《小五义 第356集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 吩咐一声
[00:00:01] 来人
[00:00:03] 把罪犯抬过来
[00:00:07] 三班人七手八脚把不省人事的白云润从床上摔下来
[00:00:14] 最后用冷水泼过来
[00:00:17] 您说这个冷水这玩意还真解读
[00:00:21] 这玩意儿真是对症下药
[00:00:23] 半桶水往脸上一泼
[00:00:26] 时间不大
[00:00:27] 白芸瑞明白过来了
[00:00:31] 嗯嗯
[00:00:34] 哎哟
[00:00:35] 锐角这个恼人啊
[00:00:36] 就像大针弯的似的
[00:00:38] 那么疼
[00:00:39] 这还有点恶心
[00:00:42] 心里说话
[00:00:43] 我是在哪儿
[00:00:45] 怎么整的满身都是水
[00:00:48] 他把脸上的水擦了擦
[00:00:50] 睁开眼睛一看
[00:00:51] 嗯
[00:00:53] 莫非我在五帝阎罗建不成
[00:00:59] 芸瑞啊
[00:01:00] 脑子有点疼
[00:01:02] 现在还没十分清醒呢
[00:01:04] 他正尽量回忆刚才发生的事情
[00:01:08] 孙俪冷不丁把惊堂木一拍
[00:01:15] 罪犯白芸瑞
[00:01:19] 你还愣着什么呢
[00:01:22] 还不把所犯的罪行讲说清楚
[00:01:28] 更待何时
[00:01:31] 说啊
[00:01:32] 快说怎么回事儿
[00:01:35] 几十人同声吆喝
[00:01:38] 白润这才清醒
[00:01:42] 怎么
[00:01:44] 我犯了罪了
[00:01:46] 她低头看看我
[00:01:47] 衣服哪去了
[00:01:48] 光着膀子
[00:01:49] 上衣没了
[00:01:52] 看了看
[00:01:52] 这是乐善宫
[00:01:55] 仔细一回忆
[00:01:56] 呼啦圈想起来了
[00:01:58] 是怎么怎么怎么回事儿
[00:02:00] 哎哟
[00:02:01] 于瑞明白了
[00:02:04] 心说这鬼出在梅娘娘身上
[00:02:09] 你请我喝酒
[00:02:10] 我说不喝
[00:02:12] 你丝袍裸贷的没完
[00:02:15] 我为了摆脱他
[00:02:16] 我喝了一口酒
[00:02:17] 结果我上了当了
[00:02:19] 现在真是有苦难言呢
[00:02:21] 我说什么
[00:02:24] 孙俪在上头捋着八字胡
[00:02:27] 冷笑着
[00:02:28] 看着就累
[00:02:30] 怎么
[00:02:31] 想起来了吗
[00:02:33] 你犯下欺君之罪
[00:02:36] 还不如实讲来
[00:02:37] 更待何时
[00:02:39] 免得本大人动刑
[00:02:45] 白瑞冲着他也笑了一声
[00:02:48] 孙大人
[00:02:50] 国家的刀快
[00:02:52] 不斩无罪之人
[00:02:55] 白某根本就没犯罪
[00:02:57] 你叫我说啥啊
[00:03:00] 你没犯罪
[00:03:01] 我犯罪了
[00:03:02] 我且问你
[00:03:03] 你为什么到乐善宫来
[00:03:07] 白芸瑞就把经过如实地讲说了一遍
[00:03:12] 也用不着这三法
[00:03:13] 司涛哥问底儿
[00:03:16] 鱼类有什么说什么
[00:03:18] 到了现在没什么顾忌
[00:03:20] 啪啪全说
[00:03:23] 孙俪听完了
[00:03:25] 心里清楚
[00:03:27] 白芸瑞说的都是真的
[00:03:29] 一句假话都没有
[00:03:31] 是这么回事儿
[00:03:33] 嗯
[00:03:34] 又一想
[00:03:34] 哪庙没有屈死鬼
[00:03:37] 是这么回事儿
[00:03:39] 也不能叫这么招供
[00:03:42] 我非得叫你翻过个儿来承认有罪才行呢
[00:03:47] 燕子
[00:03:47] 孙俪把脸往下一沉
[00:03:49] 刀
[00:03:51] 白芸瑞
[00:03:52] 你别觉着你不含糊啊
[00:03:56] 你觉着我杀敌立功
[00:03:58] 平山灭岛啊
[00:04:01] 如何长如何短的没用
[00:04:04] 你现在身犯不赦之罪
[00:04:07] 过去的功劳一笔勾销了
[00:04:11] 你老老实实的
[00:04:13] 把事情的原委供出来
[00:04:16] 免得皮肉受苦
[00:04:19] 芸瑞冷笑一声
[00:04:21] 孙大人
[00:04:22] 你叫我供什么
[00:04:25] 我叫你贡什么
[00:04:26] 你心里清楚啊
[00:04:28] 你吃酒带醉
[00:04:30] 图谋不轨
[00:04:33] 调戏娘娘
[00:04:35] 欲行无礼
[00:04:37] 这才是真事儿
[00:04:39] 你要把这件事儿共清楚了
[00:04:42] 今天的审讯就算结束
[00:04:45] 我要问不出你这些话来
[00:04:47] 你要不签字画押
[00:04:49] 嘿嘿
[00:04:50] 我准保打你个皮开肉绽
[00:04:54] 呸
[00:04:57] 白瑞气的把眼睛都瞪圆了
[00:05:01] 孙俪啊
[00:05:03] 您是痴心妄想
[00:05:05] 想往白某头上扣屎盔子
[00:05:09] 办不到
[00:05:11] 根本就无有此事呀
[00:05:14] 你敢咆哮公堂
[00:05:17] 我告诉你
[00:05:18] 这笔三法司还要严厉十倍
[00:05:23] 这是乐善宫
[00:05:24] 这是三尺禁地
[00:05:26] 本官是奉职甚你呀
[00:05:29] 你还不服吗
[00:05:31] 看来人是木雕
[00:05:33] 不打不招
[00:05:34] 人是苦虫
[00:05:35] 不打不成啊
[00:05:37] 拉下去重达100很孩子
[00:05:41] 大棍棍见血打
[00:05:45] 您说这玩意讲不讲道理
[00:05:48] 在古代啊
[00:05:50] 死在重型下的人太多
[00:05:55] 明明没有那么回事儿
[00:05:57] 非得打出口供
[00:05:59] 有些人挺刑不过
[00:06:01] 招了供
[00:06:02] 有些人宁愿死也不招
[00:06:05] 结果就死在重刑之下
[00:06:10] 白瑞祥怎么办
[00:06:13] 我能吃这个亏吗
[00:06:15] 要打我100棒子
[00:06:17] 我两条腿就废了
[00:06:20] 往后我怎么练舞
[00:06:23] 我怎么在开封府效力当差就即使我是个平民的百姓
[00:06:27] 我也成残废了
[00:06:31] 用瑞讲好汉不吃眼前亏
[00:06:34] 我叫你打
[00:06:37] 白玉瑞改成运上功夫
[00:06:43] 他练的功夫
[00:06:45] 里练一口气
[00:06:45] 外练筋骨皮呀
[00:06:48] 白玉瑞
[00:06:48] 舌尖一顶上
[00:06:49] 牙膛叫丹田一立混元气
[00:06:52] 在看
[00:06:53] 脖子也粗了
[00:06:54] 腮帮也炸起来了
[00:06:56] 内肌肉都绷紧了
[00:07:00] 那棒子打到腿上趴
[00:07:04] 就这一下
[00:07:04] 不要紧
[00:07:05] 就能打起个包来
[00:07:07] 这包比小馒头还大一圈
[00:07:11] 宁如钢铁
[00:07:14] 揍得越多
[00:07:15] 这包越多
[00:07:17] 把掌刑地震的手腕子都发麻的都
[00:07:21] 哎哎哎
[00:07:23] 我我我这怎么事儿啊
[00:07:25] 怎么越揍越出包啊
[00:07:29] 根本没伤着白芸瑞
[00:07:32] 孙俪明白
[00:07:33] 他沙子一看
[00:07:34] 啊啊对对对
[00:07:36] 哈哈
[00:07:38] 小达摩会气功啊啊哦
[00:07:43] 你用气功闭住刑法
[00:07:47] 让我的人打不动你
[00:07:49] 好嘞
[00:07:51] 你别忘了这句话
[00:07:53] 神仙难躲一溜烟
[00:07:57] 打不动你
[00:07:58] 我拿火烧你
[00:08:01] 铁老死好
[00:08:05] 这条多数
[00:08:07] 这帖落帖落在身上
[00:08:09] 什么工也憋不住
[00:08:13] 时间不大
[00:08:13] 炭火盆搬来
[00:08:16] 里头有六码带尖的铁烙铁
[00:08:19] 一会儿就烧红了
[00:08:22] 那把手拿抹布卷着
[00:08:25] 是长形的人把铁烙铁抄在手里
[00:08:28] 奔白芸瑞就来了
[00:08:30] 芸瑞看坏了
[00:08:33] 这样落在我的后背和两腿上
[00:08:35] 我都得熟了
[00:08:37] 白玉又一想
[00:08:38] 爱怎么地怎么地吧
[00:08:42] 我呀
[00:08:43] 赶紧走得了
[00:08:45] 那边说
[00:08:46] 他走得了吗
[00:08:47] 太难
[00:08:48] 平白芸瑞的功夫
[00:08:51] 断锁崩枷
[00:08:52] 不费吹灰之力
[00:08:54] 他为什么没走呢
[00:08:56] 有一线之路不能那么办
[00:09:00] 那叫畏罪潜逃
[00:09:03] 跳到黄河洗不清了
[00:09:06] 可如今
[00:09:07] 她发现孙俪是个昏官
[00:09:10] 他跟梅娘娘一个鼻子眼出气儿
[00:09:14] 我在这儿等于干受罪
[00:09:16] 那我能干嘛
[00:09:19] 因此
[00:09:19] 一掠才改变了主意
[00:09:22] 还没等他崩断绳索的时候
[00:09:27] 从房上跳下六个人来冲冲冲
[00:09:34] 不但跳下六个人
[00:09:36] 其中有一位人还没到呢
[00:09:40] 升仙传进来
[00:09:42] 嗯嗯嗯嗯
[00:09:47] 老叔不要担惊
[00:09:50] 害怕你侄儿放出啊奶奶
[00:09:58] 您别看这味儿不怎么夜深人静
[00:10:01] 传出多远去谁都听清楚
[00:10:05] 是细脖大头鬼房书安
[00:10:09] 来的不仅房书安
[00:10:12] 玉面专诸白云生
[00:10:15] 霹雳鬼韩天锦、山西雁徐良、粉子都卢珍
[00:10:20] 还有小义士艾虎
[00:10:25] 前文书咱说了
[00:10:28] 那个吴太贱
[00:10:30] 一顷白云
[00:10:31] 对
[00:10:32] 徐良和房书安就知道
[00:10:36] 班瑞前脚送走吴公公
[00:10:40] 随后
[00:10:40] 徐良和房书安就到了屋里
[00:10:43] 谈到了这件事情
[00:10:45] 徐良
[00:10:46] 就怕出意外
[00:10:48] 因此
[00:10:49] 告诉老兄弟
[00:10:50] 多加留神注意
[00:10:51] 当然
[00:10:53] 他们不知道会发生这样的事儿
[00:10:58] 而且定好了二更天
[00:11:00] 白云瑞肯定回来
[00:11:02] 结果二更天过了
[00:11:03] 白芸瑞没回来
[00:11:05] 老少英雄谁也没睡觉
[00:11:09] 大伙儿担心呐
[00:11:11] 其实怎么还没回来
[00:11:13] 眼看二更二点都过了
[00:11:15] 还没回来
[00:11:17] 房书安就拉开别人了
[00:11:18] 嗯嗯
[00:11:20] 王干啦
[00:11:21] 各位叔叔大爷
[00:11:23] 爷爷们大概要出事儿
[00:11:27] 我老叔不是说话不算数的人呢
[00:11:31] 这么晚了不回开封
[00:11:33] 这里边肯定有文章
[00:11:36] 干脆咱派几个人去看看去得了
[00:11:39] 后来漂来选去就选中小武艺外加大头鬼房书安
[00:11:47] 为什么小武艺要来
[00:11:50] 这是房书安的主意
[00:11:53] 第一
[00:11:55] J 小哥儿五个
[00:11:58] 为大宋朝立过大功
[00:12:02] 威望方面比别人都高
[00:12:06] 另外
[00:12:08] 小武艺是最重义气
[00:12:13] 跟白云绿不分彼此
[00:12:17] 他们来了
[00:12:18] 好说话
[00:12:20] 至于防暑安呢
[00:12:23] 这位是哪用哪到
[00:12:25] 脸憨皮厚
[00:12:28] 少了他
[00:12:29] 这出戏就不热闹
[00:12:33] 却有很多事情
[00:12:36] 他不参加就办不好
[00:12:41] 他们来的真是时候
[00:12:44] 要晚到一步
[00:12:47] 白瑞就被铁烙给烙残废
[00:12:53] 这六个人飘身形跳到天井大院
[00:12:58] 方叔安喊了一声钱满东升不醒老活人
[00:13:07] 你想
[00:13:08] 夜深人静
[00:13:11] 在皇宫大内三尺的禁地
[00:13:15] 这院儿里是鸦雀无声
[00:13:18] 冷不丁的一嗓子
[00:13:20] 就像打个闷累相似
[00:13:25] 把在场的人吓得就是一哆嗦哈
[00:13:29] 甩脸一看
[00:13:31] 这才明白怎么回事儿
[00:13:35] 等徐良跳下来之后
[00:13:37] 是先赶奔白芸瑞
[00:13:42] 把白眉大侠气得脑筋都蹦起多高来
[00:13:47] 他不管三七二十一
[00:13:49] 上他俩圈
[00:13:50] 底下两脚噼啪噼啪
[00:13:52] 把掌刑的全给打跑了
[00:13:55] 一下一把白芸瑞抱起了
[00:13:59] 兄弟
[00:14:00] 这
[00:14:01] 这是怎么回事儿
[00:14:03] 哎呀
[00:14:03] 三哥一言难尽
[00:14:08] 我上了当
[00:14:09] 我中了计
[00:14:10] 我遭人陷害了
[00:14:14] 话不用读
[00:14:16] 就这么极具
[00:14:18] 徐良就明白了
[00:14:22] 房书安一看他打东西
[00:14:25] 老就憋着这股
[00:14:29] 揉一蹿他笨
[00:14:32] 三法司正堂孙俪来了
[00:14:36] 因为房书安知道
[00:14:39] 这个老孙家一党一个好东西都没
[00:14:44] 名义上陪王伴驾
[00:14:47] 实质上他们结党营私
[00:14:50] 独霸朝政
[00:14:53] 跟太师庞吉他们一个鼻孔出气儿
[00:14:57] 是属于48 加大奸臣之中的
[00:15:01] 做尽了坏事
[00:15:04] 就因为自己人中偏听偏信
[00:15:08] 对这帮人百般匹夫
[00:15:12] 所以老百姓是敢怒而不敢言
[00:15:16] 房书安在经理的时候
[00:15:18] 那耳朵都灌满了
[00:15:21] 只是没有机会收拾他
[00:15:24] 因为人家是堂堂的朝臣
[00:15:27] 方书安只不过是个办案子、办差官
[00:15:32] 井水不犯河水
[00:15:34] 今儿个这事儿超强
[00:15:37] 防守安抓住借口
[00:15:39] 他往上一纵
[00:15:40] 朋友啊
[00:15:43] 把孙俪的袍服给抓住
[00:15:48] 嗯
[00:15:48] 来了
[00:15:50] 你算个什么东西
[00:15:52] 我请问你为什么对我老叔动用酷刑
[00:15:57] 你小子他妈活腻歪了
[00:16:02] 孙俪吓得魂飞天外
[00:16:07] 听说这这这瞎话呢
[00:16:11] 哪有打国家的命官的
[00:16:15] 这
[00:16:15] 这
[00:16:15] 这帮人
[00:16:16] 这简直是土匪
[00:16:18] 像你那个
[00:16:19] 说两句客气话解释解释
[00:16:22] 也不至于挨揍
[00:16:24] 孙俪这小子说上个月说惯了
[00:16:29] 觉着我是堂堂一品大员
[00:16:33] 这我要说软话
[00:16:34] 我有失身份
[00:16:37] 他这小子把眼珠一瞪
[00:16:39] 还打开官腔了啊
[00:16:43] 打完
[00:16:45] 耳环不撒手
[00:16:47] 更待何时
[00:16:49] 你要造反不成
[00:16:51] 来人
[00:16:52] 把这狂徒拿下
[00:16:57] 那人在哪儿呢
[00:16:58] 都跑了
[00:17:00] 躲在墙旮旯的猫的名著后头的
[00:17:05] 还有
[00:17:05] 都蹲在养鱼缸后头看热闹
[00:17:08] 谁敢碰小武艺跟房书安呢
[00:17:12] 再者一说大伙儿也犯不上
[00:17:17] 绝大部分人心里都有一本账
[00:17:21] 准知道这里边儿有事儿
[00:17:24] 虽然他们没看见什么
[00:17:26] 也知道白芸瑞是被屈含冤
[00:17:31] 本来就抱着同情心
[00:17:33] 都恨这孙俪
[00:17:37] 所以他吵吵根部超市差不多少
[00:17:41] 房书安一了是什么
[00:17:43] 谁是狂徒
[00:17:45] 我看你觉得才是狂吐呢
[00:17:49] 你这是没事儿找事儿
[00:17:51] 今天捏我真教训你不可
[00:17:58] 左右开弓这顿嘴巴子
[00:18:02] 可把孙俪给揍坏了
[00:18:05] 把他打得脸蛋子也煮起来了
[00:18:08] 顺着嘴角往下淌血
[00:18:11] 都不出人味儿
[00:18:13] 救命啊
[00:18:14] 哎呀打死
[00:18:15] 哎呀砸死了
[00:18:20] 早有人给皇上送了信儿了
[00:18:25] 仁宗的心呢
[00:18:26] 本来就够腻歪的
[00:18:29] 朵的配电把门关上
[00:18:33] 两手抱着脑袋就琢磨这件事儿
[00:18:37] 他也不希望白芸瑞如之何
[00:18:41] 但是又解释不开
[00:18:43] 你说白玉润没干这事儿
[00:18:46] 娘娘为什么要害他
[00:18:49] 跟他无冤无仇
[00:18:52] 这也不可能
[00:18:54] 这
[00:18:54] 这究竟是怎么回事儿
[00:18:56] 他也希望问出个子午卯酉来
[00:19:01] 可正在这时
[00:19:02] 听外头一阵大乱
[00:19:04] 刚想派人问问怎么回事儿
[00:19:07] 宝石的人跑进来了
[00:19:09] 陛下大事不好了
[00:19:11] 开封府的小武艺防暑安
[00:19:14] 闯进了禅功
[00:19:17] 见人就打
[00:19:18] 他们要造反呐啊
[00:19:23] 人中的脑袋嗡的一声
[00:19:27] 据说
[00:19:27] 莫非他们这样造反不成吗
[00:19:30] 不可能啊
[00:19:32] 待朕亲自观看
[00:19:36] 人中都不知道迈哪条腿了
[00:19:40] 由太监们搀着来到出事地点
[00:19:45] 往院儿一看
[00:19:46] 可不是吗
[00:19:47] 别人没伸手就防川把孙立打得满地翻滚
[00:19:55] 皇上
[00:19:55] 这气儿可就上来了
[00:19:58] 用手点指
[00:19:59] 哒哒哒哒哒哒
[00:20:03] 方叔安
[00:20:04] 你还不住手
[00:20:08] 打死你我问问
[00:20:11] 房书安一看
[00:20:12] 皇上来了
[00:20:14] 不得不助手
[00:20:18] 老方往后倒退了几步
[00:20:20] 把头一低
[00:20:21] 不押韵
[00:20:23] 这孙俪啊
[00:20:25] 费了九牛二虎的劲
[00:20:28] 在地上爬起来
[00:20:30] 简直是惨不可言
[00:20:32] 乌纱帽早踹瘪了
[00:20:35] 也不知轱辘到什么地方去了
[00:20:38] 朝靴剩下一只
[00:20:40] 那只也没影儿了
[00:20:43] 袍子撕的一条一条的
[00:20:45] 袋子也吃了两瓣儿的呢
[00:20:48] 脸上是青一块紫一块
[00:20:50] 鼻子眼儿都朝了天了
[00:20:52] 下雨都得往里灌水
[00:20:55] 三绺胡还剩俩柳内柳不知什么时候给揪下去
[00:21:01] 他一看
[00:21:01] 皇上来了
[00:21:02] 可有了主心骨
[00:21:04] 爬到仁宗脚下
[00:21:07] 往上叩头
[00:21:09] 比笔下给臣作主啊
[00:21:16] 他别说他
[00:21:19] 政权职能
[00:21:22] 这时
[00:21:23] 有人给自己人总搬了把椅子
[00:21:26] 仁宗往这儿一坐
[00:21:30] 还没等他问话呢
[00:21:32] 徐良一响
[00:21:34] 君臣之分
[00:21:36] 这可了不得
[00:21:39] 皇上来了
[00:21:40] 我们必须得过去见你
[00:21:44] 那不见你就放下欺君之罪
[00:21:48] 你看这个人
[00:21:49] 那官越大
[00:21:50] 受的约束是越严呢
[00:21:54] 要在以前
[00:21:55] 徐良那属孙悟空的
[00:21:59] 想干什么干什么
[00:22:00] 现在就不行
[00:22:02] 呢
[00:22:02] 小明儿是衣品的
[00:22:04] 五官呢
[00:22:08] 因此
[00:22:08] 徐良冲众人一使眼色
[00:22:12] 大家整理衣冠
[00:22:14] 来到仁宗面前
[00:22:16] 一齐跪倒
[00:22:17] 参王拜驾
[00:22:21] 人不能这事儿
[00:22:23] 那火更大了
[00:22:25] 他不恨别人
[00:22:26] 恨徐良
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