《天下一大笑》歌词

[00:00:00] 天下一大笑 - 邓丽君 (Teresa Teng)

[00:00:02] 词：龙布依

[00:00:05] 曲：古月

[00:00:07] 梨花大鼓小桃红

[00:00:15] 唱出天下一大笑

[00:00:22] 只望大家乐一乐 哎呀

[00:00:30] 得欢笑时且欢笑 伊呀嗨

[00:00:42] 说好笑 真好笑

[00:00:49] 词名天下一大笑

[00:00:53] 戏法人人都会变

[00:00:57] 各人各有各巧妙 哎呀

[00:01:00] 各巧妙 哈

[00:01:10] 话说当年本地方

[00:01:18] 发生天下大笑料

[00:01:26] 天下怪事都做尽 哎呀

[00:01:33] 天下女人他全要 伊呀嗨

[00:01:47] 唱戏妞儿真够俏

[00:01:54] 大爷心中蹦蹦跳

[00:02:02] 女人嫌少不怕多 哎呀

[00:02:09] 大爷就爱这调调 伊呀嗨

[00:02:21] 鸡儿飞 狗儿跳

[00:02:28] 小鬼占进城隍庙

[00:02:32] 大字不识七八个

[00:02:36] 可是大爷有钞票 哎呀

[00:02:40] 有钞票 哈

[00:02:49] 有人鸡毛当令箭

[00:02:57] 有人气得哇哇叫

[00:03:05] 可怜媒婆不好做 哎呀

[00:03:12] 急得要哭要上吊 伊呀嗨

[00:03:26] 妞儿是个小辣椒

[00:03:33] 有钱无情办不到

[00:03:40] 蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉 哎呀

[00:03:48] 得不到的一定好 伊呀嗨

[00:04:00] 姐儿俏 真正俏

[00:04:07] 可惜姐儿是辣椒

[00:04:11] 羊肉没吃一身腥

[00:04:15] 风去楼空人跑了 哎呀

[00:04:18] 人跑了 哈

[00:04:28] 王八羔子都废料

[00:04:36] 煮熟鸭子给飞掉

[00:04:43] 大爷出马凑热闹 哎呀

[00:04:51] 大爷勇气呱呱叫 伊呀嗨

[00:05:05] 梨花大鼓小桃红

[00:05:12] 唱出天下一大笑

[00:05:20] 只望大家乐一乐 哎呀

[00:05:27] 得欢笑时且欢笑 伊呀嗨

[00:05:40] 一场空 辫子翘

[00:05:47] 买命无法用钞票

[00:05:50] 荣华富贵像云烟绕

[00:05:54] 两脚一伸都完了 哎呀

[00:05:58] 都完了 哈

[00:06:08] 天下人谈天下事

[00:06:16] 天下人看天下笑

[00:06:24] 只望大家乐一乐 哎呀

[00:06:31] 富乐安康最重要 伊呀嗨