《Shattered Illusions》歌词

[00:00:06] Marilyn

[00:00:07] I fell for a man at a party a hyperion

[00:00:10] His God like beauty easily met each criterion

[00:00:15] Six foot four and debonaire

[00:00:16] Emerald eyes and thick black hair

[00:00:19] But when we got closer was he perfect

[00:00:23] No sir

[00:00:26] His nice white teeth came out at night

[00:00:28] And socks down his jeans was what made 'em tight

[00:00:31] Oh my shattered illusions

[00:00:36] I got a shock when I saw him cleanse

[00:00:38] Each bright green contact lense

[00:00:41] Oh my poor confusion

[00:00:45] But the thing that cause the final rift

[00:00:47] Was when his toupee started to drift

[00:00:50] And his shoes had three inch lifts

[00:00:52] Oh my shattered illusions

[00:00:56] Adele

[00:00:59] Now as for me I lately met a city type

[00:01:01] He was nearly fifty seven but I couldn't gripe

[00:01:09] Rolled umbrella pin-striped suit

[00:01:11] And a shiny rolls to boot

[00:01:13] But when I got closer was he perfect

[00:01:18] No sir

[00:01:21] His great big hands were like wet spaghetti

[00:01:24] Lay on the couch and said call me Betty

[00:01:27] Oh my shattered illusions

[00:01:31] He went on and on for hours and hours

[00:01:34] About something called golden showers

[00:01:36] And showed me his contusions

[00:01:41] Wearing nipple clamps and bows in his pubic hair

[00:01:43] He handed me a whip and said beat me there

[00:01:46] Then asked if he could sniff my underwear

[00:01:49] Oh my shattered illusions

[00:01:55] Dillie

[00:01:56] Now me I really think I've met the perfect guy

[00:02:02] Can't find a single fault no matter how I try

[00:02:08] Though no Adonis he's the cream

[00:02:11] He's every mother's dream

[00:02:12] But will I let him get closer

[00:02:19] No sir

[00:02:23] He thinks I'm lovely but entre nous

[00:02:25] My lashes and nails are stuck on with glue

[00:02:28] Oh his shattered illusions

[00:02:32] With a little tuck here

[00:02:33] And a little tuck there

[00:02:34] And I wasn't born with this blonde hair

[00:02:37] Oh his poor delusions

[00:02:41] My original chin was much much bigger

[00:02:44] My nose job would simply make him snigger

[00:02:46] As to silicone I owe my shapely figure

[00:02:51] Oh those shattered illusions

[00:02:52] But I'll keep Mum because you see

[00:02:56] His bride is what I long to be

[00:03:02] But god help us if the children look like me

[00:03:08] Oh those shattered illusions