《Snooker Loopy》歌词

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[00:00:07] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:00:10] Me and him and them and me

[00:00:12] We'll show you what we can do

[00:00:14] With a load of balls and a snooker cue

[00:00:16] Pot the reds then, screw back

[00:00:19] For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

[00:00:22] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:00:24] We're all snooker loopy

[00:00:31] Now ol' Meo as we all know's

[00:00:33] Got loadsa dappa suits

[00:00:36] London bred and he keeps his head

[00:00:39] Though he's got Italian roots

[00:00:41] Emotional but he keeps his cool

[00:00:43] 'Til he reaches the finals

[00:00:45] And whether he wins or whether he don't

[00:00:48] 'I always wipe me eyeballs'

[00:00:50] But our friend Den, hours he spent

[00:00:52] Down the snooker hall

[00:00:55] On the old green baize his mates seem amazed

[00:00:57] Of skills with a snooker ball

[00:00:59] But them long shots, he never ever got

[00:01:02] Why? The old mind boggles

[00:01:04] But nowadays he pots the lot

[00:01:07] 'Cos I wear these goggles'

[00:01:09] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:01:12] Me and him and them and me

[00:01:14] We'll show you what we can do

[00:01:16] With a load of balls and a snooker cue

[00:01:19] Pot the reds then, screw back

[00:01:21] For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

[00:01:23] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:01:26] We're all snooker loopy

[00:01:33] Now Terry the taff was born in a gaff

[00:01:35] In the valleys of the land of song

[00:01:38] And as the reds he puts to bed

[00:01:40] He likes to sing along

[00:01:42] If I win he says with a grin

[00:01:45] It can only help me can't it

[00:01:47] I'll celebrate, I'll buy another eight

[00:01:50] 'Hairbrushes for me barnet'

[00:01:51] But old Willy Thorne his hair's all gone

[00:01:54] And his mates all take the rise

[00:01:57] His opponent said cover up his head

[00:01:59] Cos it's shining in my eyes

[00:02:01] When the light shines down on his bare crown

[00:02:04] It's a cert he's gonna walk it

[00:02:06] It's just not fair giving off that glare

[00:02:09] 'Perhaps I ought to chalk it'

[00:02:11] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:02:13] Me and him and them and me

[00:02:16] We'll show you what we can do

[00:02:18] With a load of balls and a snooker cue

[00:02:20] Pot the reds then, screw back

[00:02:23] For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

[00:02:25] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:02:27] We're all snooker loopy

[00:02:35] Steve last year come very near

[00:02:37] To winning the snooker crown

[00:02:39] But he never got to put it on his ginger nut

[00:02:42] Cos the black ball wouldn't go down

[00:02:44] His manager of all said 'Sod that ball'

[00:02:46] But it helped him make his mind up

[00:02:49] Now he don't care who wins this year

[00:02:51] 'Cos he's got the rest of us signed up'

[00:02:54] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:02:56] Me and him and them and me

[00:02:58] We'll show you what we can do

[00:03:01] With a load of balls and a snooker cue

[00:03:03] Pot the reds then, screw back

[00:03:06] For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

[00:03:08] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:03:10] We're all snooker loopy

[00:03:13] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:03:15] Me and him and them and me

[00:03:17] We'll show you what we can do

[00:03:20] With a load of balls and a snooker cue

[00:03:22] Pot the reds then, screw back

[00:03:25] For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

[00:03:27] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:03:29] We're all snooker loopy

[00:03:32] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:03:34] We're all snooker loopy

[00:03:37] Snooker loopy nuts are we.....

[00:03:41] We're all snooker loopy