《Bessie the Heifer》歌词

[00:00:06] My daddy gave a calf to me for a Christmas present once

[00:00:10] I picked a little heifer out 'cause both of us were runts

[00:00:14] She never had no sense but she grew up allright somehow

[00:00:18] And when it came to givin' milk she was an educated cow

[00:00:23] Bessie the heifer the queen of all cows

[00:00:27] She gave more milk than any law allows

[00:00:31] In the mornin' she gave pasteurized

[00:00:33] At nite she gave homogenized

[00:00:36] Bessie the heifer the queen of all the cows

[00:00:58] I took her to the county fair to try to win a prize

[00:01:02] She knew what was goin' on I saw it in her eyes

[00:01:06] The contest made her nervous she tried so hard to please

[00:01:11] But when I tried to milk her all I got was cottage cheese

[00:01:15] Bessie the heifer the queen of all cows

[00:01:19] She gave more milk than any law allows

[00:01:23] In the mornin' she gave pasteurized

[00:01:25] At nite she gave homogenized

[00:01:28] Bessie the heifer the queen of all the cows

[00:01:50] I planted me a 'tater patch to earn some extra dough

[00:01:54] To take a short vacation with some city folks I know

[00:01:58] But no one else would milk the cow no matter how I'd nag

[00:02:02] So pa took my vacation leavin' me to hold the bag

[00:02:07] Bessie the heifer the queen of all cows

[00:02:11] She gave more milk than any law allows

[00:02:15] In the mornin' she gave pasteurized

[00:02:17] At nite she gave homogenized

[00:02:19] Bessie the heifer the queen of all the cows