《The Streak》歌词

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[00:00:01] Hello everyone this is your action

[00:00:03] 大家好 现在轮到你了

[00:00:03] News reporter with all the news

[00:00:04] 新闻主播 播报着新闻

[00:00:04] That is news across the nation

[00:00:05] 整个国家的新闻

[00:00:05] On the scene at the supermarket There

[00:00:07] 在超市的大屏幕上

[00:00:07] Seems to have been some disturbance here

[00:00:09] 似乎有人打断了你的注意力

[00:00:09] Pardon me sir did you see

[00:00:11] 不好意思 先生 你看到了吗

[00:00:11] What happened

[00:00:11] 发生什么了

[00:00:11] Yeah I did I＇s standin＇ overe there by

[00:00:14] 是的 我站在那里

[00:00:14] The tomaters and here he

[00:00:15] 番茄砸向我 他跑过来了

[00:00:15] Come running through the pole beans

[00:00:16] 穿过抛洒物的攻击

[00:00:16] Through the fruits and vegetables

[00:00:17] 穿过蔬菜水果的攻击

[00:00:17] Nekkid as a jay bird And I hollered over t＇

[00:00:20] 像只鸟一样 我大喊

[00:00:20] Ethel I said ＂Don＇t look Ethel ＂

[00:00:21] Ethel 不要看

[00:00:21] But it＇s too late she＇d already been incensed

[00:00:23] 但太迟了 她已经生气了

[00:00:23] Here he comes look at that look at that

[00:00:26] 他来了 看看这些吧

[00:00:26] There he goes look at that look at that

[00:00:28] 他走了 看看这些吧

[00:00:28] And he ain＇t wearin＇ no clothes

[00:00:30] 他穿着衣服

[00:00:30] Oh yes they call him the Streak

[00:00:32] 是的 我们称他条纹先生

[00:00:32] Look at that look at that

[00:00:35] 看看这些吧

[00:00:35] Fastest thing on two feet

[00:00:35] 两条腿真快

[00:00:35] Look at that look at that

[00:00:38] 看看这些吧

[00:00:38] He＇s just as proud as he can be

[00:00:40] 他如此骄傲

[00:00:40] Of his anatomy

[00:00:41] 由于它的骨骼

[00:00:41] He goin＇ give us a peek

[00:00:43] 他瞥了我们一眼

[00:00:43] Oh yes they call him the Streak

[00:00:47] 是的 他们称他条纹先生

[00:00:47] Look at that look at that

[00:00:50] 看看这些吧

[00:00:50] He likes to show off his physique

[00:00:51] 他喜欢炫耀他的身材

[00:00:51] Look at that look at that

[00:00:54] 看看这些吧

[00:00:54] If there＇s an audience to be found

[00:00:55] 如果他发现有观众

[00:00:55] He＇ll be streakin＇ around

[00:00:57] 他会一直旋转

[00:00:57] Invitin＇ public critique

[00:00:58] 接受大家批评

[00:00:58] This is your action news reporter once again and

[00:01:02] 主播 又是你播报新闻

[00:01:02] We＇re here at the gas

[00:01:03] 我们在加气站旁边

[00:01:03] Station Pardon me sir did you see what happened

[00:01:06] 不好意思 先生 你看到发生什么了吗

[00:01:06] Yeah I did I＇s just in here gettin

[00:01:09] 是的 我看到了 我正要停车

[00:01:09] My car checked he just appeared out of the traffic

[00:01:12] 他突然出现在这

[00:01:12] Come streakin＇ around the grease rack there didn＇t

[00:01:15] 在油脂机架周围旋转

[00:01:15] Have nothin＇ on but a smile

[00:01:17] 脸上带着微笑

[00:01:17] I looked in there and Ethel was gettin＇

[00:01:20] 我注视着 Ethel 进来了

[00:01:20] Her a cold drink I hollered ＂

[00:01:22] 端着个冷饮 我大喊

[00:01:22] Don＇t look Ethel ＂ But it was too late

[00:01:24] 不要看 Ethel 但太迟了

[00:01:24] She＇d already been mooned Flashed her right there in front of

[00:01:28] 她情绪已经上来了 在她右边闪了一下

[00:01:28] The shock absorbers

[00:01:29] 让所有注视者震惊

[00:01:29] He ain＇t crude look at that look at that

[00:01:33] 他不粗鲁 看看这些吧

[00:01:33] He ain＇t lewd look at that look at that

[00:01:35] 他不下流 看看这些吧

[00:01:35] He＇s just in the mood to run in the nude

[00:01:37] 他只是喜欢光着身子跑

[00:01:37] Oh yes they call him the Streak

[00:01:39] 是的 他们叫他条纹先生

[00:01:39] Look at that look at that

[00:01:42] 看看这些吧

[00:01:42] He likes to turn the other cheek

[00:01:43] 他喜欢变脸

[00:01:43] Look at that look at that

[00:01:45] 看看这些吧

[00:01:45] He＇s always makin＇ the news

[00:01:47] 他总是制造新闻

[00:01:47] Wearin＇ just his tennis shoes

[00:01:48] 穿双网球鞋

[00:01:48] Guess you could call him unique

[00:01:50] 你可以说他独一无二

[00:01:50] Once again your action news reporter in the booth at the gym

[00:01:55] 再一次 你在体育馆播放新闻

[00:01:55] Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff

[00:01:57] 克服篮球运动员的干扰

[00:01:57] Pardon me sir did you see what happened

[00:02:00] 不好意思 先生 你看到发生什么了吗

[00:02:00] Yeah I did Half time

[00:02:03] 是的 我看见了 下半场时

[00:02:03] I＇s just goin＇ down thar to get Ethel a snow cone

[00:02:06] 我只是要过去给Ethel一个冰淇淋球

[00:02:06] And here he come right out of the cheap seats dribbling right

[00:02:09] 他来了 从廉价的座位上起来

[00:02:09] Down the middle of the court Didn＇t have on nothing but his PF＇s

[00:02:13] 来到场地中间 什么都没有

[00:02:13] Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand

[00:02:15] 做了一个勾手投篮 做了个让球的姿势

[00:02:15] I hollered up

[00:02:16] 我大叫

[00:02:16] At Ethel I said ＂Don＇t look Ethel ＂ But it was too late She＇d

[00:02:23] 冲着Ethel不要看Ethel但太迟了

[00:02:23] Already got a free shot Grandstandin＇ right there in front of the

[00:02:26] 震惊不已 直直地站在

[00:02:26] Home team

[00:02:26] 队伍前面

[00:02:26] Oh yes they call him the Streak

[00:02:32] 他们叫他条纹先生

[00:02:32] Here he comes again

[00:02:35] 他又来了

[00:02:35] Look at that look at that

[00:02:36] 看看这些吧

[00:02:36] The fastest thing on two feet

[00:02:37] 他跑得很快

[00:02:37] Ethel Is that you Ethel

[00:02:38] Ethel那是你吗

[00:02:38] Look at that look at that

[00:02:39] 看看这些吧

[00:02:39] What do you think you＇re

[00:02:40] 你怎么想的

[00:02:40] He＇s just as proud as he can be

[00:02:42] 他很自豪

[00:02:42] Doin＇ You git your

[00:02:43] 难道不是吗 真没用

[00:02:43] Of his anatomy

[00:02:43] 他很有骨气地

[00:02:43] Clothes on

[00:02:46] 穿上衣服

[00:02:46] He＇s gonna give us a peek

[00:02:48] 他想瞥我们一眼

[00:02:48] Oh yes they call him the Streak

[00:02:49] 是的 他们叫他条纹先生

[00:02:49] Ethel Where you goin＇

[00:02:51] Ethel你怎么样

[00:02:51] He likes to show off his physique

[00:02:52] 他是来炫耀他的身体

[00:02:52] Ethel you shameless

[00:02:53] Ethel你很无耻

[00:02:53] Hussy Say it isn＇t so

[00:02:55] 不是这样的

[00:02:55] Look at that look at that

[00:02:56] 看看这些吧

[00:02:56] Ethel Ethelllllll

[00:03:01] Ethel