《栾蒲包与丰泽园012集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 说书唱戏

[00:00:04] 劝人方

[00:00:07] 三条大道

[00:00:10] 走中央善恶

[00:00:13] 到头终有报人间正道

[00:00:18] 是沧桑

[00:00:22] 啊

[00:00:25] 栾蒲包和丰泽园

[00:00:29] 开始热闹了

[00:00:31] 你那得注意听

[00:00:34] 您真要漏掉了

[00:00:35] 没听后悔一辈子

[00:00:40] 那个说至于的嘛

[00:00:42] 当然就是开玩笑

[00:00:45] 其实这玩意也当不了吃饭

[00:00:47] 总之

[00:00:48] 这个故事情节一天比一天热闹

[00:00:52] 但是在热闹

[00:00:54] 我也得一句一句的说

[00:00:57] 也不能找几个帮手一块儿说

[00:00:59] 也不能敲锣打鼓

[00:01:01] 我在扭两下着俩跟头

[00:01:03] 那不叫评书

[00:01:07] 咱们前门叔说了

[00:01:10] 这个汪恩普啊

[00:01:11] 是标准的大街上

[00:01:14] 是脸觉着后台硬

[00:01:17] 一般人看不在眼里头

[00:01:20] 这种人呢

[00:01:21] 迟早有一天要吃大亏

[00:01:24] 今儿个他就吃了个爆亏灭顶之灾

[00:01:29] 还觉着凤军都打了败仗

[00:01:33] 来了那么个下级军官

[00:01:35] 刚八点钟他们的长官来吃饭

[00:01:38] 哎哟

[00:01:38] 要这条件

[00:01:39] 那条件什么呢

[00:01:41] 谁理你

[00:01:43] 他没当回事儿

[00:01:45] 就在这天晚上的八点呢

[00:01:49] 大众DD 当当当敲了八下

[00:01:56] 他忽然的就觉得有点儿事儿

[00:01:59] 什么事儿来着

[00:02:02] 哎呀

[00:02:03] 想不起来了

[00:02:04] 他正在跪房里坐着

[00:02:06] 胡思乱想的时候

[00:02:08] 就听见新丰楼的门外

[00:02:12] 乱作一团

[00:02:14] 怎么了这是

[00:02:16] 人声鼎沸

[00:02:18] 不知道出什么事儿

[00:02:21] 所以这王恩普晃着胖大的身躯离开桂坊到了门外

[00:02:28] 他往门外一看哟

[00:02:31] 这怎么回事儿

[00:02:33] 来了一队大兵

[00:02:36] 全副武装

[00:02:38] 手里的大枪上着刺刀

[00:02:41] 一里边盒子炮

[00:02:44] 背的全是金沟

[00:02:46] 嘎郎

[00:02:47] 差出20 响

[00:02:48] 大肚盒子枪

[00:02:51] 一个个好像凶神恶煞一般到这儿门前

[00:02:58] 就借了严了

[00:03:00] 断绝行人

[00:03:02] 这人呢

[00:03:03] 被撵得鸡飞狗跳墙

[00:03:05] 所以乱了一阵

[00:03:07] 不带说戒了严了

[00:03:09] 他抬头一看

[00:03:11] 从对面的街上开了六辆最高级D 小轿车

[00:03:18] 向飞牙刷

[00:03:19] 刷刷

[00:03:22] 全屏的门外

[00:03:24] 这第二辆车刚一停住

[00:03:28] 车门一开

[00:03:31] 那个订菜的

[00:03:33] 那个副官就是他眼里认为那个低级军官从车上下来

[00:03:39] 把后面车门儿打开

[00:03:45] 一哈要钻出一个人

[00:03:48] 这人往车门儿一站

[00:03:50] 看了看新丰楼

[00:03:53] 万安谱一看这人儿

[00:03:55] 个儿不高

[00:03:57] 小个儿不高

[00:03:58] 长得倍儿

[00:03:59] 精神腰板儿倍儿直

[00:04:03] 光头没戴个帽子

[00:04:05] 身上穿着礼服呢的长袍

[00:04:08] 墨本段的马褂上绣杭州16 景

[00:04:14] 戴着翡翠

[00:04:15] 大半只金表、表链、宝石地表坠

[00:04:21] 一看这人

[00:04:21] 俩眼倍儿亮

[00:04:23] 两腮往里插

[00:04:25] 尖下壳小黑胡

[00:04:29] 一瞅就不是一般具备

[00:04:33] 谁啊这是

[00:04:35] 再一看温良女

[00:04:39] 这小个子非是旁人

[00:04:42] 正是东北的胡帅

[00:04:44] 张作霖

[00:04:49] 张作霖

[00:04:50] 那还了得吗

[00:04:52] 可以说是妇孺尽知现在是东三省的巡阅

[00:04:58] 使奉天省长

[00:05:00] 奉天督军大权在握

[00:05:05] 二零年

[00:05:06] 张作霖率兵进了北京

[00:05:08] 跟曹锟、吴佩孚结成了联盟

[00:05:12] 把持着北洋政府

[00:05:15] 因为之间闹不和

[00:05:17] 勾心斗角

[00:05:19] 明争暗斗

[00:05:21] 最后闹翻了

[00:05:22] 兵戎相见在长辛店儿打得稀里哗啦

[00:05:28] 吴佩孚打了胜仗

[00:05:30] 张作霖打败了

[00:05:33] 那么过去呢

[00:05:34] 他也到过新丰楼吃过饭

[00:05:37] 王恩溥啊

[00:05:38] 不敢靠边儿

[00:05:40] 连边儿都沾不上

[00:05:42] 看那侧影儿

[00:05:44] 他看过一眼

[00:05:45] 今儿个一认认出来

[00:05:49] 我的妈呀

[00:05:51] 胡帅怎么来的

[00:05:53] 这位杀人都杀红了眼呢

[00:05:56] 可以说是杀人不眨眼

[00:05:59] 到了我的心房喽

[00:06:01] 我一点儿都没准备

[00:06:03] 我地娘

[00:06:06] 这回可遭了灭顶之灾

[00:06:10] 你看这王恩普胆儿小有东西胆大

[00:06:15] 他这尿还挺胆大

[00:06:17] 就觉得这裤子哗哗哗

[00:06:20] 庙里裤子

[00:06:23] 好悬

[00:06:23] 没爬的那种

[00:06:26] 张作霖打了败仗

[00:06:29] 心里不服气儿

[00:06:31] 妈了个巴子的

[00:06:34] 就凭我10万精兵180 多门巨炮

[00:06:39] 240 多平重机枪

[00:06:43] 我的凤军事装备精良

[00:06:46] 怎么搞的

[00:06:48] 怎么就败在山东D 穷秀才吴佩孚手里头

[00:06:54] 我不服啊

[00:06:57] 我非要报复不可

[00:06:59] 我还得东山再起

[00:07:02] 嗯

[00:07:05] 他现在是这个星球

[00:07:07] 想到这儿吃点饭吃

[00:07:10] 完了撤回奉天

[00:07:13] 然后想办法的报复

[00:07:15] 所以他今儿个心情是格外的不好

[00:07:18] 还得一下车不要紧

[00:07:20] 光谱傻眼了

[00:07:22] 尿了一裤子不敢上前

[00:07:24] 正这时候内姓刘的副官过来

[00:07:28] 哎

[00:07:30] 你不是姓汪

[00:07:31] 骂你不叫王恩婆妈是我

[00:07:35] 正是小人

[00:07:37] 我跟你打过招呼

[00:07:38] 你还记得吗

[00:07:39] 准备没有未来

[00:07:44] 只说外语

[00:07:46] 他没准备

[00:07:49] 刘副官就看出来啦

[00:07:52] 你没准备

[00:07:54] 张琳

[00:07:55] 张琳在后的平静

[00:07:57] 怎么回事啊

[00:07:59] 什么事儿

[00:08:00] 回大帅吗

[00:08:02] 这小子胆大包天

[00:08:04] 没准备吃喝什么

[00:08:08] 他妈活腻歪了

[00:08:10] 操

[00:08:12] 副官一听

[00:08:13] 把巴掌轮起来

[00:08:15] 你小子是脸啊

[00:08:18] 你胆敢不准备这些活

[00:08:20] 你们太活了

[00:08:23] 别活你了

[00:08:26] 你好

[00:08:26] 我的

[00:08:28] 一顿胖揍不汪汪就鸡脚

[00:08:32] 王恩普真傻眼

[00:08:35] 这坨就堆在那儿

[00:08:36] 动不了地方

[00:08:39] 张作霖吩咐一声来

[00:08:41] 来人

[00:08:43] 把这肥猪的耳朵给我拉起来

[00:08:46] 来人

[00:08:49] 我叫它长成什么字

[00:08:51] 把眼珠子给我抠出来

[00:08:53] 当泡踩

[00:08:55] 让他知道

[00:08:56] 知道小瞧人是什么滋味

[00:08:59] 然后把它的非猪头给我砍下来

[00:09:03] 拿锅蒸了

[00:09:05] 给弟兄们下酒吃

[00:09:08] 动手

[00:09:10] 把西蒙给我封了

[00:09:12] 刨除去掌勺的厨师之外

[00:09:16] 剩下的给我拉出来给我砍落

[00:09:21] 这可不是说大话

[00:09:23] 不像有的人啊

[00:09:25] 吹牛吹了半天没那么回事儿

[00:09:28] 张作霖说得出来

[00:09:30] 干得出来

[00:09:31] 那胡子出身

[00:09:33] 当然就宰活人

[00:09:36] 我的妈

[00:09:37] 他要说出这话来

[00:09:39] 这就是一场灾难

[00:09:42] 正这时候

[00:09:43] 有人撒脚如飞

[00:09:45] 跑到里头告诉栾蒲包了

[00:09:48] 卵泡儿一听就傻眼了

[00:09:51] 把大勺放起来

[00:09:53] 是啊

[00:09:53] 我看不清

[00:09:55] 她又转身到前边儿看这场面

[00:09:59] 再一看

[00:09:59] 老掌柜的那样儿

[00:10:01] 知道坏了

[00:10:03] 真把新房喽给砸了

[00:10:06] 对每个人都没有好处

[00:10:09] 掌柜的趴了架

[00:10:11] 那等于畈路断了

[00:10:14] 对谁也没有好处

[00:10:16] 栾蒲包

[00:10:17] 这人胆子就主意就正

[00:10:20] 一看大祸临头了

[00:10:22] 眼睛一转是计上心头啊

[00:10:25] 拉把凳子

[00:10:26] 凳子上桌子

[00:10:29] 就冲这个饭馆儿里头喊

[00:10:33] 各位

[00:10:35] 我说

[00:10:35] 各位听到

[00:10:38] 你们不都想见见张大帅吗啊

[00:10:43] 我让你们走

[00:10:44] 你们不走

[00:10:44] 都想开开眼

[00:10:46] 当今世界上头一个大英雄

[00:10:51] 大人物长得帅驾到了

[00:10:55] 各位

[00:10:56] 还不热烈鼓掌

[00:10:58] 欢迎鼓掌

[00:11:04] 谁不害怕

[00:11:07] 吃饭D 尿裤子

[00:11:10] 多倒霉

[00:11:11] 今儿跑着改善生活了

[00:11:12] 遇上这个魔王了

[00:11:15] 坐那儿都发傻

[00:11:18] 栾蒲包一提醒

[00:11:20] 还众人评

[00:11:20] 是溜须没有错

[00:11:23] 全都站起来

[00:11:27] 欢迎张大帅

[00:11:29] 与此同时

[00:11:30] 还有那胆儿大的喊上他

[00:11:33] 欢迎张大帅

[00:11:36] 张大帅

[00:11:37] 万寿无疆

[00:11:39] 欢迎凤君

[00:11:42] 凤君万岁

[00:11:44] 长得帅万岁万万岁

[00:11:50] 嗯

[00:11:51] 你这玩意儿这出戏演的张作霖本来那气儿挺大

[00:11:56] 一看这么多人欢呼万岁

[00:12:01] 他的心里的平衡

[00:12:02] 嗯

[00:12:04] 妈了个巴子的

[00:12:07] 是真的是假的

[00:12:08] 跟我演戏啊

[00:12:10] 我都打了败仗

[00:12:11] 还欢迎我

[00:12:14] 我什么他妈万寿无疆

[00:12:16] 但又一想

[00:12:18] 这世间就是演习

[00:12:20] 管真的假的你

[00:12:22] 你喊我的名儿了吧

[00:12:24] 你得给我鼓掌吧

[00:12:25] 嗯

[00:12:26] 干脆顺坡下驴

[00:12:30] 见好就收

[00:12:32] 你别看张梓琳说的挺狠

[00:12:35] 有一线之路

[00:12:36] 他也不愿意杀人

[00:12:38] 本来这人心都背叛

[00:12:41] 无缘无故把饭馆儿的人都杀了

[00:12:44] 传出去好说不好听

[00:12:47] 不是那个权利

[00:12:49] 也不是做不到名声

[00:12:51] U ran 想到这儿

[00:12:54] 他满脸杀气

[00:12:56] 这才没了

[00:12:58] 嗯

[00:13:00] 行行行

[00:13:03] 我说那领头那小子谁啊

[00:13:05] 过来过来过来

[00:13:07] 龙泊湾站桌上正白活呢

[00:13:10] 有人过来

[00:13:11] 那谁叫你过去了

[00:13:13] 不过去也不行啊

[00:13:16] 栾蒲包也害怕呀

[00:13:19] 在那桌上站着喊的时候腿肚子都都转经轮

[00:13:24] 波波心里说话我都不怕

[00:13:27] 你怕什么你哆嗦什么嗯

[00:13:30] 你再不听话

[00:13:31] 再哆嗦

[00:13:31] 冬天不给你做棉裤

[00:13:34] 他也不知道说点什么好

[00:13:37] 现在一说叫他过去

[00:13:39] 不赶不过去

[00:13:40] 栾波包从桌上下来

[00:13:42] 炸着胆子来到张作霖近前

[00:13:47] 参见大帅参见大元帅

[00:13:51] 且落

[00:13:54] 你小子叫什么名字哦

[00:13:56] 栾蒲包

[00:13:58] 栾蒲包

[00:13:59] 哈哈哈

[00:14:02] 我你这铺包里装的什么货呀

[00:14:05] 怎么的

[00:14:07] 连本帅也给装进去了a

[00:14:10] 你小子挺会弄景儿

[00:14:13] 大帅你老人家可开的进口

[00:14:17] 我们新丰楼

[00:14:18] 小小的饭庄

[00:14:20] 欢迎您的光临

[00:14:23] 您来了

[00:14:23] 往我们脸上贴金了

[00:14:26] 您来了给我们赏了饭了

[00:14:29] 大帅里边请里边请好

[00:14:34] 冲你这么说

[00:14:36] 我就在这坐一会儿啊

[00:14:40] 晃着肩膀往里走

[00:14:43] 栾蒲包赶紧把汪恩普浮起来

[00:14:49] 王普这才起来

[00:14:50] 我这

[00:14:53] 岗位的

[00:14:54] 您裤子怎么尿了

[00:14:58] 快换裤子去

[00:15:01] 没那工夫换它

[00:15:03] 没有

[00:15:03] 你赶紧陪着大帅进您的贵伐

[00:15:07] 把他安抚住了

[00:15:09] 我倒出手来

[00:15:10] 好去安排

[00:15:13] 富婆儿啊

[00:15:14] 全交给你啦

[00:15:16] 大帅里边请里边请

[00:15:19] 刚才王恩普也发懵

[00:15:22] 让这定跟脚嘴巴子

[00:15:23] 嗨蒙

[00:15:25] A

[00:15:25] 什么词儿都没了

[00:15:27] 现在这一环节

[00:15:29] A 他又犯了聪明劲儿

[00:15:32] 也有了主意了

[00:15:33] 但是

[00:15:33] 哎呀

[00:15:35] 早都给您准备好了

[00:15:38] 没想到您真来了

[00:15:40] 大师先到我那屋吧

[00:15:42] 您先歇歇

[00:15:42] 腿儿喝点水

[00:15:44] 晕晕嗓子

[00:15:45] 另外实不相瞒

[00:15:47] 我给大帅准备了一件小小的礼品

[00:15:52] 拿不出手去

[00:15:54] 希望大帅赏脸笑那a

[00:15:57] 您知道是什么

[00:15:59] 一方多呀

[00:16:01] 价值连城啊

[00:16:03] 我不怕你笑话

[00:16:05] 我花1万大洋买来的

[00:16:08] 你听这位多能说瞎话

[00:16:10] 涨十倍去

[00:16:12] 这

[00:16:12] 这

[00:16:13] 这可是国宝

[00:16:14] 据说

[00:16:15] 想当初宋徽宗使用过以后

[00:16:19] 宋徽宗啊

[00:16:21] 又闪个精忠大帅岳飞

[00:16:24] 后来就失传了

[00:16:26] 到了后来也不怎么传到明太祖

[00:16:29] 朱元璋手上

[00:16:31] A

[00:16:31] 朱元璋又赏给心爱的大将徐达

[00:16:36] 后来又胡大海常遇春都使用过以后又失传了

[00:16:42] 传来传去传到慈禧老佛爷手上

[00:16:46] 现在清朝垮台了

[00:16:49] 传到货摊上去

[00:16:50] 到了古董店

[00:16:52] 我一看这是好东西

[00:16:54] 我就买下来了

[00:16:55] 我就准备孝敬大帅大帅

[00:16:58] 请

[00:16:58] 请请

[00:17:00] 你听他多能白活嗯

[00:17:03] 张梓琳等到了桂坊往那一坐

[00:17:06] 哼

[00:17:07] 茶水沏上了

[00:17:10] 正这时候

[00:17:11] 王恩普不敢说话不算数

[00:17:13] 本来给曹锟准备的礼物

[00:17:15] 这回拿出来大帅过目

[00:17:19] 打开我看看

[00:17:22] 这不他妈就是烟台哪儿值钱呢

[00:17:25] 就一块石头

[00:17:27] 是是是

[00:17:28] 石头跟石头他不一样啊

[00:17:31] 大人你要喜欢的话你就收去吧

[00:17:34] Lan ran

[00:17:36] 收下

[00:17:37] 能不收吗

[00:17:39] 一句话

[00:17:40] 礼物收下

[00:17:42] 这屋里的咱不说

[00:17:44] 单说栾蒲包出来

[00:17:46] 一早傻眼了

[00:17:48] 刚才这一闹事儿杀人的魔王来了

[00:17:51] 把厨师傅都吓跑了

[00:17:54] 下了个鸡飞狗跳墙

[00:17:56] 火线也溜了

[00:17:58] 软包包一看这怎么办呢

[00:18:01] 把吃饭的人全打发走了

[00:18:03] 各位快走吧

[00:18:05] 等着挨打呀

[00:18:07] 吃饭的人轰跑进

[00:18:10] 他们开始着手还剩几个人

[00:18:12] 这就收拾房间

[00:18:14] 把最高级的雅座儿都收拾干净了

[00:18:17] 栾蒲包要亲自款待

[00:18:21] 张作霖