《Grapefruit Diet (Parody of ”Zoot Suit Riot” by Cherry Poppin’ Daddies)》歌词

[00:00:00] Grapefruit Diet (Parody of "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies) - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:15] Who's that waddlin' down the street

[00:00:18] It's just me 'cause I love to eat

[00:00:20] Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham

[00:00:23] Who's real flabby Yes I am

[00:00:25] Every picture of me's

[00:00:27] Gotta be an aerial view

[00:00:30] Now my doctor tells me

[00:00:32] There's just one thing left to do

[00:00:35] Grapefruit Diet Diet

[00:00:38] Throw out the pizza and beer

[00:00:40] Grapefruit Diet Diet

[00:00:42] Oh get those jelly donuts out of here

[00:00:45] Grapefruit Diet Diet

[00:00:48] Might seem a little severe

[00:00:50] Grapefruit Diet Diet

[00:00:53] I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear

[00:00:55] Blow fatty

[00:01:06] Well I used to live on chocolate sauce

[00:01:08] Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss

[00:01:11] Walked down an alley and I got stuck

[00:01:13] I got more rolls than a pastry truck

[00:01:16] When I'm all done eating

[00:01:18] I eat a little more

[00:01:21] When I leave a room

[00:01:23] First I gotta grease the door

[00:01:26] Grapefruit Diet Diet

[00:01:29] Can't have another eclair

[00:01:31] Grapefruit Diet Diet

[00:01:33] I gotta decrease my derriere

[00:01:40] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

[00:01:45] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

[00:01:50] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

[00:02:01] No more pie now

[00:02:04] No more creme brulee

[00:02:06] Lay off the gravy

[00:02:09] And souffle

[00:02:11] No french fri-yi-yies now

[00:02:14] No ice cream parfait

[00:02:17] Mr Cheese Nacho

[00:02:19] Stay away

[00:02:21] Oh I think I'd sell my soul

[00:02:24] For a triple patty melt

[00:02:27] But I need a boomerang

[00:02:29] When I put on my belt

[00:02:32] Grapefruit Diet Diet

[00:02:34] Lay off the 3 Musketeers

[00:02:37] Grapefruit Diet Diet

[00:02:39] Until my big booty disappears

[00:02:42] Grapefruit Diet Diet

[00:02:44] Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears

[00:02:47] Grapefruit Diet Diet

[00:02:49] 'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years

[00:02:56] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

[00:03:01] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

[00:03:07] I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

[00:03:13] I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese

[00:03:15] I need a side order of onion rings

[00:03:17] And oh yah don't forget to Super-Size that