《There’s A Licanthrope on the Bus》歌词

[00:00:00] There's A Licanthrope on the Bus - Scary B**ches

[00:00:21] I'm sitting on a bus to hell

[00:00:24] And I'm not feeling very well

[00:00:28] And there's one or two places I know I'd rather be

[00:00:35] I'm naked to the seat

[00:00:39] Wrapped up in a blood-stained sheet

[00:00:43] And there's some kind of naked lunatic next to me

[00:00:50] Well that's when I see the "Wolf-man"

[00:00:54] Appearing at the top of the stairs

[00:00:58] Fiddling around with a ticket machine

[00:01:01] And asking if there's any more fares

[00:01:05] But shrouds don't have any pockets for money

[00:01:09] And I don't know what to do

[00:01:12] 'Cause he don't look the sort who's gonna get caught

[00:01:16] Accepting an I O U

[00:01:20] There's a licanthrope on the bus

[00:01:23] There's a licanthrope on the bus

[00:01:27] There's a licanthrope on the bus

[00:01:30] And he's heading for us

[00:01:35] Big teeth and covered in hair

[00:01:38] And he's coming to collect my fare

[00:01:42] And I just hope that I don't have to pay in blood

[00:01:49] There's a man sitting on the back seat

[00:01:53] He's making a bit of a fuss

[00:01:57] He says "There's been some kinda mistake

[00:02:00] And it could be I'm on the wrong bus"

[00:02:11] 'Cause he's a sexist racist homophobe who went to

[00:02:16] The wrong f**king church

[00:02:19] There's a licanthrope on the bus

[00:02:22] There's a licanthrope on the bus

[00:02:26] There's a licanthrope on the bus

[00:02:29] And he's heading for us

[00:02:34] Big teeth and covered in hair

[00:02:37] And he's coming to collect my fare

[00:02:41] And I just hope that I don't have to pay in blood

[00:02:49] And as the bus flies through the night

[00:02:52] I try to remember how I died

[00:02:56] And I'm not yet completely in control

[00:03:03] As the bus conductor says

[00:03:07] "We don't want your money"

[00:03:10] Yes you've guessed it

[00:03:12] This barstard wants my soul

[00:03:17] He wants my soul

[00:03:25] He wants my soul

[00:03:28] He wants my soul

[00:03:32] He wants my soul

[00:03:37] And as we reach the gates of hell

[00:03:40] Things don't look quite so bad

[00:03:44] They're playing loud music

[00:03:46] I can see Jane Mansfield dancing with my dad

[00:03:51] They're drinking beer and getting it down

[00:03:55] Things are working out quite well

[00:03:58] 'Cause everybody's got their own idea of heaven

[00:04:02] Which is someone else's hell

[00:04:06] There's a licanthrope on the bus

[00:04:09] There's a licanthrope on the bus

[00:04:13] There's a licanthrope on the bus

[00:04:16] And he's heading for us

[00:04:21] Big teeth and covered in hair

[00:04:24] And he's coming to collect my fare

[00:04:28] But now I know that I don't have to pay in blood

[00:04:35] And now I know that I don't have to pay in blood

[00:04:43] And now I know that I don't have to pay in blood