《We Only Read The Headlines》歌词

[00:00:00] We Only Read The Headlines - Lazyboy

[00:00:00] Written by：Soren Nystrom Rasted

[00:00:00] You can cut to the chase

[00:00:03] And you know it's okay

[00:00:05] 'Coz we only read the headlines

[00:00:09] We only read the headlines

[00:00:11] Baby get to the point

[00:00:14] And quit the full play

[00:00:17] We only read the headlines

[00:00:20] We only read the headlines anyways

[00:00:24] 54 of bank robberies take place on a Friday

[00:00:28] Women blink nearly twice as much as men

[00:00:30] Elvis never ever gave an encore

[00:00:32] The number of wars fought between countries

[00:00:35] That both have at least one McDonalds is zero

[00:00:38] Every 5 minutes an area of rainforest

[00:00:41] The size of a football field

[00:00:42] Is eliminated

[00:00:43] Women who read romance novels

[00:00:45] Have sex twice as often as those who don't

[00:00:47] Did you know

[00:00:48] A can of diet coke will float in water

[00:00:51] While a can of regular coke will sink

[00:00:53] The Muppet show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia

[00:00:56] Because one of it's stars was a pig

[00:00:58] Males on average think about sex

[00:01:00] Every 7 seconds

[00:01:02] More than 50 of the people in the world have never made

[00:01:05] Or received a telephone call

[00:01:07] Syphilis has risen 500 in the last six years in London

[00:01:11] Why is it that everybody seems to get older

[00:01:14] Except for Cliff Richard

[00:01:16] You can cut to the chase

[00:01:18] And you know it's okay

[00:01:21] 'Coz we only read the headlines

[00:01:24] We only read the headlines

[00:01:26] Baby get to the point

[00:01:29] And quit the full play

[00:01:32] We only read the headlines

[00:01:35] We only read the headlines anyways

[00:01:41] 1 out of 10 girls under 20 is carrying Chlamydia

[00:01:44] According to several sources

[00:01:46] Dr Harvey Kellogg tried to make a cure for masturbation

[00:01:49] When he made cornflakes

[00:01:51] Women are 30 more sextualy active during a full moon

[00:01:55] Indonesia is the country with the highest scout membership

[00:01:59] In every single episode of Seinfeld

[00:02:01] There's a superman in at least one scene somewhere

[00:02:04] If you weighed all the animals in the world

[00:02:06] Hens would be 10 percent of the total weight

[00:02:09] In Minnesota there's a law

[00:02:11] That prevents men having sex with living fish

[00:02:14] Jimmy Carter can read 2000 words per minute

[00:02:17] Humans and dolphins are the only species

[00:02:20] That has sex for pleasure

[00:02:21] Danny Devito is taller than Dolly Parton

[00:02:25] You can cut to the chase

[00:02:28] And you know it's okay

[00:02:31] We only read the headlines

[00:02:33] We only read the headlines

[00:02:36] In the papers on the news

[00:02:39] Heavens heard there's no excuse

[00:02:42] In formations everywhere

[00:02:45] All you need to know is right here

[00:02:53] It's possible to attend your own funeral

[00:02:55] Because the human brain continues to send out electrical wave signals

[00:02:59] For up to 37hours following death

[00:03:02] We only read the headlines

[00:03:04] We only read the headlines

[00:03:07] We only read the headlines

[00:03:10] We only read the headlines

[00:03:13] You can cut to the chase

[00:03:15] And you know it's okay

[00:03:18] 'Coz we only read the headlines

[00:03:21] We only read the headlines

[00:03:24] Baby get to the point

[00:03:26] And quit the full play

[00:03:29] We only read the headlines

[00:03:32] We only read the headlines anyways