《第28集_相亲_赵本山》歌词

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[00:00:01] 就是这儿

[00:00:03] 你说我儿子净整隔路事

[00:00:05] 让我这当爹的其他乡媳妇

[00:00:08] 你说现在都啥年代了

[00:00:09] 我这当老人的还跟着往里掺个啥劲

[00:00:12] 我说不来了

[00:00:13] 他就跟我来气

[00:00:14] 俺那孩子哪点都好

[00:00:16] 就是有点驴皮气

[00:00:17] 这也不怪他

[00:00:18] 我也这问

[00:00:22] 等一会姑娘来了

[00:00:23] 我把信一交就算完事

[00:00:25] 到点没

[00:00:28] 嗯

[00:00:30] 完了

[00:00:31] 来早了

[00:00:32] 让我八点到

[00:00:33] 这才七点六十

[00:00:37] 上那边溜达溜达

[00:00:47] 现在的年轻人啊

[00:00:49] 净出了新花烂

[00:00:51] 像我的当妈的这个看对象

[00:00:54] 看看这老丈母娘

[00:00:56] 看姑娘那也在讲

[00:01:01] 就是这

[00:01:02] 你说这人呐

[00:01:04] 这岁数还不算大可这浑身的零件这都不好使了呢

[00:01:09] 花成了

[00:01:10] 也该大修了

[00:01:20] 姑娘来

[00:01:23] 妈

[00:01:23] 姑娘来了

[00:01:30] 嗯

[00:01:31] 不动

[00:01:33] 我看错了

[00:01:36] 我相你修咱上单啊

[00:01:45] 啊

[00:01:46] 我的不好

[00:01:48] 孙秀

[00:01:48] 我那对象赶紧走上去

[00:01:52] 这小子真是把我当成我姑娘了

[00:01:56] 我得问问

[00:01:59] 刚才小伙子

[00:02:00] 小伙子

[00:02:01] 李信徐

[00:02:03] 对

[00:02:04] 正是

[00:02:07] 我说小徐子

[00:02:08] 这家58 了

[00:02:09] 这小侄

[00:02:11] 你说不是

[00:02:12] 我这当大姨的

[00:02:13] 一见面就说你大姨啊

[00:02:16] 我是你马大姨

[00:02:19] 你这年轻人搞对象闹的没这么闹的

[00:02:22] 这不插辈了吗

[00:02:24] 你说你这年轻人啊

[00:02:25] 咋毛毛愣愣的

[00:02:27] 刚一见面就拍拍巴巴的

[00:02:30] 现在咋的了

[00:02:31] 害臊了

[00:02:33] 还转过来

[00:02:33] 让大姨看看

[00:02:34] 转不过去

[00:02:36] 他转过来呀

[00:02:37] 看看这面吧

[00:02:40] 有话当面讲

[00:02:41] 不跟你讲

[00:02:43] 你看那相看相看就得相

[00:02:45] 就得看

[00:02:47] 你要是不让我看了

[00:02:49] 那别说我这老丈母娘到时候不认识你这姑爷妈呀

[00:02:53] 我茬不对

[00:02:58] 嗯

[00:03:00] 你是小徐他爹

[00:03:01] 老徐

[00:03:03] 你是小马姑娘

[00:03:05] 看吧

[00:03:05] 老马老么洗

[00:03:12] 这是刚才让你吃亏了

[00:03:14] 没事就当姐夫和小姨闹玩

[00:03:22] 我自己咋变没熟呢

[00:03:24] 是吧

[00:03:25] 啊

[00:03:26] 我看你有点面花

[00:03:29] 哎呀

[00:03:33] 像小蔫

[00:03:34] 好像马大哈

[00:03:37] 30 多年没见面

[00:03:38] 能搁这碰碰他

[00:03:40] 这么凑巧可怪事了

[00:03:43] 嗯

[00:03:44] 喊声小名试试

[00:03:46] 对

[00:03:48] 哎呀

[00:03:52] 哎呀哎呀

[00:04:08] 哎呀

[00:04:12] 老蔫啊

[00:04:13] 嗯

[00:04:14] 这一晃都30 多年没见面了

[00:04:16] 31 年了

[00:04:17] 领俩礼拜

[00:04:19] 那这些年你上哪去了

[00:04:21] 上北大荒了

[00:04:23] 啥时候回来的

[00:04:24] 回来好几年了

[00:04:26] 哎呀妈

[00:04:27] 你也没见老啊

[00:04:29] 都五十来岁了还不见老5 0多了

[00:04:33] 小头长三亮

[00:04:36] 我看你眼睛咋变样呢

[00:04:38] 咋不行事了

[00:04:39] 就这样了

[00:04:41] 老天啊

[00:04:41] 嗯

[00:04:42] 你说我一瞅着你呀

[00:04:45] 那心里就热乎乎的是啊

[00:04:47] 我没事老梦着你

[00:04:50] 哎呀

[00:04:50] 真的真事

[00:04:52] 我不我不

[00:04:52] 我一点也不蒙

[00:04:53] 那你还记得吗

[00:04:54] 嗯

[00:04:55] 小时候

[00:04:56] 嗯

[00:04:56] 这大对走一天

[00:04:58] 哪天咱俩下河去摸鱼

[00:05:01] 我们俩河得睡跑了

[00:05:03] 你是怎么回的家

[00:05:04] 天

[00:05:05] 你记多清了

[00:05:06] 你忘了小时候晚上俺家瓜地头闲瓜吃完了上俺家

[00:05:12] 你搁那玩困

[00:05:13] 搁那睡觉

[00:05:14] 把炕都尿了

[00:05:20] 都怪我妈医说的

[00:05:22] 硬说咱俩属相不合

[00:05:24] 把咱俩给碎了

[00:05:25] 要不

[00:05:26] 要不咱早就到呀

[00:05:28] 我说

[00:05:29] 哎

[00:05:30] 说那些干啥呀

[00:05:31] 上火

[00:05:35] 妈呀

[00:05:36] 哎呀

[00:05:37] 都多大岁数了

[00:05:38] 还叫人小名

[00:05:39] 犯不好意思

[00:05:41] 这么一叫好像又活回去了

[00:05:43] 坐吧

[00:05:44] 嗯

[00:05:49] 唠嗑打听点事儿啊

[00:06:06] 啥事儿啊

[00:06:06] 你们家我叫妹夫吧

[00:06:10] 搁哪上班呢

[00:06:12] 哎

[00:06:14] 跨烟囱去了

[00:06:16] 那建筑工钱也不少

[00:06:17] 挣啥呀

[00:06:24] 啊

[00:06:25] 拉倒了

[00:06:28] 那你家大嫂在哪上班啊

[00:06:31] 哎呀

[00:06:31] 他那单位享福的

[00:06:33] 谁也比不上他啥单位呀

[00:06:36] 地下工作室地下工作室

[00:06:40] 然后也得办个那那破地方去后回了妈调不回来

[00:06:53] 新年你是怎么熬过来的

[00:06:56] 当爹又当妈

[00:06:58] 挣钱不敢花白天下地干活累了一身臭汗

[00:07:02] 晚上回到家里还得做菜做饭

[00:07:05] 缝缝补补

[00:07:06] 洗洗涮涮

[00:07:07] 喂鸡打狗赶猪上圈一顿打

[00:07:10] 把孩子都拉扯大了

[00:07:11] 我也就成老豆饺子了

[00:07:13] 咋想干闲吧了这你咋样我嗯

[00:07:18] 我我挺好哎

[00:07:21] 妈挺好

[00:07:23] 寡妇男士多

[00:07:24] 不用划了

[00:07:25] 够一车女人慢么来就抹不开

[00:07:27] 照之说就是你瞅个捏人还带动的人心思呢

[00:07:33] 啥也别说了

[00:07:34] 理解我你多久啊

[00:07:42] 这些年就自个儿过了

[00:07:45] 那不自个儿过咋的

[00:07:46] 没寻思那个琢磨点啥时嗨是先后的庄稼掰了棒子得了味

[00:07:57] 就剩色了

[00:07:58] 哎妈

[00:07:58] 有嘛喜欢吗

[00:08:00] 青苞米红桃更香

[00:08:04] 有这老蔫啊

[00:08:06] 就

[00:08:06] 就你这话

[00:08:08] 你好像还有点想法

[00:08:10] 这事你说不想那怂牌唬人

[00:08:13] 我寻这二年日子多好了

[00:08:15] 回乡下种点地

[00:08:17] 养点小鸡

[00:08:18] 抽点鸡子

[00:08:19] 老两口闲着没事

[00:08:21] 抽着旱烟

[00:08:22] 喝点茶水

[00:08:23] 扯个闲皮

[00:08:24] 喝点瓜子

[00:08:25] 有时候也馅

[00:08:26] 那也多少子香瓜的好啊

[00:08:29] 谁也不会降乐福熊他250

[00:08:32] 你看

[00:08:32] 越说越来劲

[00:08:33] 你别寻我打了十年光棍就忘了这事开

[00:08:36] 上搞活就别嘴头晦气

[00:08:38] 实打实着就得干点真事

[00:08:42] 听你这话你都找到合适的了

[00:08:45] 好着了谁我告诉你在哪嘎达的

[00:08:50] 原来咱那

[00:08:52] 长得啥样啊

[00:08:53] 长的

[00:08:55] 跟你联系

[00:08:58] 跟我联系

[00:08:59] 可能

[00:09:02] 这就对了

[00:09:03] 嗯

[00:09:04] 是不是

[00:09:04] 小琴他妈呀

[00:09:05] 拉倒吧

[00:09:06] 小心他爹比我还硬死呢

[00:09:10] 那抱底是谁呀

[00:09:11] 高底谁跟大伙都听明白了

[00:09:14] 就说你

[00:09:15] 你傻样傻样

[00:09:19] 这么说也不懂

[00:09:20] 这搞过对象的都知道

[00:09:22] 一般情况下要说出啥样了

[00:09:24] 那都80%

[00:09:27] 啥玩意

[00:09:28] 80%老蔫儿啊

[00:09:30] 你到底说不说

[00:09:31] 你不说可倒了

[00:09:32] 你看你这费劲劲儿的

[00:09:34] 你看你

[00:09:35] 你带

[00:09:37] 我说说

[00:09:38] 我不说白不说谁你呀

[00:09:45] 那玩不是咱愿说的玩意儿

[00:09:47] 你老蔫啊

[00:09:49] 老蔫啊

[00:09:50] 你你说你这事整的我一点精神准备都没有啊

[00:09:55] 你别整没用的啊

[00:09:56] 准备啥行不行

[00:09:58] 给他通个话

[00:10:03] 真的行就说行

[00:10:05] 不行就拉倒

[00:10:06] 咱不干那赖皮赖脸的事

[00:10:07] 没用

[00:10:08] 那啥那啥用

[00:10:11] 这些年都坚持过来了

[00:10:15] 话说啥

[00:10:19] 不着急都冒汗了

[00:10:22] 老看啥呀

[00:10:26] 啊

[00:10:26] 给你念品啊

[00:10:30] 给啊

[00:10:32] 擦擦汗

[00:10:34] 别整那么硬

[00:10:34] 整点干净

[00:10:37] 擦啥汗你就说得了

[00:10:38] 行就行

[00:10:39] 不行就拉倒得了呗

[00:10:41] 擦啥呀

[00:10:42] 擦完汗要说不行

[00:10:43] 不白擦了

[00:10:47] 我是有点害怕呀

[00:10:48] 怕谁呀

[00:10:49] 怕你们犯罪

[00:10:51] 大伙说三道四

[00:10:53] 你咋越活越回去了呢

[00:10:55] 小时候那精神头都拿去了

[00:10:57] 忘没忘小时吧

[00:10:58] 年轻的时候咱俩老上邻村看电影的

[00:11:01] 我叔回来走到柳树趟

[00:11:04] 你说不敢走完了咱俩你跟我说那些话

[00:11:08] 你那能耐

[00:11:08] 那你还真别说了

[00:11:10] 那小到关键地方还给钱了

[00:11:15] 那你没听人家说呀

[00:11:17] 说啥小红妈要宰相

[00:11:20] 儿女们又做又闹心思上吊

[00:11:22] 小红妈一咬牙

[00:11:24] 怎么的了

[00:11:24] 差点塌了火车道

[00:11:28] 这些儿女从盘忤逆不孝就是他

[00:11:31] 年轻人把情骂孝

[00:11:33] 连搂带道

[00:11:34] 老年人就得一个人干

[00:11:35] 靠

[00:11:42] 你快说行吗

[00:11:53] 不行我就回去老蔫啊嗯

[00:11:56] 那你说这孩子们真要有个三长两短

[00:11:59] 你说咱这上哪包活着后悔药去

[00:12:02] 你呀

[00:12:03] 一条钱你就归爹妈管

[00:12:05] 到老了

[00:12:05] 你这掉个了又归儿女管

[00:12:08] 你啥前跟个人承包一段

[00:12:10] 自己说了算呢

[00:12:14] 我呀的命了

[00:12:16] 你呀老性命

[00:12:18] 这不行啊

[00:12:19] 嗯

[00:12:20] 那你要真要有这心思

[00:12:23] 你说我高低的

[00:12:26] 给我个准去行吗

[00:12:28] 定下来行吗

[00:12:31] 下辈子

[00:12:32] 嗯

[00:12:33] 咱俩来世再见面吧

[00:12:36] 完了一缸子知道30 00 年了

[00:12:45] 没还了是吧

[00:12:51] 哎呀

[00:12:54] 干啥玩意

[00:12:55] 你这我还唱歌干啥呢

[00:13:01] 图啥呢

[00:13:02] 我也没说啥

[00:13:03] 不同意就拉倒吧

[00:13:04] 别整那事能成不好啊

[00:13:08] 来人

[00:13:09] 成啥事了

[00:13:10] 你这一哭

[00:13:11] 我心里也怪不得劲的

[00:13:13] 别哭了

[00:13:16] 你干啥

[00:13:18] 你来警察咋整

[00:13:20] 你说别哭了啊

[00:13:24] 我这身份证都没带呢

[00:13:38] 嗯

[00:13:39] 咋还哭了呢

[00:13:40] 我要不长吱声

[00:13:42] 你没个脾气

[00:13:44] 你还咋有招呢

[00:13:46] 你毒攻毒呗啥呀

[00:13:50] 这眼泪怕啥干

[00:13:52] 打雷没下雨

[00:13:56] 快哭

[00:13:58] 干啥玩意

[00:13:59] 有啥哭的

[00:14:00] 现家哭出点花样也行

[00:14:03] 这家一一老半天连爱都没有呀

[00:14:10] 咱俩干啥来了

[00:14:12] 那你先对一下

[00:14:14] 那咱不是给孩子相对象来了吗

[00:14:16] 别把正事整耽误了

[00:14:17] 你看你咋这样

[00:14:18] 咱俩成不成不小事吗

[00:14:20] 还给你我儿子给你闺女信

[00:14:23] 这是我姑娘给你儿子的信

[00:14:25] 这不一样的吗

[00:14:26] 啥人儿

[00:14:29] 看看

[00:14:30] 孩子信你可别看

[00:14:32] 学习学习呗

[00:14:35] 看人家信

[00:14:36] 见犯法犯啥法呀

[00:14:38] 犯国华呗

[00:14:39] 不懂你分谁的信

[00:14:42] 我让孩子信

[00:14:43] 当父母的看

[00:14:44] 就等于领导审查谁

[00:14:48] 哎呀

[00:14:49] 我儿子告诉我了

[00:14:51] 说不管你们家谁来

[00:14:52] 必须当面看

[00:14:53] 说三遍

[00:14:54] 对呀

[00:14:56] 我闺女咋这说的

[00:14:57] 那就看吧

[00:14:58] 那还装啥呀

[00:15:00] 你看

[00:15:05] 不看

[00:15:12] 都是写的嗯心

[00:15:27] 哎呀妈呀

[00:15:29] 这啥呀

[00:15:30] 孩子还真刚

[00:15:32] 我像宠财

[00:15:38] 妈妈

[00:15:39] 爸爸

[00:15:42] 给咱写的信

[00:15:43] 嗯

[00:15:43] 有内容往下看

[00:15:47] 二位老人辛苦半倍

[00:15:51] 为了儿女受尽苦累

[00:15:55] 儿女安排今日相会

[00:15:58] 孤二老成双苦

[00:16:04] 这俩字念啥

[00:16:07] 我认得你老蔫啊老蔫啊

[00:16:18] 你说你

[00:16:20] 你咋这么坏

[00:16:23] 哎呀我的妈呀

[00:16:24] 这才是我儿子呢

[00:16:26] 知道他爹天天为啥事闹心

[00:16:31] 真是的

[00:16:33] 这回咱俩啥盘大

[00:16:36] 咱聊哪些事

[00:16:37] 你定去了

[00:16:38] 你管咋地

[00:16:39] 结婚前都上东北吃几盘去啊