《Mr Mistoffelees》歌词

[00:00:00] Mr Mistoffelees - Paul Jones/Stephanie Lawrence (斯黛芬妮·劳伦斯)

[00:00:00] You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees

[00:00:03] The original conjuring cat

[00:00:06] The greatest magicians have something to learn

[00:00:09] From Mr. Mistoffelees conjuring turn

[00:00:12] Presto

[00:00:13] And you'll all say

[00:00:15] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:00:19] A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

[00:00:27] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:00:31] A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

[00:00:38] He is quiet and small

[00:00:39] He is black

[00:00:41] From the ears to the tip of his tail

[00:00:43] He can creep through the tiniest crack

[00:00:46] He can walk on the narrowest rail

[00:00:49] He can pick any card from a pack

[00:00:52] He is equally cunning with dice

[00:00:54] He is always deceiving you into believing

[00:00:57] That he's only hunting for mice

[00:01:00] He can play any trick with a cork

[00:01:03] Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste

[00:01:06] If you look for a knife or a fork

[00:01:08] And you think it was merely misplaced

[00:01:11] You have seen it one moment and then it is gone

[00:01:14] But you find it next week lying out on the lawn

[00:01:18] And we all say

[00:01:20] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:01:24] A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

[00:01:32] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:01:36] A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

[00:01:43] His manner is vague and aloof

[00:01:45] You would think there was nobody shyer

[00:01:48] But his voice has been heard on the roof

[00:01:51] When he was curled up by the fire

[00:01:54] And he's sometimes been heard by the fire

[00:01:56] When he was about on the roof

[00:01:59] At least we all heard that somebody purred

[00:02:02] Which is un-contestable proof

[00:02:05] Of his singular magical powers

[00:02:07] And I've known the family to call

[00:02:10] Him in from the garden for hours

[00:02:13] When he was asleep in the hall

[00:02:16] And not long ago this phenomenal cat

[00:02:18] Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

[00:02:22] And we all say

[00:02:24] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:02:28] A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

[00:02:36] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:02:40] A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

[00:02:47] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:02:51] A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

[00:02:58] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:03:02] A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

[00:03:09] Ladies and gentlemen

[00:03:11] I give you the marvelous

[00:03:14] Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

[00:03:18] Presto