《城市打工妹》歌词

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[00:00:04] 姑姑红糖化水中满月接我

[00:00:18] 你说能灰一点吧

[00:00:21] 我觉得你抗拒清清楚楚

[00:00:24] 面面纷纷

[00:00:33] 一句话

[00:00:35] 当保姆干的挺好

[00:00:37] 儿女们捎信儿说啥

[00:00:39] 要接回去养老还没等走呢

[00:00:42] 这两口子也不知道因为啥那仗打得又是挠又是咬咋说也不好

[00:00:48] 走吧

[00:00:49] 走不了

[00:00:50] 不走吧

[00:00:50] 孩子闷还往回走

[00:00:52] 你说家里也是找啥

[00:00:55] 今年61 刚过更年期正是好时候找啥玩意儿啊

[00:01:07] 你给我烤一片儿干啥啊

[00:01:08] 你连给我打的钱再给我买飞机票都超支了

[00:01:12] 我不用这是早买的拿着吧啊行

[00:01:15] 那我就带吧

[00:01:17] 咱们赶紧动身吧

[00:01:18] 行不

[00:01:19] 大哥

[00:01:21] 干啥呢

[00:01:30] 两口子干仗现在还没和好呢

[00:01:32] 走了

[00:01:33] 我惦记

[00:01:34] 哎呀

[00:01:34] 你别惦记这事儿完了啊

[00:01:36] 哭一上午拉出来吧

[00:01:39] 大妈都要飞啦

[00:01:44] 妈妈你别理他

[00:01:46] 理他干啥

[00:01:46] 他走吧

[00:01:47] 他呆着光理你

[00:01:50] 哼来出来把化妆盒借大妈化化妆

[00:01:56] 别以为你怎么地呢

[00:01:58] 你可单位你是总经理到家变脸牛哄的干啥呀等世界在咱们国家开完妇女大会还说不上给你调到哪几号儿的眼睛哭的像桃似的

[00:02:16] 看看你女婿身体立正

[00:02:21] 先扫着收得了呗

[00:02:22] 非得给你整个立正

[00:02:24] 少奇嫌看齐

[00:02:25] 全套的啊

[00:02:33] 这块表送你的纪念你别给我买几套服装吗

[00:02:38] 您就甭推辞了你老给我表干啥

[00:02:41] 给这给那我不要了

[00:02:42] 大妈您就带上吧

[00:02:44] 带上带上你就带上我的时候你就看看这块表啊

[00:02:55] 光日阳的是吗

[00:02:58] 你说你们俩记忆完了

[00:03:02] 肝不好

[00:03:03] 肝不好

[00:03:04] 让我走得不省心

[00:03:07] 不哭了

[00:03:08] **止不住眼泪没法化妆了

[00:03:14] 要不是上学扭秧歌你化哪门子妆啊

[00:03:17] 大娘

[00:03:17] 这是啥玩意儿

[00:03:19] 就凭我这身份

[00:03:21] 我凭什么不化妆啊

[00:03:24] 你别看我地位不高

[00:03:26] 身份不贵

[00:03:27] 可我也是改革开放以后第一批进咱们冰城D 打工妹

[00:03:37] 我不化妆不等于给咱们冰城人民抹黑吗

[00:03:42] 妈呀

[00:03:43] 这可真墨菲来快点给我网站来擦擦

[00:03:50] 你看看行

[00:03:51] 不是不是有点儿高了

[00:03:53] 嗯

[00:03:54] 我再给你弄一下

[00:03:55] 哎呀

[00:03:56] 走得太急了

[00:03:57] 上个月还合计咱俩去纹眉

[00:04:01] 再看看我这皮啊

[00:04:03] 已经不行了

[00:04:04] 这笔老根皮跑你手老哆嗦啥呀

[00:04:10] 不怕狗咬着骂

[00:04:12] 你看嘛呀

[00:04:14] 真是的

[00:04:15] 哪能往坏了咬我年轻的时候跟你家那老四不一打仗人家急眼顶天

[00:04:22] 咬咬牙就拉倒了

[00:04:24] 你可倒好

[00:04:25] 蚊子的口口老想见血还属狗的你也别说人家了

[00:04:33] 说话别说短打人

[00:04:35] 别挠脸

[00:04:36] 你把她那脸挠那样儿上单位怎么见他支援呢

[00:04:40] 他也不敢咬我呀

[00:04:41] 你熬的不是地方

[00:04:42] 你往这挠啥呀

[00:04:43] 你要挠脚心备不住

[00:04:53] 你说我到你们家这些年了你们俩也没看你们干这大将啊

[00:04:58] 因为啥到底儿爸妈走能不电子吗

[00:05:02] 到底因为啥干仗你问他这事儿啊

[00:05:05] 都是它惹起来的

[00:05:07] 不是你怎么能说是我惹的事儿

[00:05:09] 你才不注意大娘家里来电报

[00:05:12] 让大娘回家养老

[00:05:13] 我说再雇个保姆

[00:05:15] 这有啥错啊

[00:05:16] 这个没错儿

[00:05:17] 那你非要雇个小姑娘吗

[00:05:19] 每星期我上四个夜班

[00:05:21] 那时间长了不放心

[00:05:24] 别把人想得那么卑鄙呢

[00:05:26] 我要雇的人

[00:05:27] 你怎么不用呢

[00:05:28] 是啊

[00:05:29] 你非要雇个小伙儿吗

[00:05:31] 哈哈哈

[00:05:44] 怎么了

[00:05:44] 老婆你呢

[00:05:45] 就因为这点儿事儿啊

[00:05:47] 正常

[00:05:49] 我跟你说

[00:05:49] 这叫啥呢

[00:05:50] 这叫爱情

[00:05:51] 爱到分儿是咋整

[00:05:53] 都出身

[00:05:56] 我过去啊

[00:05:57] 我不瞒你说年轻时候你大叔也不省心

[00:06:06] 我那时候吧

[00:06:07] 我长得真是挺漂亮啊

[00:06:10] 比你媳妇漂亮

[00:06:11] 现在完了

[00:06:12] 现在有点儿地包天儿都成了我当时可以这么说

[00:06:17] 我跟你大叔往街上一走就走过去多少男人抓回头看我告诉那回头率高

[00:06:26] 哎呀妈呀

[00:06:27] 我就不知道当时我咋就恁大魅力呢

[00:06:36] 你大叔爸妈小心眼儿心眼儿就这么大一上街了

[00:06:40] 只要我跟哪个男人对上刮了那个旁边这可咋整啊完我要跟谁说两句话

[00:06:47] 一超过三句开始逗你声音也太小了

[00:06:51] 我都这么大啊

[00:06:52] 后来我也不勒他

[00:06:53] 那是因为这事老干仗老干仗

[00:06:57] 教育老爷们儿有鸡毛

[00:07:03] 当时吧

[00:07:05] 俺家隔壁呀

[00:07:06] 有个老张这老张在当年呢跟你大叔呢

[00:07:10] 是就是亲哥们儿似的老在一起喝酒

[00:07:13] 那他长得也漂亮

[00:07:15] 比那漂亮多了

[00:07:17] 婚姻上也有点问题就是光棍

[00:07:21] 漂亮用现代话说那就是生猛

[00:07:27] 你大叔只要一干仗

[00:07:28] 哎

[00:07:29] 我就往他家跑

[00:07:30] 只要一干仗我就往他家跑没超过三次

[00:07:34] 你大叔哭了给我跪下了

[00:07:36] 是啊

[00:07:37] 那话求呢

[00:07:39] 咋说呢

[00:07:52] 反正是啊

[00:07:53] 你别看他当时就那么风流

[00:07:55] 但是咱不下流

[00:07:58] 爱情是比较专一的

[00:08:00] 那我不也专一吗

[00:08:02] 你专一

[00:08:03] 你什么观念雇保姆男保姆

[00:08:05] 那是那么回事儿吗

[00:08:06] 那也是气话吗

[00:08:08] 这不是人话

[00:08:09] 你那才不是人话呢

[00:08:10] 你说啥呢

[00:08:11] 干啥呢

[00:08:12] 这么圈咋还不好呢

[00:08:15] 咋回事儿不聊了

[00:08:17] 哎

[00:08:17] 干嘛来着我我飞机票都买好不远

[00:08:20] 不飞了

[00:08:21] 哎呀

[00:08:21] 大妈您放心走吧

[00:08:23] 你走后我们俩这能过好你过好谁洗衣服

[00:08:27] 谁做饭

[00:08:28] 油盐酱醋都在哪儿

[00:08:30] 你们知道吗

[00:08:31] 哎呀干嘛我做饭

[00:08:32] 我洗衣服

[00:08:33] 你做饭不是咸了

[00:08:35] 就是淡了不适应都是烂了

[00:08:37] 你洗衣服好医生能洗黑白衣服

[00:08:40] 你能洗黑

[00:08:42] 慢慢学

[00:08:42] 慢慢学

[00:08:43] 就算你俩都学会了有一个最重要的事情安排了吗

[00:08:48] 什么事儿啊

[00:08:49] 你俩对

[00:08:53] 哼

[00:08:54] 你们家那小祖宗晚上睡觉不摸我这干嘛鼻子他就睡不着

[00:09:00] 预备鼻子了吗

[00:09:02] 嗨大吗

[00:09:03] 这事儿啊

[00:09:04] 我安排啦

[00:09:05] 你咋安排他往后睡觉

[00:09:07] 我搂着她呗

[00:09:08] 你能天天搂她啊

[00:09:09] 天天搂着她那咋整

[00:09:12] 哎呀妈这眼看飞机就误点啦

[00:09:16] 这事儿啊

[00:09:16] 您就甭管了

[00:09:18] 哎呀

[00:09:19] 那呆会儿孩子抱回来

[00:09:21] 您要走也走不了了

[00:09:22] 妈呀

[00:09:24] 那我真得走了

[00:09:25] 嗯嗯大吗

[00:09:27] 嗯

[00:09:28] 再见了

[00:09:29] 别难过

[00:09:30] 只要大妈现在将来还能再见

[00:09:33] 我给你我给你打个车去

[00:09:35] 哎去吧

[00:09:36] 哎呀

[00:09:36] 哎

[00:09:37] 不敢黄瓜啊

[00:09:38] 整个面的就得了

[00:09:40] 甭管了回来你别去了你那脸能不能行

[00:09:47] 你

[00:09:48] 你回去吧

[00:09:49] 知道了我就不送你啦

[00:09:51] 你说我干啥

[00:09:52] 我还用你送哎呀妈呀

[00:09:54] 金耳环差点没掉你们家更新啊

[00:10:00] 没事儿

[00:10:01] 没事儿

[00:10:01] 我小时候都滑过冰啊

[00:10:15] 啊

[00:10:19] 你看就这种情况能走吗啊

[00:10:23] 不能走看起来不给他玩点阴谋诡计

[00:10:29] 这是不行勒

[00:10:43] 啊

[00:10:45] 哎

[00:10:48] 您怎么又回来了报告

[00:10:50] 你个好消息

[00:10:51] 啥消息啊

[00:10:53] 你女婿后悔啦

[00:10:56] 跟我哭了说把你咬那样儿对不起你啦

[00:11:00] 给你买的药膏让我交给真是啥都没事儿

[00:11:05] 没事儿

[00:11:06] 那我也给他买管药膏去吧

[00:11:08] 沉不住气不扛不住忽悠咱娘们儿

[00:11:13] 你拿出分一个屋里杂请你来你啥时候再出去呢

[00:11:17] 这快去吧

[00:11:20] 嗯

[00:11:22] 退出来啊

[00:11:35] 快呀

[00:11:39] 告诉你个好消息

[00:11:41] 啥事儿

[00:11:42] 你媳妇儿后悔啦

[00:11:44] 是说你把他挠他把你挠那样啦

[00:11:48] 后悔啦

[00:11:49] 想让你检讨检讨跟你俩磨不开了

[00:11:51] 让我带个话完了给你买个疤痕

[00:11:54] 一抹灵

[00:11:55] 是啊

[00:11:56] 干啥去

[00:11:58] 你往出请人家呀

[00:12:00] 哎

[00:12:03] 哎哎

[00:12:05] 啥呀

[00:12:05] 哎

[00:12:05] 啥到这个节骨眼儿整点关键听一车的一车的那种小薇妈呀

[00:12:17] 小薇薇呀

[00:12:20] 哎呀越来越简单了

[00:12:22] 各位呀

[00:12:23] 出出什么呢

[00:12:26] 请出来一下啊

[00:12:33] 还还疼不疼不疼啦

[00:12:35] 没事儿

[00:12:37] 你看我这破脾气哈上去咬你去了

[00:12:42] 那没有点脾气还叫老爷们儿啊

[00:12:44] 再有老爷子在老爷们儿也不该上去咬你就是应该掐你呢

[00:12:50] 你怕什么啊

[00:12:51] 快来完了

[00:12:52] 全看啊

[00:13:00] 不能买啊

[00:13:03] 该给孩子做饭啦啊

[00:13:07] 亲爱的哈尔滨我也跟你再见料吗