《99 Problems》歌词

[00:00:00] 99 Problems (99个问题) - Urban All Stars/Hip Hop Nation/Urban Beats

[00:00:01] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:00:04] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:00:06] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol

[00:00:09] Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed

[00:00:11] Rap critics that say he's money cash hoes

[00:00:14] I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those

[00:00:16] If you grew up with holes in your

[00:00:19] You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough

[00:00:21] I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole

[00:00:24] If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward

[00:00:27] Got beef with radio if I don't play they show

[00:00:29] They don't play my hits well I don't give a sh*t so

[00:00:32] Rap mags try and use my black a**

[00:00:34] So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers

[00:00:38] I don't know what you take me as

[00:00:40] Or understand the intelligence that jay z has

[00:00:42] I'm from rags to riches niggas I ain't dumb

[00:00:44] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:00:50] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:00:53] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:00:55] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:00:57] The year is 94 in my trunk is raw

[00:01:00] In my rearview mirror is the motherf**kin' law

[00:01:03] Got two choices y'all pull over the car or hmm

[00:01:06] Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor

[00:01:08] And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with jake

[00:01:11] Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case

[00:01:13] So I pull over to the side of the road

[00:01:15] I heard son do you know what I'm stoppin' you for

[00:01:18] Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low

[00:01:21] Do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know

[00:01:24] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'

[00:01:26] Well you was doin' fifty five in a fifty four

[00:01:29] License and registration and step out of the car

[00:01:31] Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are

[00:01:34] I ain't steppin out of sh*t all my paper's legit

[00:01:36] Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit

[00:01:39] Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk in the back

[00:01:41] And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that

[00:01:44] Aren't you sharp as a tack

[00:01:46] You some type of lawyer or somethin' somebody important or somethin'

[00:01:48] Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit

[00:01:52] Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t

[00:01:54] Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes

[00:01:56] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:02:02] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:02:04] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:02:07] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:02:12] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:02:15] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:02:17] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:02:20] Now once upon a time not too long ago

[00:02:22] A ni**a like myself had to strongarm a hoe

[00:02:25] This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a p**sy

[00:02:28] But a p**sy havin' no goddamn sense try and push me

[00:02:31] I try to ignore him talk to the lord

[00:02:33] Pray for him but some fools just love to perform

[00:02:36] You know the type loud as a motorbike

[00:02:38] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight

[00:02:40] And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and

[00:02:43] He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the captain

[00:02:46] And there I go trapped in the kit kat again

[00:02:48] Back through the system with the riff raff again

[00:02:51] Fiends on the floor scratchin' again

[00:02:53] Paparazzis with they cameras snappin' them

[00:02:55] D a try to give a ni**a shaft again

[00:02:58] Half a mill' for bail cause I'm african

[00:03:01] All because this fool was harassin' them

[00:03:04] Tryin to play the boy like he's saccharin

[00:03:06] But ain't nuttin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun

[00:03:09] I got 99 problems bein' a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:03:14] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:03:16] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:03:19] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:03:24] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:03:27] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:03:29] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:03:33] Whoo

[00:03:34] Whoo

[00:03:36] Uh uh

[00:03:37] Havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:03:40] I got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one

[00:03:41] Ha ha you crazy for this one rick this is your boy