专辑《Running With Scissors》歌曲列表：
- The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of ”American Pie”)
- Jerry Springer (Parody of ”One Week” by BareNaked Ladies)
- It’s All About the Pentiums(An adaptation of ”It’s All About the Benjamins” by Puff Daddy)
- Grapefruit Diet (Parody of ”Zoot Suit Riot” by Cherry Poppin’ Daddies)
- My Baby’s In Love With Eddie Vedder
- The Weird Al Show Theme
- Polka Power!
- Your Horoscope for Today
- Albuquerque
- Germs
- Truck Drivin’ Song