《完美的女人》歌词

[00:00:00] 完美的女人 - 杨呈伟

[00:00:07] The perfect woman's scholarly at least a PHD

[00:00:11] But just one PHD

[00:00:14] She should have two or three

[00:00:16] In Physics and Statistics

[00:00:19] Come on be realistic

[00:00:21] And Classic Russian Novels from the 19th century

[00:00:26] Now how about her breeding

[00:00:28] The finest line of course

[00:00:31] For Christ's sakes

[00:00:31] Are you looking for a woman or a horse

[00:00:35] Her ancestry is vital

[00:00:37] Then find one with a title

[00:00:40] And maybe you'll get money

[00:00:42] When she sues you for divorce

[00:00:44] So what to say

[00:00:45] She knows ballet

[00:00:46] A girl who's fun

[00:00:47] Who packs a gun

[00:00:49] Secure like me

[00:00:50] She's six foot three

[00:00:51] Now Simon please

[00:00:52] The girl's Chinese

[00:00:55] Okay she's six foot one

[00:00:59] She wants to bear my son

[00:01:03] Now that'd be something else

[00:01:06] Conceiving by herself

[00:01:09] The perfect woman walks with grace

[00:01:12] Is Grace a woman too

[00:01:13] The perfect woman knows her place

[00:01:16] And knows it's not with you

[00:01:18] The perfect woman's not a floozy

[00:01:21] But you hope she won't be choosy

[00:01:24] She knows traditions must be shown respect

[00:01:28] She knows just what my parents will expect

[00:01:32] She matches every item on my list

[00:01:37] The perfect woman

[00:01:39] The perfect woman

[00:01:41] Does not exist

[00:01:49] The perfect woman's cultured

[00:01:51] Well-connected and well-bred

[00:01:53] She's over-educated

[00:01:55] And let's not forget well-fed

[00:01:57] She's brainy and she's classy

[00:02:00] But don't forget the chassis

[00:02:02] 'Cause one night you might find yourself

[00:02:04] In the perfect woman's bed

[00:02:07] I guess she's strong

[00:02:08] You can't go wrong

[00:02:09] Childbearing hips

[00:02:10] Load-bearing lips

[00:02:11] A shapely breast

[00:02:13] A hairy chest

[00:02:14] Attractive eyes

[00:02:15] And chiseled thighs

[00:02:16] And wait chiseled what

[00:02:21] And yeah a bubble butt

[00:02:25] Now Simon that's just wrong

[00:02:27] And yeah a great big schlong

[00:02:29] The perfect woman is the one

[00:02:32] You take to bed each night

[00:02:34] The perfect woman can be fun

[00:02:36] But she'll put up a fight

[00:02:38] The perfect woman

[00:02:39] Should be able to drink beneath the table

[00:02:43] To scratch her balls and smoke a fine cigar

[00:02:48] Sew curtains then go out and fix the car

[00:02:52] Sing La Boheme like any opera star

[00:02:57] The perfect woman knows you well

[00:02:59] And makes you feel complete

[00:03:01] The perfect woman never tells

[00:03:04] She's perfectly discreet

[00:03:06] The perfect woman helps her lover

[00:03:08] When he needs to keep his cover

[00:03:11] She puts up with her lover's silly crap

[00:03:15] She helps her lover slip the family trap

[00:03:20] She tolerates him when he's wackeroo

[00:03:25] She sounds like me

[00:03:28] And me too

[00:03:31] The perfect woman

[00:03:34] The perfect woman

[00:03:37] Is you