《The Laughing Policeman》歌词

[00:00:00] The Laughing Policeman (大笑的警察) - Charles Penrose

[00:00:08] I know a fat old policeman

[00:00:10] He's always on our street

[00:00:12] A fat and jolly red faced man

[00:00:14] He really is a treat

[00:00:15] He's too kind for a policeman

[00:00:17] He's never known to frown

[00:00:19] And everybody says

[00:00:20] He is the happiest man in town

[00:00:45] He laughs upon point duty

[00:00:47] He laughs upon his beat

[00:00:49] He laughs at everybody

[00:00:50] When he's walking in the street

[00:00:53] He never can stop laughing

[00:00:54] He says he's never tried

[00:00:56] But once he did arrest a man

[00:00:58] And laughed until he cried

[00:01:23] His jolly face is wrinkled

[00:01:25] And then he shut his eyes

[00:01:27] He opened his great big mouth

[00:01:29] It was a wonderous size

[00:01:30] He said I must arrest you

[00:01:32] He didn't know what for

[00:01:34] And then he started laughing

[00:01:36] Until he cracked his jaw

[00:02:01] So if you chance to meet him

[00:02:03] While walking 'round the town

[00:02:05] Shake him by his fat old hand

[00:02:07] And give him half a crown

[00:02:09] His eyes will beam and sparkle

[00:02:11] He'll gurgle with delight

[00:02:13] And then you'll start him laughing

[00:02:15] With all his blessed night