《光棍节快乐》歌词

[00:00:00] 光棍节快乐 - MC抒情

[00:02:23] 多少年来一个人闯

[00:02:26] 从来觉得自己挺酷

[00:02:30] 如今回头一看

[00:02:33] 寂寞无助

[00:02:38] 从小我就习文练武

[00:02:42] 觉得自己是个人物

[00:02:46] 没想到老大不小

[00:02:48] 咋没人光顾

[00:02:52] 曾经暗恋过的对象

[00:02:55] 已经嫁做人妇

[00:02:57] 孩子可以叫我叔叔

[00:03:00] 到如今没钱没房没车

[00:03:03] 南无阿弥陀佛

[00:03:05] 想要对你说声拜托

[00:03:07] 我是个寂寞的光棍

[00:03:10] 痛苦的光棍

[00:03:12] 到了现在没有媳妇

[00:03:15] 你怎么能这么的残忍

[00:03:18] 打我的手机

[00:03:20] 想让我以后没钱娶妻

[00:03:23] 你能不能打我的坐机

[00:03:25] 打我的坐机

[00:03:27] 或者直接来我家里

[00:03:30] 再请我吃上一顿饭

[00:03:33] 陪我聊聊天

[00:03:35] 最好帮我找个媳妇

[00:03:39] 嘿嘿嘿嘿 不好意思

[00:04:17] 昨天晚上加班过度

[00:04:21] 醒来以后想要呕吐

[00:04:25] 最近心情挺堵

[00:04:28] 感慨无数

[00:04:33] 遇到女人其实不少

[00:04:36] 可太多都是歪瓜劣枣

[00:04:40] 偶尔有朵鲜花

[00:04:43] 还插在牛粪上

[00:04:47] 其实我的眼光不高

[00:04:50] 哪怕废旧材料

[00:04:52] 或许现在我也想要

[00:04:55] 可谁知世事总是难料

[00:04:57] 她们也都很挑

[00:04:59] 说我太穷她们不要

[00:05:02] 我是个寂寞的光棍

[00:05:05] 痛苦的光棍

[00:05:07] 到了现在没有媳妇

[00:05:10] 你怎么能这么的残忍

[00:05:13] 打我的手机

[00:05:14] 想让我以后没钱娶妻

[00:05:17] 你能不能打我的坐机

[00:05:20] 打我的坐机

[00:05:22] 或者直接来我家里

[00:05:25] 再请我吃上一顿饭

[00:05:28] 陪我聊聊天

[00:05:30] 最好帮我找个媳妇

[00:05:35] 寂寞的光棍

[00:05:37] 痛苦的光棍

[00:05:39] 到了现在没有媳妇

[00:05:42] 你怎么能这么的残忍

[00:05:45] 打我的手机

[00:05:47] 想让我以后没钱娶妻

[00:05:50] 你能不能打我的坐机

[00:05:53] 打我的坐机

[00:05:55] 或者直接来我家里

[00:05:57] 再请我吃上一顿饭

[00:06:00] 陪我聊聊天

[00:06:02] 最好帮我找个媳妇

[00:06:08] 最好帮我找个媳妇