《Ebay ’eck》歌词

[00:00:00] Ebay 'eck - The Lancashire Hotpots

[00:00:02] Deidre were the name of my first wife

[00:00:07] And she really were the true love of my life

[00:00:11] But she ran off with me best mate Jim

[00:00:14] And I really do miss him

[00:00:16] 'Cos we used go crown green bowling Tuesday night

[00:00:22] Around the house I still see Deidre's face

[00:00:26] In the nick-nacks that she left around the place

[00:00:31] And my hearts in dis-array

[00:00:34] So I'm flogging her stuff on e-bay

[00:00:36] Yes ee-by-eck Ebay is really ace

[00:00:40] And theres a starting bid of a quid

[00:00:43] On the Bullseye teatowel

[00:00:46] I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat

[00:00:50] And there's two hours to go

[00:00:53] On the Fred Dibnah photo

[00:00:55] Yes Ebay's great for selling all your tat

[00:01:00] Oh yes cocker the post it is free

[00:01:05] On my Deidres Patrick Swayze DVD

[00:01:09] I feel like c'auctioning my hat

[00:01:12] But until then I'll start

[00:01:15] By selling all her Right Said Fred CD's

[00:01:20] Oh believe you me I'm auctioning the lot

[00:01:25] Please check out all the feedback I have got

[00:01:29] I'm selling Chesney Hawkes tour posters

[00:01:32] And backstreet boys drink coasters

[00:01:34] And a Bon Jovi mug that changes colour when it's hot hot hot

[00:01:39] And theres a starting bid of a quid

[00:01:41] On the Bullseye teatowel

[00:01:44] I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat

[00:01:49] And there's two hours to go

[00:01:51] On the Fred Dibnah photo

[00:01:53] Yes Ebay's great for selling all your tat

[00:01:59] I've sold the lot and I feel empty inside

[00:02:03] And my true emotions can no longer hide

[00:02:08] But I'll tell thee summat for knowt

[00:02:11] I've had a look in me PayPal account

[00:02:13] There's two grand in there

[00:02:15] I'm off to buy a Russian bride

[00:02:17] Come on

[00:02:17] And theres a starting bid of a quid

[00:02:20] On the Bullseye teatowel

[00:02:23] I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat

[00:02:27] And there's two hours to go

[00:02:30] On the Fred Dibnah photo

[00:02:32] Yes Ebay's great for selling all your tat