《Dreamgirl》歌词

[00:00:00] Dreamgirl - Bing Bong Brothers

[00:00:00] The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix

[00:00:03] Some dude once said

[00:00:05] That love is a many funny things

[00:00:08] I know there's a perfect girl out there for me

[00:00:11] Cause I see her in my dreams

[00:00:13] Dream girl you're a fantasy

[00:00:18] You're the only one out there for me

[00:00:23] My love

[00:00:24] Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in Paisley

[00:00:27] Love how not one but both eyes are lazy

[00:00:30] When I first saw you you were driving the bus

[00:00:32] Thick skin strong nose like a rhinoceros

[00:00:35] Dream girl so beautiful lips all crummy

[00:00:38] Skin like asphalt nose so runny

[00:00:41] Thick thighs no waist not a care in the world

[00:00:44] You not crazy girl you just my baby girl

[00:00:46] You envision in sweats with the neon patch

[00:00:49] Half eaten squirrel hanging outta your mouth

[00:00:52] Rainbow poncho the female Tonto

[00:00:54] Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco

[00:00:57] Dream girl you're a fantasy

[00:01:02] You're the only one out there for me

[00:01:07] My love

[00:01:08] You got your cell phone ring set to sex and the city

[00:01:11] You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty

[00:01:14] Straight dripping your turquoise my Santa Fe queen

[00:01:16] One short leg you got the Santa Fe lean

[00:01:19] It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep

[00:01:22] And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek

[00:01:24] You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig

[00:01:27] Love to watch you in the back out when you go out to dig

[00:01:30] Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck

[00:01:33] Little rascal how do you get screwed to the deck

[00:01:36] You put away slur pees like a trash can

[00:01:38] Your smile's all stainy and your not too brainy and

[00:01:41] I like that talking to your shoes like it's your friend

[00:01:44] I like that yelling at the walls of make pretend

[00:01:47] I like that telling you to stop it then you don't

[00:01:50] You said you gonna stab me in my sleep but you won't

[00:01:53] Last week thought I saw you on the street

[00:01:55] Turned out it was a bag of trash

[00:01:58] Just a big ol' bag of trash

[00:02:01] I thought you looked like a bag of trash

[00:02:03] Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room

[00:02:06] Like a hell bound turkey mixed with a baboon

[00:02:09] You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix

[00:02:12] And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts

[00:02:14] Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British

[00:02:17] Never take the Chex Mix cause you always get skittish

[00:02:20] Open clamps with both feet cause you're ambidextrous

[00:02:23] No point cause we know you eat nothing but Chex Mix

[00:02:25] Chex Mix number one food snack in the land

[00:02:28] It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand

[00:02:31] Chex Mix at your local grocer buy your box

[00:02:34] Your family will all say Chex Mix rocks

[00:02:37] Chex Mix you're the snack for me

[00:02:42] You're the only one I'll ever eat or buy

[00:02:48] Chex Mix you're delicious

[00:02:53] You got sixty percent less fat than potato chips

[00:02:57] The end