《小五义 第153集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 山西雁徐良吻吻当当走出队伍

[00:00:08] 您把这个网上看好了

[00:00:10] 把这个老屁股交给我了

[00:00:12] 两个非你不可

[00:00:14] 留尘呐

[00:00:15] 诸葛亮这家伙可不是省油灯

[00:00:17] 可我心里有数

[00:00:20] 徐良一走

[00:00:21] 三颤来到朱亮近前

[00:00:25] 上一眼下一眼看了72 眼

[00:00:28] 啊

[00:00:28] 姑娘啊

[00:00:30] 你挺好啊

[00:00:31] 咋啊

[00:00:34] 哎

[00:00:35] 丑鬼不亲假亲

[00:00:38] 不近假近

[00:00:40] 你少跟我来这套度量

[00:00:44] 我看你好像疯狗

[00:00:45] 差不多少呀

[00:00:47] 起码得扔请你全都不懂

[00:00:51] 发财

[00:00:52] 我贾斯说的都是京师良言

[00:00:56] 可惜你猪牙密尔

[00:00:59] 看来你一直死

[00:01:00] 是被玩

[00:01:02] 好的

[00:01:04] 谁让咱们两个人有缘

[00:01:07] 干死我替你收尸

[00:01:12] 快点

[00:01:15] 飞剑间蹦起来

[00:01:17] 是拐杖座谈

[00:01:19] 徐良一闪身躲开

[00:01:22] 你别看徐良说话嬉皮笑脸

[00:01:25] 吊儿郎当

[00:01:27] 可要伸手那是两回事

[00:01:31] 就见得深随人转

[00:01:34] 把青色大衣甩掉大指印

[00:01:37] 疯狂咔嘣咔

[00:01:39] 亮亮拽出金丝大环刀

[00:01:44] 把刀在怀中一捧

[00:01:46] 盯不住一战啊

[00:01:48] 推荐下

[00:01:49] 好

[00:01:50] 良言难劝

[00:01:51] 该死鬼呀

[00:01:53] 既然你非要找死

[00:01:55] 也怪不了沙溪人挑他

[00:01:58] 别怀疑

[00:02:07] 这诸葛亮眼珠子都红了

[00:02:09] 往前一进身

[00:02:11] 这一口气就砸了徐良18 拐棍儿

[00:02:17] 再看徐良

[00:02:19] 就像水里那条游鱼似的

[00:02:22] 巧妙地穿梭在怀上的空气中间

[00:02:28] 诸料类的脑门子都是汗没打着

[00:02:32] 徐良这一招叫代劳

[00:02:36] 他故意气他啊

[00:02:37] 诸葛亮

[00:02:39] 你

[00:02:39] 你再重新打吧

[00:02:41] 也许这回你能碰着小贝

[00:02:44] 我叫你耍贫嘴

[00:02:49] 又是12 回了

[00:02:51] 又没打着

[00:02:52] 朱良气急了

[00:02:53] 蹦起来

[00:02:54] 又十级拐杖还是没打着

[00:02:58] 这一阵浑身上下就见了哈

[00:03:01] 徐良心中暗笑

[00:03:02] 嗯

[00:03:03] 这回该我还招的时候再看看把大环刀时展开往前一蹦

[00:03:10] 霞光万道

[00:03:12] 瑞彩千条

[00:03:14] 跟诸葛亮就站在一处

[00:03:18] 这个飞剑仙朱亮可不是省油灯

[00:03:22] 这老家伙有60 几年的好公屏

[00:03:25] 经验丰富

[00:03:28] 徐良当年跟朱亮碰在一块儿

[00:03:32] 没法比

[00:03:33] 也没说徐良

[00:03:35] 金睛好斗梅良祖

[00:03:38] 神行无影倒骑驴的剑客无非也不是诸葛亮的对手

[00:03:45] 我也得学到二次学艺

[00:03:48] 这能耐蒙

[00:03:49] 正所以才跟诸葛亮打了个平平

[00:03:54] 读书啊

[00:03:55] 这就是很便宜

[00:03:58] 因此两人打了60 回合没分胜败

[00:04:03] 这军长佛禅在后边观阵

[00:04:07] 左查一看诸葛亮

[00:04:09] 够意思

[00:04:11] 为了我徒弟

[00:04:12] 人家泼了命

[00:04:14] 我这当老师的能无动于衷吗

[00:04:18] 哎呀

[00:04:19] 这个丑鬼

[00:04:19] 这把刀可够厉害的

[00:04:21] 冷气逼人呢

[00:04:23] 一旦把朱老剑客给伤着

[00:04:25] 对我也不利

[00:04:28] 想到这儿

[00:04:29] 他告诉我

[00:04:30] 哭观战把笼子大铲一晃划出来了

[00:04:35] 哎哟

[00:04:36] 他就蹦上去了

[00:04:38] 口诵佛号南无阿弥陀佛

[00:04:44] 朝鬼拿命来

[00:04:50] 龙潭便砸

[00:04:52] 玉面小达摩白云瑞一看

[00:04:55] 干什么

[00:04:56] 俩打一个

[00:04:57] 那哪行啊

[00:04:59] 芸瑞早就收拾好了

[00:05:01] 甩掉英雄尝尽丝鸾带嗯帽的皮靴子

[00:05:05] 手中紧握金丝龙鳞闪电劈

[00:05:09] 白日一碰

[00:05:11] 跳过去

[00:05:12] 把佛禅给拦住

[00:05:15] 凶僧

[00:05:16] 这里来

[00:05:17] 我买一个弥弥陀佛

[00:05:22] 国产一看

[00:05:23] 哎哟

[00:05:24] 这小伙长这么带劲

[00:05:27] 跟银娃娃似的

[00:05:29] 刚才还真没注意

[00:05:32] 别看这小伙长得漂亮

[00:05:34] 眼角眉梢带着千层的杀气

[00:05:38] 身前身后有百步的威风

[00:05:42] 骂什么人要问我小有名气

[00:05:50] 人送绰号玉面小达摩

[00:05:54] 哎哟

[00:05:57] 啊

[00:05:58] 哦

[00:05:59] 听说过

[00:06:01] 佛禅没离开单于字

[00:06:04] 就听别人对他讲过

[00:06:06] 心说这就是白玉瑞锦毛鼠

[00:06:10] 白玉堂的儿子

[00:06:12] 白云剑客

[00:06:13] 夏侯仁的得意门生

[00:06:16] 还怪不得这么横

[00:06:19] 我认为他岁数不定多大呢

[00:06:22] 闹了半天

[00:06:23] 是个光嘴巴子娃娃呀

[00:06:26] 因此

[00:06:27] 军长坐禅带着三分轻视

[00:06:31] 白瑞

[00:06:33] 你知道贫僧我是谁

[00:06:36] 我倒要领教

[00:06:39] 我乃金掌

[00:06:41] 佛禅视野

[00:06:43] 白月大吃一惊

[00:06:47] 在家就荆斩佛禅呢

[00:06:49] 人有古怪的相貌

[00:06:51] 必有古怪的能力

[00:06:53] 我听我老师跟我说过

[00:06:55] 这佛禅的金莲掌在江湖上站着一觉

[00:07:00] 要怎么叫金掌佛禅

[00:07:04] 今天遇上我可要多加极善

[00:07:08] 人类做得心里有数把掌中刀一横冷笑一声说

[00:07:14] 禅大师

[00:07:15] 我不明白

[00:07:17] 你是一出家之人

[00:07:19] 大慈大悲

[00:07:21] 因何拦住棺材

[00:07:24] 莫非你的佛教还高于王法

[00:07:32] 白壮士

[00:07:33] 贫僧有难言之隐哦

[00:07:37] 我这次来不为别的

[00:07:40] 我想救我徒弟王顺

[00:07:43] 你看你们不答应

[00:07:45] 这才发生了芥豆

[00:07:48] 假如把王顺给了贫僧

[00:07:51] 一片云彩不就散了

[00:07:54] 哎

[00:07:55] 瑞啊

[00:07:56] 不要伸手

[00:07:58] 伸手你也别看咱两个人没见过面

[00:08:03] 对你的出身我料之一二

[00:08:08] 有个谁

[00:08:09] 我们少林寺有个疯僧醉菩提凌空教过你能耐吧

[00:08:17] 还有个叫公

[00:08:18] 也瘦长的

[00:08:20] 交给过你能耐吧

[00:08:22] 还有夏侯仁老剑客

[00:08:25] 你受三位名师的真传呢

[00:08:28] 确实不好

[00:08:30] 但不管怎么说

[00:08:32] 你岁数在这摆着

[00:08:35] 经验还不是那么丰富

[00:08:38] 姑父

[00:08:39] 姑父得到一定程度才行

[00:08:43] 因此说

[00:08:44] 你要想跟贫僧动手

[00:08:47] 于是非吃亏不可

[00:08:50] 看在凌空大师和白云剑客的份上

[00:08:55] 我不能跟你计较

[00:08:57] 我也不希望跟你动手

[00:09:00] 快点把道路闪开

[00:09:03] 把王顺教育偏方

[00:09:07] 白芸瑞冷笑一声

[00:09:09] 呸

[00:09:11] 说啥

[00:09:12] 你少出狂言

[00:09:14] 白某倒要会议

[00:09:16] 会议是何许人也

[00:09:18] 招招

[00:09:20] 白润的脾气够多报

[00:09:23] 比当年的白玉堂还抱上三分球

[00:09:27] 蹦起来六尺多高

[00:09:28] 双手捧刀是露头就走

[00:09:33] 金掌佛禅一看来势甚猛

[00:09:36] 赶紧使了个举火烧天式往上招架

[00:09:40] 嗨

[00:09:42] 斜着拿龙凤大肠

[00:09:43] 网上呀

[00:09:45] 唠叨正批的长杆上

[00:09:49] 半悬空中只闪火星

[00:09:53] High 啊

[00:09:56] 突然下了

[00:09:56] 一闭眼睛

[00:09:58] 急忙大臣跳出圈外仔细观看哟

[00:10:03] 让白芸瑞的宝刀把大铲给剁了个口子

[00:10:08] 没有半寸深

[00:10:09] 也差不多少

[00:10:11] 告诉他

[00:10:12] 这调侃太粗

[00:10:14] 要细呀

[00:10:15] 这下给剁折了

[00:10:18] 白芸瑞也吓了一跳

[00:10:19] 这才知道人家是薄产

[00:10:22] 恐怕把兵刃损伤

[00:10:24] 跳出圈外

[00:10:26] 拉过金丝龙鳞闪电劈仔细观看

[00:10:30] 一看燥热

[00:10:31] 跟当初一样

[00:10:33] 他的心态

[00:10:34] 放弃

[00:10:36] 不过下的鼻子全是冷汗

[00:10:39] 心说我这人太毛糙了

[00:10:41] 再动手可要多加谨慎

[00:10:45] 就这样

[00:10:46] 瑞大战佛禅

[00:10:48] 徐良大战飞剑仙

[00:10:51] 四个人站成了两队

[00:10:54] 打了个难解难分

[00:10:57] 军长佛禅一边打着一边调大职称的

[00:11:04] 老子英雄儿好汉

[00:11:06] 强将手下无绕兵啊

[00:11:10] 这个白芸瑞年纪轻轻

[00:11:12] 果然超出一般

[00:11:15] 这也就是贫僧

[00:11:16] 我要换个旁人

[00:11:19] 焉能是他

[00:11:20] 他的对手

[00:11:22] 我也得谨慎

[00:11:24] 不然堵死急刹

[00:11:27] 看来不动点真格的还真不行

[00:11:32] 他们四个人打的时间也太长点

[00:11:36] 这个左昆左少良有点儿沉不住劲儿

[00:11:42] 左坤

[00:11:42] 你想我这手下有200人

[00:11:45] 我们卖不了的书该都在这儿戳他

[00:11:49] 这大清白日的一会儿

[00:11:51] 军队要来了

[00:11:52] 一看这干啥

[00:11:53] 对我们可不利

[00:11:56] 杂修车皮布隆这活儿得快点干

[00:12:00] 速战速决呀

[00:12:02] 可是呢

[00:12:04] 猪料佛禅都没发话

[00:12:07] 他又不敢随便行动

[00:12:09] 因此急得直冒汗

[00:12:13] 在对方讲评展

[00:12:16] 南侠智化也急坏了

[00:12:20] 其实说我们手下有100多人呢

[00:12:23] 都在这儿杵着

[00:12:25] 就指着徐良和芸瑞

[00:12:27] 倘若他们两个有点儿闪失

[00:12:30] 我对得起孩子

[00:12:33] 因此

[00:12:34] 大家一商议就打算群殴

[00:12:38] 仗着人多势众

[00:12:39] 干脆拼了就得了

[00:12:43] 哎

[00:12:43] 谁也没想到正在这么个时候

[00:12:46] 顺着呢

[00:12:47] 删喇子后边树林里边儿溜达出一个人来

[00:12:54] 这人身高八尺

[00:12:56] 挂零

[00:12:57] 满脸姿迷

[00:13:00] 胡子都赶了粘

[00:13:02] 身上穿那个衣服跟油饼差不多少

[00:13:07] 补丁罗着补丁锃明刷亮

[00:13:10] 腰里系根破袋子

[00:13:13] 一个裤腿长

[00:13:14] 一个裤腿短

[00:13:16] 光着脚丫子

[00:13:17] 踏着一双草鞋

[00:13:20] 身后背着个黄布的破兜子

[00:13:23] 鼓鼓囊囊也不知装的是什么

[00:13:26] 左手拎着个猪肝

[00:13:29] 右手拎着个唐罗

[00:13:32] 往脸上一看

[00:13:34] 这人还是双目失明

[00:13:38] 唉呀

[00:13:38] 早起路来真困难

[00:13:41] 顺山石拉子拐过来

[00:13:43] 来到战场

[00:13:45] 一边走一边还敲着铴锣

[00:13:48] 太郎

[00:13:50] 太郎啦

[00:13:53] 算灵卦

[00:13:55] 算灵卦

[00:13:57] 大刘运卦未卜先知

[00:14:01] 不灵不要钱

[00:14:03] 算灵卦

[00:14:05] 啦啦啦啦啦啦

[00:14:08] 哎

[00:14:09] 他说着还往前凑

[00:14:13] 有两个庄客不耐烦

[00:14:16] 手都拎着棒子就跳过呢

[00:14:19] 意思打算推这个老盲人

[00:14:23] 哪知道手还没挨到人家身上

[00:14:27] 就见这老盲人左手的青竹杆往上一撩

[00:14:33] 蹦蹦

[00:14:35] 挣脱在这俩专克的花盖穴上

[00:14:39] 再看这二位

[00:14:40] 乐子可大了

[00:14:42] 直着脖子

[00:14:43] 瞪着眼睛

[00:14:44] 纹丝不动

[00:14:46] 就好像泥胎相似

[00:14:50] 左昆一看

[00:14:51] 呀

[00:14:53] 问你这猪肝里头有什么

[00:15:01] 后面的话还没等说出来

[00:15:04] 这老盲人把手中的金竹竿一晃

[00:15:07] 你也别动

[00:15:08] 崩

[00:15:10] 神棍无敌

[00:15:11] 左少良也动不了了

[00:15:15] 就见这位老盲人

[00:15:17] 谁补了谁

[00:15:19] 凡是被猪肝碰上

[00:15:21] 全动不了

[00:15:23] 眨眼间有30 多人

[00:15:27] 全都站在原地

[00:15:28] 其他的人全吓跑了

[00:15:31] 因此阵脚大乱

[00:15:34] 飞剑仙朱亮喝

[00:15:36] 经常佛禅打着打着听着声音有点儿不对劲儿

[00:15:43] 用眼角的余光一看啊

[00:15:47] 发生什么事儿

[00:15:49] 莫非徐良他们两路派兵抄了我的归路

[00:15:55] 我可不能掉以轻心

[00:15:58] 说着

[00:15:59] 飞剑先把五金的拐棍儿虚幻一招

[00:16:03] 跳出圈外

[00:16:05] 金掌佛禅

[00:16:07] 也不知道是怎么回事

[00:16:09] 虚晃一铲

[00:16:11] 也跳出圈

[00:16:13] 单手倒提大铲

[00:16:15] 口诵佛号

[00:16:16] 阿弥陀佛什么

[00:16:22] 正这时

[00:16:24] 这实木的老先生来在他们二位的中间

[00:16:29] 把唐罗往地上一放

[00:16:32] 两个手拄着青竹杆

[00:16:35] 一阵狼叫

[00:16:40] 啊

[00:16:41] 二位呀

[00:16:43] 你们都挺好吗

[00:16:45] 嗯

[00:16:47] 朱亮和佛禅一看不认识

[00:16:50] 明天台北

[00:16:52] 让我们和你们一样

[00:16:56] 有血有肉

[00:16:58] 大活人一个

[00:17:00] 这有什么奇怪的

[00:17:02] 我问你是谁

[00:17:04] 叫什么名字

[00:17:06] 刚才你因何用扁鹊方法点住这么多人

[00:17:12] 啊

[00:17:13] 你问这个

[00:17:15] 多亮啊

[00:17:17] 你是聪明人

[00:17:19] 怎么说糊涂话

[00:17:21] 你应该明白我是哪头儿的

[00:17:25] 显而易见

[00:17:27] 我答你的人也就是蒋平、徐良内头好啊

[00:17:34] 老家伙

[00:17:35] 你朝伟

[00:17:38] 朱亮蹦起来

[00:17:39] 照这实木的老者就是一拐

[00:17:44] 他认为啊

[00:17:44] 他非补不可

[00:17:47] 讲错了

[00:17:49] 这位实木的老先生一不躲二不闪

[00:17:53] 盯着不往这儿一站

[00:17:54] 把掌中的青竹杆一横

[00:17:57] 街了他一下

[00:17:59] 拐棍正砸到竹竿上

[00:18:03] 耳朵

[00:18:08] 把诸葛亮的五金拐杖掂起来三尺多高

[00:18:14] 阵的飞剑宣誓

[00:18:16] 膀臂酸麻

[00:18:20] 往后倒退了七八步哈

[00:18:25] 他这才名字

[00:18:28] 实木的老盲人手里拿的不是竹竿

[00:18:33] 而是无尽的一条兵刃

[00:18:36] 从外表上看象竹竿

[00:18:40] 就见这位老盲人身子连晃都没晃动

[00:18:45] 照样谈笑风生

[00:18:49] 诸葛亮

[00:18:50] 佛禅

[00:18:53] 刚才我给你们二位算得一罐

[00:18:57] 这挂可不好啊

[00:19:00] 你们俩人儿现在走背运

[00:19:03] 楚兄不急呀

[00:19:07] 但是呢

[00:19:08] 卦象之中还有晃

[00:19:11] 进一步

[00:19:13] 山穷水尽

[00:19:16] 退一步

[00:19:17] 海阔天空

[00:19:21] 我希望你们二位悬崖勒马脚不停

[00:19:27] 可危险啦

[00:19:30] 朱亮一听

[00:19:31] 这位绝不是普通的盲人

[00:19:34] 肯定是有来历

[00:19:37] 因此他不敢打

[00:19:40] 王先生

[00:19:42] 我请您打个万怎么样

[00:19:46] 既然你想给解决这件事情

[00:19:48] 您把明镜挑明白

[00:19:51] 到那时

[00:19:53] 我再考虑何去何从

[00:19:56] 如何破

[00:19:58] 朱老剑客言之有理

[00:20:00] 你到底是什么人

[00:20:02] 嗯

[00:20:02] 你看

[00:20:04] 我跟你们二位没法比

[00:20:07] 喝你那胃还聊得及吗

[00:20:10] 崔健

[00:20:10] 纤云飞子、朱亮那多大的名望

[00:20:14] 金掌佛禅那家在嵩山少林寺

[00:20:19] 金连长站着一节

[00:20:22] 可我是个残疾人

[00:20:25] 本来我不想报名

[00:20:28] 既然你们二位非的

[00:20:30] 那也没办法

[00:20:32] 要问老朽

[00:20:34] 我家住冰山北极岛

[00:20:39] 我有个大师亲姓雪

[00:20:43] 叫雪珠帘

[00:20:45] 我是他亲师弟

[00:20:48] 人送绰号

[00:20:50] 医生锣响震乾坤

[00:20:53] 诙谐老人

[00:20:55] 我姓周

[00:20:56] 叫周瑞周化开

[00:21:03] 主要根据人的名树比啊

[00:21:05] 这老头不报名还则罢了

[00:21:08] 报名之后再看飞剑仙朱亮贺军长佛禅联二句话都没说

[00:21:15] 把脑瓜一扑棱啊

[00:21:18] 您就是走

[00:21:19] 老剑客正是回头见

[00:21:24] 他们俩比兔子跑得还快

[00:21:30] 钻进山林

[00:21:32] 一溜烟不见了

[00:21:36] 实木的老人是放声大笑

[00:21:38] 哈哈哈哈

[00:21:42] 哎

[00:21:44] 我认为这二位有什么能耐

[00:21:47] 这一把名这都吓跑了

[00:21:51] 好爸

[00:21:52] 日后有缘分

[00:21:54] 再见面吧

[00:21:58] 那位说

[00:21:58] 这老头儿说的是实话

[00:22:00] 一点儿都不假

[00:22:03] 他就是疯上人雪珠莲的亲身

[00:22:07] 走入邹化昌

[00:22:10] 著名的诙谐剑客

[00:22:13] 本来他不想

[00:22:15] 它会变红

[00:22:17] 把眼一瞪

[00:22:18] 气一闭

[00:22:19] 哎

[00:22:19] 同人三倍

[00:22:21] 你怎么看怎么丑

[00:22:23] 是残疾人

[00:22:25] 可大伙儿

[00:22:25] 他把眼珠要转过来

[00:22:28] 比正常的人瑞丽比较多呀

[00:22:34] 单说小义士艾虎

[00:22:38] 他正护着青春长身躯一看

[00:22:42] 哎哟

[00:22:43] 中外呀

[00:22:44] 世外的高人来了