《Lancer With Your Zancer》歌词

[00:00:00] Lancer With Your Zancer - Lawnmower Deth

[00:00:16] When King Arthur sat down

[00:00:17] On the river bank

[00:00:18] He had a mighty vision

[00:00:20] It really was quite wank

[00:00:22] Lancer with your zancer

[00:00:23] Lancer with your zancer

[00:00:24] Lancer with your zancer

[00:00:26] Lancer with your zancer

[00:00:28] Lancer with your zancer

[00:00:30] Lancer with your zancer

[00:00:31] Lancer with your zancer

[00:00:33] Lancer with your zancer

[00:00:36] Oi Arthur

[00:00:37] Come over here

[00:00:39] Take thi sword

[00:00:40] Now f**k off

[00:00:41] Now so off he went

[00:00:42] Back to see his one and only Gwendoline

[00:00:43] In his hand he held

[00:00:45] His sword and a pot of Vasele

[00:00:47] He thought it was time

[00:00:49] To try and prove that he really was a man

[00:00:51] He thought it was quicker

[00:00:52] Getting hiome in the back of a Transit van

[00:00:55] In he walked up the stairs

[00:00:57] Found his Mrs wearing flares

[00:00:59] He was not pleased you could tell

[00:01:02] He dropped his sword the Vaseline fell

[00:01:18] Hey Arthur you're my man

[00:01:19] If you can't do it no-one can

[00:01:22] I like your sword it feels so good

[00:01:23] Don't you think we should be stooo

[00:01:25] Here we go dear here's my hand

[00:01:27] Let me place it on your gland

[00:01:29] Come on dear take my stick

[00:01:31] An with it I'll show you a trick

[00:01:33] Come on dear I'm getting angry

[00:01:34] And my zance is becoming dangly

[00:01:36] Then it' time we ate

[00:01:38] I'll give you your dinner on a plate

[00:01:40] The sword was needed no more

[00:01:41] So he dropped it onto the floor

[00:01:43] Into the corner it started to cower

[00:01:45] 'Cos his sword was losing power

[00:01:47] THis is a story that must be told

[00:01:49] To all of you young and old

[00:01:51] If you're going to use your lancer

[00:01:53] Make sure it's got a big zancer