《完美的女人》歌词

[00:00:00] 完美的女人 - 杨呈伟
[00:00:07] The perfect woman's scholarly at least a PHD
[00:00:11] But just one PHD
[00:00:14] She should have two or three
[00:00:16] In Physics and Statistics
[00:00:19] Come on be realistic
[00:00:21] And Classic Russian Novels from the 19th century
[00:00:26] Now how about her breeding
[00:00:28] The finest line of course
[00:00:31] For Christ's sakes
[00:00:31] Are you looking for a woman or a horse
[00:00:35] Her ancestry is vital
[00:00:37] Then find one with a title
[00:00:40] And maybe you'll get money
[00:00:42] When she sues you for divorce
[00:00:44] So what to say
[00:00:45] She knows ballet
[00:00:46] A girl who's fun
[00:00:47] Who packs a gun
[00:00:49] Secure like me
[00:00:50] She's six foot three
[00:00:51] Now Simon please
[00:00:52] The girl's Chinese
[00:00:55] Okay she's six foot one
[00:00:59] She wants to bear my son
[00:01:03] Now that'd be something else
[00:01:06] Conceiving by herself
[00:01:09] The perfect woman walks with grace
[00:01:12] Is Grace a woman too
[00:01:13] The perfect woman knows her place
[00:01:16] And knows it's not with you
[00:01:18] The perfect woman's not a floozy
[00:01:21] But you hope she won't be choosy
[00:01:24] She knows traditions must be shown respect
[00:01:28] She knows just what my parents will expect
[00:01:32] She matches every item on my list
[00:01:37] The perfect woman
[00:01:39] The perfect woman
[00:01:41] Does not exist
[00:01:49] The perfect woman's cultured
[00:01:51] Well-connected and well-bred
[00:01:53] She's over-educated
[00:01:55] And let's not forget well-fed
[00:01:57] She's brainy and she's classy
[00:02:00] But don't forget the chassis
[00:02:02] 'Cause one night you might find yourself
[00:02:04] In the perfect woman's bed
[00:02:07] I guess she's strong
[00:02:08] You can't go wrong
[00:02:09] Childbearing hips
[00:02:10] Load-bearing lips
[00:02:11] A shapely breast
[00:02:13] A hairy chest
[00:02:14] Attractive eyes
[00:02:15] And chiseled thighs
[00:02:16] And wait chiseled what
[00:02:21] And yeah a bubble butt
[00:02:25] Now Simon that's just wrong
[00:02:27] And yeah a great big schlong
[00:02:29] The perfect woman is the one
[00:02:32] You take to bed each night
[00:02:34] The perfect woman can be fun
[00:02:36] But she'll put up a fight
[00:02:38] The perfect woman
[00:02:39] Should be able to drink beneath the table
[00:02:43] To scratch her balls and smoke a fine cigar
[00:02:48] Sew curtains then go out and fix the car
[00:02:52] Sing La Boheme like any opera star
[00:02:57] The perfect woman knows you well
[00:02:59] And makes you feel complete
[00:03:01] The perfect woman never tells
[00:03:04] She's perfectly discreet
[00:03:06] The perfect woman helps her lover
[00:03:08] When he needs to keep his cover
[00:03:11] She puts up with her lover's silly crap
[00:03:15] She helps her lover slip the family trap
[00:03:20] She tolerates him when he's wackeroo
[00:03:25] She sounds like me
[00:03:28] And me too
[00:03:31] The perfect woman
[00:03:34] The perfect woman
[00:03:37] Is you
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