《The Vasectomy Song》歌词

[00:00:00] The Vasectomy Song - John Towner Williams (约翰·威廉斯)

[00:00:15] It's just a modern world we live in

[00:00:19] But why do they pick on me

[00:00:23] Why just the other week

[00:00:25] My missus had the cheek

[00:00:27] To talk me into a va-sec-tom-y

[00:00:32] At first it never clicked

[00:00:33] That I was gettin' nicked

[00:00:36] I thought it was to test virility

[00:00:40] Than after I went through it

[00:00:42] Ten days we couldn't do it

[00:00:44] And then the doctor said to me

[00:00:48] I couldn't believe it folks

[00:00:51] He said please blow into this bag please sir

[00:00:54] What to test your capability

[00:00:58] I beg your pardon

[00:01:00] We're cutting down on accidents

[00:01:02] I said are you fair dinkum He said

[00:01:04] Please blow into this bag and we'll see

[00:01:07] Well

[00:01:10] I couldn't believe it at first

[00:01:12] But you know what they say about doctors orders

[00:01:14] So he gave me the little bag

[00:01:17] And ushered me into the little room with all the pin-ups

[00:01:22] Grubby little room it was too

[00:01:25] And I came back with my little bag

[00:01:29] And the doctor was quite satisfied and so was I

[00:01:35] It's just a modern world we live in

[00:01:39] There's knew fangled things every day

[00:01:43] The cop said I was speedin' accordin' to his readin'

[00:01:47] But I was three kilometers away

[00:01:51] I was feelin' pretty mad when he took out his pad

[00:01:55] I tried to stay as calm as I could be

[00:01:59] He found a bawldy tread

[00:02:01] He saw my eyes were red

[00:02:03] And then he said this strange thing to me

[00:02:09] I said what again

[00:02:12] He said please blow into this bag please sir

[00:02:16] I said hang on to test your capability

[00:02:20] What we're cutting down on accidents

[00:02:23] I said are you fair dinkum He said

[00:02:25] Please blow into this bag and we'll see

[00:02:29] Well this time I really was shaken up

[00:02:31] The cop could see I was a bit excited

[00:02:34] He said well you better take a good grip

[00:02:36] On yourself son

[00:02:38] So I went around behind a big gum tree

[00:02:42] And came back with my little bag

[00:02:45] Well you can imagine what happened

[00:02:49] It's just a modern world we live in

[00:02:53] I'm feelin' very sad and pale

[00:02:57] The judge said I was sick

[00:02:59] And threw me in the nick

[00:03:01] And missus said she wouldn't pay the bail

[00:03:05] So take it from a fool like me

[00:03:09] Beware of quacks and boys in blue

[00:03:13] I'm feelin' pretty bruised so don't you get confused

[00:03:17] I'd catch a train if I was you

[00:03:23] All together now

[00:03:24] Please blow into this bag please sir

[00:03:28] Ahh It sends a shiver down my spine

[00:03:33] Please blow into this bag please sir

[00:03:37] If the women don't get you it's the wine