《White Michael Jordan》歌词

[00:00:00] White Michael Jordan (白人的迈克·尔乔丹) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)

[00:00:01] I'm like a white Michael Vick

[00:00:03] Psycho enough to stick Michael J Fox in a microwave

[00:00:05] With a rock

[00:00:06] I might make a little alazae with a side of

[00:00:08] Nyquil and a ride of motorcycle fight right through the

[00:00:10] Side of my high school

[00:00:12] Satans disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and

[00:00:14] A white diaper labble the sh*t on you while I

[00:00:16] Snipe you

[00:00:17] So dopy gets a ropy yes it's put inappropriate way

[00:00:19] To start off this day he made us smart off

[00:00:21] To dre

[00:00:21] He may be hard to contain 'cause his rages so

[00:00:23] Hard to gauge see hannibal ate his face and made

[00:00:25] Jason gnawed off his leg

[00:00:26] What makes him hard off her raises a blades and

[00:00:28] Anything sharp even poisonous darts it all plays a major

[00:00:30] Part in his game holy water won't ward him off

[00:00:33] Crucifixes won't do the trick he's so sick it's ridiculous

[00:00:35] Saw the crazy part off his brain and he stood

[00:00:37] Insane why is there blood stains on his carpet mane

[00:00:39] It's some crazy sh*t going on in shadys apartment again

[00:00:43] News flash I'm still trashed some pills should have killed

[00:00:46] My ass but they didn't they just made me stronger

[00:00:48] It's like they rebuilt in my ass like the six

[00:00:50] Million dollar man after the crash it's half the man

[00:00:52] B**ch in my milk glass and still have fifty

[00:00:55] Yeah tip me hell isn't enough they need to invent

[00:00:57] Someone new to sing me as sick as I'm getting

[00:01:00] They'll stick me in a conventional oven with the rotisserie

[00:01:02] Setting and won't even notice me sweating

[00:01:04] Should I dun layed a verse says some foul sh*t

[00:01:06] Trying to go back fix it f**ked around and just

[00:01:08] Made it worse

[00:01:09] Yeah I'm back lookin no worse for where got these

[00:01:11] Haters mad another rip of the hair start punching the

[00:01:14] Air panicked someone to punch at the can functionin shady

[00:01:17] And royce f**k yeah what a dysfunctional pair

[00:01:19] So stop acting like a punk get a pair take

[00:01:22] A pill and fall the f**k out spill your lunch

[00:01:23] In the chair

[00:01:26] I'll do a hundred yard dash just to slash kim

[00:01:28] Kardashian in the ass with a shard of glass from

[00:01:30] Nick hogans car crash human of like the passenger of

[00:01:32] That don't be a smartass yeah laugh when you sit

[00:01:35] There thinkin that the hard part passed

[00:01:36] You haven't seen pain till leatherface flips mane I'll cut

[00:01:38] Your f**king balls off homie my saws off the chain

[00:01:41] I chop the b**ch in half with it sawed off

[00:01:43] Her legs and the top half of her torso f**king

[00:01:45] Crawled off and sang

[00:01:46] I ain't seen sh*t like that since I went to

[00:01:48] Mike Jacks took the hell of a man scoffed f**ked

[00:01:50] It and put it right back handed my dick the

[00:01:52] Buttholes while he sucked it and licked my nut sack

[00:01:54] Can't even reach around while I f**ked him right in

[00:01:56] His butt crack

[00:01:57] Nah I ain't takin it back faggot f**k that I

[00:01:59] Give a f**k about nothin so here's where you f**ked

[00:02:01] Up at don't go touching that can man you don't

[00:02:04] Wanna open up that wait ahh sh*t

[00:02:06] Fade out