《White & Nerdy》歌词

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[00:00:07] They see me mowin

[00:00:09] 他们看到我在修剪

[00:00:09] My front lawn

[00:00:11] 屋前的草坪

[00:00:11] I know they're all thinking

[00:00:12] 我知道他们都觉得

[00:00:12] I'm so white nerdy

[00:00:14] 我是个白面书生

[00:00:14] Think i'm just too white nerdy

[00:00:15] 觉得我是个白面书生

[00:00:15] Think i'm just too white nerdy

[00:00:17] 觉得我是个白面书生

[00:00:17] Can't you see i'm white nerdy

[00:00:19] 你不知道吗 我是个白面书生

[00:00:19] Look at me i'm white nerdy

[00:00:21] 看我 我是个白面书生

[00:00:21] I wanna roll with

[00:00:23] 我想和那些

[00:00:23] The gangsters

[00:00:24] 匪徒们一起鬼混

[00:00:24] But so far they all think

[00:00:26] 但是目前 他们都觉得

[00:00:26] I'm too white nerdy

[00:00:27] 我是个白面书生

[00:00:27] Think i'm just too white nerdy

[00:00:29] 觉得我是个白面书生

[00:00:29] Think i'm just too white nerdy

[00:00:30] 觉得我是个白面书生

[00:00:30] I'm just too white nerdy

[00:00:32] 我是个白面书生

[00:00:32] We really white nerdy

[00:00:33] 我们都是白面书生

[00:00:33] First in my class here at m i t

[00:00:35] 我在麻省理工的成绩排班级第一

[00:00:35] Got skills i'm a champion at dnd

[00:00:36] 身怀绝技 我是Dungeons&Dragons游戏中的王者

[00:00:36] Mc escher that's my favorite mc

[00:00:38] M.C. Escher是我最喜欢的节目主持人

[00:00:38] Keep your 40 i'll just have an earl grey tea

[00:00:40] 你喝你的酒吧 我还是来一杯伯爵红茶好了

[00:00:40] My rims never spin to the contrary

[00:00:42] 我的车从来不开 相反

[00:00:42] You'll find that they're quite stationary

[00:00:43] 你会发现 它们一直停在那 动也没动过

[00:00:43] All of my action figures are cherry

[00:00:45] 我的手办都是全新未拆封的

[00:00:45] Stephen hawking's in my library

[00:00:47] 史蒂芬·霍金的书我读了很多

[00:00:47] My myspace page is all totally pimped out

[00:00:48] 我的Myspace主页内容五花八门

[00:00:48] I got people begging for my top 8 spaces

[00:00:50] 大家挤破脑袋想成为我的主页前8位

[00:00:50] Yo i know pi out to a thousand places

[00:00:52] 圆周率我能背出一千个数字

[00:00:52] Ain't got no grills but i still wear braces

[00:00:54] 虽然我牙齿没有镶金 但我还是戴了牙套

[00:00:54] I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

[00:00:55] 我点三明治一定要加蛋黄酱

[00:00:55] I'm a whiz at minesweeper i can play for days

[00:00:57] 我玩Minesweeper游戏也很厉害 我可以连续玩好几天

[00:00:57] Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed

[00:00:59] 你要是看了我的神操作 肯定会惊叹

[00:00:59] My fingers movin so fast i'll set the place ablaze

[00:01:00] 我的手指动作迅速 眼睛能准确无误地锁定扫雷地点

[00:01:00] There's no killer rap i haven't run

[00:01:02] 现在也没什么厉害的说唱了 我不需要跑

[00:01:02] At pascal well i'm number 1

[00:01:03] 在Pascal编程语言方面 我当属第一

[00:01:03] Do vector calculus just for fun

[00:01:05] 学矢量微积分也只是因为好玩

[00:01:05] I ain't got a gat but i gotta soldering gun

[00:01:07] 我没有手枪 不过我有电焊枪

[00:01:07] Happy days is my favorite theme song

[00:01:08] 情景喜剧《Happy days》里的歌是我最喜欢的主题曲

[00:01:08] I can sure kick but in a game of ping pong

[00:01:10] 运动方面 我可以在乒乓球桌上秒杀你

[00:01:10] I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

[00:01:12] 各种问答题你随便出 没有我答不出来的

[00:01:12] I'm fluent in javascript as well as klingon

[00:01:14] 我精通javascript以及克林贡语

[00:01:14] They see me roll on my segway

[00:01:18] 他们看见我骑着赛格威平衡车到处跑

[00:01:18] I know in my heart they think i'm

[00:01:20] 我知道 他们觉得我骨子里

[00:01:20] White nerdy

[00:01:21] 就是一个白面书生

[00:01:21] Think i'm just too white nerdy

[00:01:23] 觉得我是个白面书生

[00:01:23] Think i'm just too white nerdy

[00:01:24] 觉得我是个白面书生

[00:01:24] Can't you see i'm white nerdy

[00:01:26] 你不知道吗 我是个白面书生

[00:01:26] Look at me i'm white nerdy

[00:01:28] 看我 我是个白面书生

[00:01:28] I'd like to roll with

[00:01:30] 我想和那些

[00:01:30] The gangsters

[00:01:31] 匪徒们一起厮混

[00:01:31] Although it's apparent i'm too

[00:01:33] 尽管很明显 我是个

[00:01:33] White nerdy

[00:01:34] 白面书生

[00:01:34] Think i'm just too white nerdy

[00:01:36] 觉得我是个白面书生

[00:01:36] Think i'm just too white nerdy

[00:01:38] 觉得我是个白面书生

[00:01:38] I'm just too white nerdy

[00:01:39] 我是个白面书生

[00:01:39] How'd i get so white nerdy

[00:01:41] 我怎么变得这么呆傻呢

[00:01:41] I've been browsing inspectin

[00:01:42] 我一直在闲逛 视察

[00:01:42] X men comics you know i collect em

[00:01:44] 我收藏了《X-Men》连环画

[00:01:44] The pens in my pocket i must protect em

[00:01:45] 口袋里放着钢笔 我可得保护好它

[00:01:45] My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me

[00:01:47] 有了工效学键盘 我一点也不无聊

[00:01:47] Bored shopping online for deals on some writable media

[00:01:49] 在网上买可复写光碟

[00:01:49] I edit wikipedia

[00:01:51] 我编辑维基百科词条

[00:01:51] I memorized the holy grail really well

[00:01:52] 搞笑电影《Monty Python and the Holy Grail》的情节我记得清清楚楚

[00:01:52] I can recite it right now have you rotflol

[00:01:54] 我立马就能给你复述一遍 你会不会笑得在地上打滚

[00:01:54] I got a business doing websites

[00:01:55] 我靠做网页设计赚钱

[00:01:55] When my friends need some code who do they call

[00:01:57] 要是我的哪个朋友需要写代码 你猜他们会找谁帮忙

[00:01:57] I do html do for them all

[00:01:59] 我给他们做网页设计

[00:01:59] Even make a homepage for my dog

[00:02:01] 甚至给我的狗做了一个主页

[00:02:01] Yo i got myself a fanny pack

[00:02:02] 我给自己买了个腰包

[00:02:02] They were having a sale down at the gap

[00:02:03] 正好The Gap上面有促销活动

[00:02:03] Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

[00:02:05] 一整晚都在捏那一卷气泡膜上的小气泡

[00:02:05] Pop pop hope no one sees me get freaky

[00:02:08] 砰 砰 希望没有人看到我疯疯癫癫的样子

[00:02:08] I'm nerdy in the extreme

[00:02:09] 我是个十足的书呆子

[00:02:09] And whiter than sour cream

[00:02:11] 皮肤比酸奶油还白

[00:02:11] I was in av club and glee club

[00:02:13] 我参加过影音俱乐部 合唱团

[00:02:13] And even the chess team

[00:02:14] 甚至加入了象棋队

[00:02:14] Only question i ever thought was hard

[00:02:16] 唯一困扰过我的问题就是

[00:02:16] Was do i like kirk or do i like picard

[00:02:18] 我是更喜欢《星际迷航》里的Kirk还是Picard

[00:02:18] I spend every weekend at the renaissance faire

[00:02:19] 每个周末我都去参加文艺复兴节

[00:02:19] I got my name on my underwear

[00:02:21] 我把名字印在内裤上

[00:02:21] They see me strollin

[00:02:23] 他们看见我走在路上

[00:02:23] They laughin

[00:02:25] 他们大笑起来

[00:02:25] And rollin their eyes cause

[00:02:27] 还对我翻白眼 因为

[00:02:27] I'm so white nerdy

[00:02:28] 我是个白面书生

[00:02:28] Just because i'm white nerdy

[00:02:30] 就因为我是个白面书生

[00:02:30] Just because i'm white nerdy

[00:02:31] 就因为我是个白面书生

[00:02:31] All because i'm white nerdy

[00:02:33] 只是因为我是个白面书生

[00:02:33] Holy cow i'm white nerdy

[00:02:35] 不会吧 我是个白面书生

[00:02:35] I wanna bowl with

[00:02:37] 我想和那些

[00:02:37] The gangsters

[00:02:38] 匪徒们一起花天酒地

[00:02:38] But oh well it's obvious i'm

[00:02:40] 但是很明显 我是个

[00:02:40] White nerdy

[00:02:42] 白面书生

[00:02:42] Think i'm just too white nerdy

[00:02:43] 觉得我是个白面书生

[00:02:43] Think i'm just too white nerdy

[00:02:45] 觉得我是个白面书生

[00:02:45] I'm just too white nerdy

[00:02:46] 我是个白面书生

[00:02:46] Look at me i'm white nerdy

[00:02:51] 看我 我是个白面书生