《I Fear Ikea(Karaoke Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] I Fear Ikea - The Lancashire Hotpots

[00:00:03] Now let me tell of a shop that fills me with dread

[00:00:09] It's blue and it's yellow but I always see red

[00:00:14] It's a furniture store that makes me want to shout

[00:00:19] 'Cos once you've entered you can't find your way out

[00:00:22] That's why I fear Ikea

[00:00:27] I won't go there again

[00:00:30] I don't want a bookcase called Billy

[00:00:34] Or a table called Sven

[00:00:38] Just don't go of a Satdee if you don't want fer queue

[00:00:43] And that doesn't include th'hour sat on't M62

[00:00:48] If you go of a Wednesday well it just makes you laugh

[00:00:53] It's the size of Belgium but there's no bloody staff

[00:00:57] That's why I fear Ikea

[00:01:02] I won't go there again

[00:01:05] I don't want a bookcase called Billy

[00:01:09] Or a table called Sven

[00:01:13] It's a good 10 mile walk if you just want a shelf

[00:01:18] Hang on you want me to go in th' warehouse and pick it meself

[00:01:23] Well I struggled we trolley I didn't get very far

[00:01:28] And the boxes were that big they didn't fit in the car

[00:01:32] That's why I fear Ikea

[00:01:37] I won't go there again

[00:01:40] I don't want a bookcase called Billy

[00:01:44] Or a table called Sven

[00:01:48] Michael Palin he's traveled the world once or twice

[00:01:53] They said

[00:01:53] Why don't you explore Ikea Michael That'd be nice

[00:01:58] Well the men at the Beeb must have been off their heads

[00:02:03] He went missing a week ago between kitchens and beds

[00:02:07] That's why I fear Ikea

[00:02:11] I won't go there again

[00:02:15] I don't want a bookcase called Billy

[00:02:19] Or a table called Sven

[00:02:23] That's why I fear Ikea

[00:02:27] I won't go there again

[00:02:30] I don't want a bookcase called Billy

[00:02:35] Or a table called Sven