《Anatole of Paris》歌词

[00:00:00] Anatole Of Paris - Danny Kaye/Jane Wyman/Bing Crosby (本·考斯比)

[00:00:04] Written by：Sylvia/Fine

[00:00:08] It all began

[00:00:10] When I was born

[00:00:11] A month too soon

[00:00:14] I'm I was frightened

[00:00:16] By a runaway

[00:00:18] Saloon

[00:00:21] Pa was forced to be a hobo

[00:00:24] Because he played the oboe

[00:00:26] And the oboe it is clearly understood

[00:00:30] Is an I'll wind

[00:00:32] That no one

[00:00:33] Blows good

[00:00:36] I'll never forget the morning

[00:00:38] That grandpa ate the awning

[00:00:39] To impress a pretty lady

[00:00:41] Who went for men that was shady

[00:00:44] Then Uncle Josia let the great resco fire

[00:00:48] Ran off to Hawaii with the o'leary cow

[00:00:52] Which his loving wife resented

[00:00:54] And there upon invented

[00:00:56] A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow

[00:00:59] And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics

[00:01:01] Of this family of inbred schizophrenics

[00:01:03] The end of a long long line of bats

[00:01:06] I design

[00:01:09] Women's hats

[00:01:12] I'm anatole of Paris

[00:01:14] I shriek with chic

[00:01:15] My hat of the week

[00:01:17] 'Cause 6 divorces 3 runaway horses

[00:01:20] I'm anatole of Paris

[00:01:21] My small group fruit

[00:01:23] Make heavy news from the deb new casement

[00:01:26] To all back basement

[00:01:28] Let me get my paw

[00:01:29] On a little piece of straw and viola

[00:01:32] A chapeau

[00:01:34] At 60 bucks a throw

[00:01:37] It's how I pull and chew on it

[00:01:38] The little things I do on it

[00:01:42] Like placing yards of lacing

[00:01:43] Or a bicycle built for two on it

[00:01:46] The little ones the big ones

[00:01:48] The sat on by a pig ones

[00:01:50] The foolish ones that perch

[00:01:51] And the ghoulish ones that lurch

[00:01:53] The one called whiskey sour

[00:01:55] Designed for the cocktail hour

[00:01:56] A little snip a potato chip

[00:01:59] And a trifle off the eiffel tower

[00:02:01] I'm anatole of Paris I must design

[00:02:04] I'm just like wine

[00:02:07] I go to your head

[00:02:11] Give me thread and the needle

[00:02:15] I itch I twitch to stitch

[00:02:16] I'm a glutton for cutting

[00:02:17] For putting with the button

[00:02:19] To snip and pluck nip and tuck

[00:02:20] Fix and trim plan the brim

[00:02:22] Tote that barge lift that to bail

[00:02:28] I'm anatole of Paris

[00:02:30] I cannot vick the deb s*x they want

[00:02:33] Shops from the frery

[00:02:34] Chops from the dery

[00:02:36] They learn to wear the stone of the queen mary

[00:02:39] And why do I sew each new chapeau

[00:02:42] With a style they most look positively grim in

[00:02:46] Strictly between us

[00:02:48] Entre nous

[00:02:50] I hate women