《Everybody Ought to Have a Maid》歌词

[00:00:00] Everybody Ought to Have a Maid (From A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum) - Stephen Collins/Christopher Durang/Michael Rupert

[00:00:01] Written by：Stephen Sondheim

[00:00:06] Everybody ought to have a maid

[00:00:09] Everybody ought to have a working girl

[00:00:12] Everybody ought to have a lurking girl

[00:00:15] To putter around the house

[00:00:18] Everybody ought to have a maid

[00:00:21] Everybody ought to have a menial

[00:00:24] Consistantly congenial

[00:00:27] And quieter than a mouse

[00:00:31] Oh oh wouldn't she be delicious

[00:00:34] Tidying up the dishes

[00:00:36] Neat as a pin

[00:00:37] Oh oh wouldn't she be delightful

[00:00:40] Sweeping out

[00:00:42] Sleeping in

[00:00:44] Everybody ought to have a maid

[00:00:47] Someone who you hire

[00:00:48] When you're short of help

[00:00:50] To offer you the sort of help

[00:00:53] You never get from a spouse

[00:00:56] Fluttering up the stairway

[00:00:57] Shuttering up the windows

[00:00:59] Cluttering up the bedroom

[00:01:01] Buttering up the master

[00:01:02] Puttering all around the house

[00:01:08] Oh oh

[00:01:09] Think of her at the dustbin

[00:01:10] 'Specially when she's

[00:01:11] Just been

[00:01:12] Traipsing about

[00:01:14] Oh oh wouldn't she be delightful

[00:01:17] Living in

[00:01:18] Giving out

[00:01:20] Everybody ought to have a maid

[00:01:23] Daintily collecting bits of paper n'strings

[00:01:26] Appealing in her apron strings

[00:01:29] Beguiling in her blouse

[00:01:33] Pattering through the attic

[00:01:34] Chattering in the cellar

[00:01:36] Clattering in the kitchen

[00:01:37] Flattering in the bedroom

[00:01:39] Puttering all around the house

[00:01:45] The house

[00:01:48] The house

[00:01:51] The house

[00:01:59] A maid

[00:02:00] A maid

[00:02:01] A maid

[00:02:01] A maid

[00:02:02] Everybody ought to have a maid

[00:02:05] Someone who's efficient and reliable

[00:02:08] Obedient and pliable

[00:02:11] And quieter than a mouse

[00:02:16] Oh oh wouldn't she be so nimble

[00:02:19] Fiddling with her thimble

[00:02:20] Mending her gown

[00:02:22] Oh oh wouldn't she be delightful

[00:02:25] Cleaning up

[00:02:26] Leaning down

[00:02:28] Everybody ought to have a maid

[00:02:31] Someone who'll be busy as a bumblebee

[00:02:34] And even if you grumble be

[00:02:37] As graceful as a grouse

[00:02:40] Wriggling in the anteroom

[00:02:42] Jiggling in the living room

[00:02:44] Giggling in the dining room

[00:02:45] Wiggling in the other rooms

[00:02:47] Puttering all around the house

[00:02:53] The house

[00:02:56] The house

[00:02:59] The house