《Threw It On The Ground》歌词

[00:00:00] Threw It On The Ground - Bing Bong Brothers

[00:00:03] I was walking through the city streets

[00:00:07] And a man walks up to me and hands me

[00:00:09] The latest energy drink

[00:00:11] Run faster jump higher

[00:00:13] Man I'm not gonna let you poison me

[00:00:17] I threw it on the ground

[00:00:21] You must think I'm a joke

[00:00:23] I ain't gonna be a part of this system

[00:00:27] Man pump that garbage into another man's veins

[00:00:33] I go to my favorite hot dog stand

[00:00:36] And the dude says you come here all the time

[00:00:40] Here's one for free

[00:00:41] I said man what I look like a charity case

[00:00:46] I took it and I threw it on the ground

[00:00:50] I don't need your handouts

[00:00:54] I'm an adult please

[00:00:58] You can't buy me hot dog man

[00:01:03] At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend

[00:01:07] She hands me her cell phone says it's my dad

[00:01:12] Man this ain't my dad this is a cell phone

[00:01:17] I threw it on the ground

[00:01:20] What you think I'm stupid

[00:01:24] I'm not a part of this system

[00:01:28] My dad's not a phone duh

[00:01:32] Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party

[00:01:36] What you want me to do with this eat it

[00:01:39] Happy birthday to the ground

[00:01:42] I threw the rest of the cake too

[00:01:45] Welcome to the real world jackass

[00:01:47] So many things to throw on the ground

[00:01:51] Like this and this and that and even this

[00:01:55] I'm an adult

[00:01:58] Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph

[00:02:02] Ground

[00:02:04] Nobody wants your autograph phonies

[00:02:10] Then the two phonies got up

[00:02:12] Turned out they had a tazer

[00:02:15] And they tazed me in the butthole

[00:02:17] I fell to the ground

[00:02:19] The phonies didn't let up

[00:02:21] Tazing on my butthole

[00:02:23] Over and over

[00:02:24] I was screaming and squirming

[00:02:26] My butthole was on fire

[00:02:28] The moral of this story is

[00:02:31] You can't trust the system

[00:02:35] Man