《Slim Chance & The Can’t Hardly Playboys》歌词

[00:00:00] Slim Chance & The Can't Hardly Playboys - Dash Rip Rock/Billie Davis/Kyle Melancon

[00:00:04] Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys

[00:00:06] Are picking at your local saloon

[00:00:08] They got a new song out on Polish Records

[00:00:10] It'll be a Polish hit real soon

[00:00:11] They picked every honky tonk

[00:00:13] And bar from here to Timbuktu

[00:00:15] Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys

[00:00:16] Are busting their butts for you

[00:00:19] Out where the cars are up on blocks

[00:00:21] And the houses are on wheels

[00:00:23] Slim and a big time booking agent

[00:00:25] They cooked up a hell of a deal

[00:00:26] They'd pick every WalMart

[00:00:28] Parking lot across the USA

[00:00:30] If the Good Lord's willing

[00:00:31] And the creek don't rise

[00:00:32] And they figure out how to get paid

[00:00:34] No Chance was the only chance

[00:00:38] The Playboys ever had

[00:00:40] No matter how they picked them

[00:00:42] Everything they played was bad

[00:00:43] Then Slim come along

[00:00:44] And he played the songs

[00:00:45] That stick right in your head

[00:00:47] Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys

[00:00:49] Are really a-knocking them dead

[00:01:07] Esmeralda Muckinfuch was Slim's good timing gal

[00:01:10] She wasn't much to look at

[00:01:12] But Slim loved her anyhow

[00:01:13] You couldn't beat her when she's sober

[00:01:15] But you had to when she's drunk

[00:01:17] We all called her the Country Kitty

[00:01:19] Cause she smelled just like a

[00:01:20] What in the world was that

[00:02:04] Slim Chance could be anyone

[00:02:10] Who hangs out in a bar

[00:02:15] Or any local yokel who sings and plays guitar

[00:02:24] All the boys and girls around the world

[00:02:29] Now they know who they are

[00:02:34] Slim Chance is about the best chance

[00:02:39] That they got to be a star

[00:02:46] Slim Chance is about the best chance

[00:02:50] That they got to be a star