《Ironic》歌词

[00:00:00] Ironic (讽刺) - Alanis Morissette (艾拉妮丝·莫莉塞特)

[00:00:17] 一个老头已经98岁了

[00:00:17] He won the lottery and died the next day

[00:00:22] 他中了乐透但是隔天就去世了

[00:00:22] It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

[00:00:28] 就像是一杯红酒里有只黑苍蝇

[00:00:28] It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

[00:00:33] 就像是迟了二分钟的死刑赦免

[00:00:33] And isn't it ironic don't you think

[00:00:38] 实在是很讽刺，不是吗

[00:00:38] It's like rain on your wedding day

[00:00:44] 就像是婚礼那天下大雨

[00:00:44] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[00:00:50] 就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票

[00:00:50] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[00:00:56] 就像是应该接受的忠告 你正好不理

[00:00:56] Who would've thought it figures

[00:01:02] 谁又能预料，人算不如天算

[00:01:02] Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly

[00:01:07] 安全第一先生 很怕坐飞机

[00:01:07] He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye

[00:01:13] 有一天他收拾了行李跟孩子们吻别

[00:01:13] He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

[00:01:18] 他等了整整一辈子终于要来坐这趟飞机

[00:01:18] And as the plane crashed down he thought

[00:01:21] 当飞机失事坠毁的当下，他心里想

[00:01:21] "Well isn't this nice "

[00:01:24] 这真好啊

[00:01:24] And isn't it ironic don't you think

[00:01:29] 这真讽刺啊，你不觉得吗

[00:01:29] It's like rain on your wedding day

[00:01:35] 就像是婚礼那天下大雨

[00:01:35] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[00:01:40] 就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票

[00:01:40] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[00:01:46] 就像是应该接受的忠告 你正好不理

[00:01:46] Who would've thought it figures

[00:01:53] 谁又能预料，人算不如天算

[00:01:53] Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

[00:01:56] 我想，生活就是会莫名其妙地捉弄你一下

[00:01:56] When you think everything's okay and everything's going right

[00:02:04] 当你认为一切都很顺利时

[00:02:04] And life has a funny way of helping you out when

[00:02:08] 生活也会莫名其妙就帮你一把

[00:02:08] You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up

[00:02:10] 当你觉得你倒霉到家

[00:02:10] In your face

[00:02:15] 一切都已经在你眼前

[00:02:15] A traffic jam when you're already late

[00:02:20] 你已经迟到了还交通堵塞

[00:02:20] A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

[00:02:26] 你可以休息抽菸，偏偏禁止吸菸

[00:02:26] It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

[00:02:32] 就像是有上万支汤匙

[00:02:32] It's meeting the man of my dreams

[00:02:35] 就像是终于遇见你的梦中王子

[00:02:35] And then meeting his beautiful wife

[00:02:39] 同时还看到他身旁的美丽妻子

[00:02:39] And isn't it ironic don't you think

[00:02:44] 这真讽刺啊，你不觉得吗

[00:02:44] A little too ironic and yeah I really do think

[00:02:49] 这真讽刺啊，我那样觉得

[00:02:49] It's like rain on your wedding day

[00:02:55] 就像是婚礼那天下大雨

[00:02:55] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[00:03:01] 就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票

[00:03:01] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[00:03:07] 就像是应该接受的忠告 你正好不理

[00:03:07] Who would've thought it figures

[00:03:19] 谁又能预料，人算不如天算

[00:03:19] Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

[00:03:25] 我想，生活就是会莫名其妙地捉弄你一下

[00:03:25] Life has a funny funny way of helping you out

[00:03:32] 生活也会莫名其妙就帮你一把

[00:03:32] Helping you out

[00:03:37] 帮你一把