《A Lancashire DJ》歌词

[00:00:01] Hey I'm a DJ and I'll make you dance

[00:00:03] Wi' a little bit o techno a little bit of trance

[00:00:05] Play anything that you like

[00:00:07] From Eric Prydz to Paul van Dyk

[00:00:09] Got two turntables and a microphone

[00:00:12] I'll play some house for your Aunty Joan

[00:00:14] I know just how fert rock the place

[00:00:16] Wi' a little bit of hardcore Drum and Bass

[00:00:18] In '88 I were on a bender

[00:00:20] I ended up in the Hacienda

[00:00:23] The summer of love you had to be there

[00:00:25] It were all house music smileys and flares

[00:00:27] I danced so hard I split me keks

[00:00:29] The very next day I bought some decks

[00:00:32] And ever since that fateful day

[00:00:34] I've been a Lancashire Dj

[00:00:36] Hey I'm a Dj and I'll make you dance

[00:00:38] Wi' a little bit o techno a little bit of trance

[00:00:40] Play anything that you like

[00:00:42] From Eric Prydz to Paul van Dyk

[00:00:44] Got two turntables and a microphone

[00:00:47] I'll play some house for your Aunty Joan

[00:00:49] I know just how fert rock the place

[00:00:51] Wi' a little bit of hardcore Drum and Bass

[00:00:53] Now while the wife is baking cakes

[00:00:55] I'm at the Labour club playing breaks

[00:00:58] Every Tuesday at the old folks home

[00:01:00] I play 'em mashups and they never moan

[00:01:02] I sometimes go down to the vets

[00:01:04] For a four hour techno set

[00:01:06] I've got a pa from me Uncle Harry

[00:01:08] We'll have a midnight rave

[00:01:09] At the Cash and Carry

[00:01:11] I'm a Dj and I'll make you dance

[00:01:13] Wi' a little bit o techno a little bit of trance

[00:01:15] Play anything that you like

[00:01:17] From Eric Prydz to Paul van Dyk

[00:01:19] Got two turntables and a microphone

[00:01:22] I'll play some house for your Aunty Joan

[00:01:24] I know just how fert rock the place

[00:01:26] Wi' a little bit of hardcore Drum and Bass

[00:01:28] Well I'm always asked for requests

[00:01:30] I ain't always got 'em but I do me best

[00:01:32] Me Aunty mable loves klf

[00:01:35] But I 'aft play it loud 'coz she's half deaf

[00:01:37] Daft Punk are the favourites of Mr Patel

[00:01:39] But he'll listen to a little bit

[00:01:40] Of Faithless as well

[00:01:41] I nearly give me Grandma a heart attack

[00:01:43] When I crank up the hits

[00:01:44] From the Basement Jaxx

[00:01:45] Hey I'm a Dj and I'll make you dance

[00:01:48] Wi' a little bit o techno a little bit of trance

[00:01:50] Play anything that you like

[00:01:52] From Eric Prydz to Paul van Dyk

[00:01:54] Got two turntables and a microphone

[00:01:57] I'll play some house for your Aunty Joan

[00:01:59] I know just how fert rock the place

[00:02:01] Wi' a little bit of hardcore Drum and Bass

[00:02:03] A Lancashire DJ - The Lancashire Hotpots