《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

[00:00:00] Funky Cold Medina - The Crazy Little Band

[00:00:21] Cold coolin' at a bar

[00:00:23] And I'm lookin' for some action

[00:00:25] But like Mike Jagger said

[00:00:27] 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'

[00:00:29] The girls are all around

[00:00:31] But none of them wanna get with me

[00:00:33] My threads are fresh

[00:00:34] And I'm lookin' def yo

[00:00:35] What's up with L O C

[00:00:37] The girls all jockin'

[00:00:39] At the other end of the bar

[00:00:41] Havin' drinks with some no-name chump

[00:00:43] When they know that I'm the star

[00:00:46] So I got up and strolled over to

[00:00:47] The other side of the cantina

[00:00:49] I asked the guy why you so fly

[00:00:51] He said Funky Cold Medina

[00:01:01] Funky Cold Medina

[00:01:10] This brother told me a secret

[00:01:12] On how to get more chicks

[00:01:14] Put a little Medina in your glass

[00:01:16] And the girls'll come real quick

[00:01:18] It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac

[00:01:21] A couple of sips of this love potion

[00:01:24] And she'll be on your lap

[00:01:26] So I gave some to my dog

[00:01:28] When he began to beg

[00:01:30] Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me

[00:01:32] And did the wild thing on my leg

[00:01:34] He used to scratch and bite me

[00:01:36] Before he was much much meaner

[00:01:38] But now all the poodles run to

[00:01:40] My house for the Funky Cold Medina

[00:01:43] You know what I'm sayin'

[00:01:45] I got every dog in my neighborhood

[00:01:46] Breakin' down' my door

[00:01:49] I got Spuds McKenzie Alex from Stroh's

[00:01:53] They won't leave my dog alone

[00:01:54] With that Medina pal

[00:01:58] I went up to this girl she said

[00:02:00] Hi my name is Sheena

[00:02:02] I thought she'd be good to go

[00:02:04] With a little Funky Cold Medina

[00:02:06] She said I'd like a drink I said

[00:02:08] Ehm ok I'll go get it

[00:02:10] Then a couple sips

[00:02:11] She cold licked her lips

[00:02:12] And I knew that she was with it

[00:02:14] So I took her to my crib

[00:02:16] And everything went well as planned

[00:02:18] But when she got undressed

[00:02:20] It was a big old mess Sheena was a man

[00:02:22] So I threw him out

[00:02:24] I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

[00:02:27] You must be sure

[00:02:28] That the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

[00:02:32] You know I 'm saying ain't no plans with a man

[00:02:36] This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies

[00:02:40] No joke

[00:02:47] Break it down

[00:03:20] Back in the saddle

[00:03:21] Lookin' for a little affection

[00:03:23] I took a shot as a

[00:03:25] Contestant on 'The Love Connection'

[00:03:27] The audience voted

[00:03:29] And you know they picked a winner

[00:03:31] I took my date to the Hilton

[00:03:33] For Medina and some dinner

[00:03:35] We had a few drinks

[00:03:37] I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'

[00:03:40] Instead she started talkin' 'bout

[00:03:42] Plans for our weddin'

[00:03:43] So I grab the coat and

[00:03:45] Hit the door

[00:03:45] I says Maybe I'll be seein' ya

[00:03:48] That's why I found

[00:03:48] You don't fool around

[00:03:50] With the Funky Cold Medina

[00:03:52] Ya know what I'm sayin'

[00:03:55] That Medina's a monster

[00:03:59] Funky Cold Medina