《Facts Of Life》歌词

[00:00:00] Facts Of Life - Lazyboy

[00:00:00] Written by：Søren Nystrøm Rasted/Søren Nystrøm Rasted

[00:00:06] These are the facts

[00:00:08] These are the facts

[00:00:09] Of ladyboy

[00:00:11] So help me god

[00:00:13] This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is

[00:00:16] The bare facts of the life we live

[00:00:19] This is who we are this is what we do oh oh

[00:00:24] Did you know that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on TV

[00:00:27] Did you know 61 percent of all hits on the internet are on sex sites

[00:00:32] Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents

[00:00:37] The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year

[00:00:40] Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world

[00:00:42] The average person laughs 13 times a day Elvis was originally blond

[00:00:47] The average age of first intercourse is 15 point 3 years old

[00:00:51] The average erect penis is 5 point 2 inches long

[00:00:55] And 4 point 2 inches circumcised

[00:00:57] Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing

[00:01:01] 41 percent of all people take people with curly hair less seriously

[00:01:05] 20 percent of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience

[00:01:09] Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti wrinkle cream

[00:01:14] This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is

[00:01:17] The bare facts of the life we live

[00:01:20] This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is

[00:01:23] These are the facts of the life that we live

[00:01:27] This is who we are bare facts of the life we live

[00:01:32] This is who we are this is what we do

[00:01:34] This is who we are are are

[00:01:38] 22 percent of the time a pizza will arrive faster

[00:01:41] Than an ambulance in great Britain

[00:01:43] 96 percent of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm

[00:01:48] 3 people die every year testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue

[00:01:53] The Guinness book of records holds the record

[00:01:55] For being the most stolen book in public libraries

[00:01:58] Butterflies taste with their feet 5 percent of the population is gay

[00:02:03] The worlds best known word is okay

[00:02:05] The second most well known word is coca cola

[00:02:08] The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue

[00:02:11] Charles Chaplin once won 3 rd prize

[00:02:13] In a Charles Chaplin look a like contest

[00:02:16] In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank

[00:02:18] Because a Prussian cargo plane dropped

[00:02:20] A living cow from 30000 feet

[00:02:23] Only one book has been printed in more copies

[00:02:25] Than the bible the Ikea catalog

[00:02:28] This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is

[00:02:31] The bare facts of the life we live

[00:02:33] This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is

[00:02:37] These are the facts of the life that we live

[00:02:41] This is who we are the facts of the life we live

[00:02:47] This is who we are this is what we do this is who we are

[00:02:49] 1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life

[00:02:54] In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth

[00:02:57] Today we are 6 billion people

[00:03:00] 6 billion people 6 billion

[00:03:01] Time is ticking ticking yeah

[00:03:06] Donald duck was banned in Finland

[00:03:08] Because he doesn't wear pants

[00:03:09] 74 percent of all nudist females are nudists

[00:03:13] Because their husbands are nudists

[00:03:14] More people die from a champagne cork popping

[00:03:17] Than from poison spiders 21 percent of all traffic accidents

[00:03:20] Happen because the driver falls asleep did you know

[00:03:23] That originally a danish guy invented the burglar alarm

[00:03:27] Unfortunately it got stolen

[00:03:29] This is who we are this is what we do this is what it is

[00:03:32] Yeah yeah yeah yeah

[00:03:35] This is who we are this is what we do

[00:03:38] This is what it is yeah yeah yeah

[00:03:42] This is who we are bare facts of the life we live

[00:03:47] This is who we are this is what we do

[00:03:51] This is who we are this is what we do

[00:03:53] So help me god