《龙虎风云会第214回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 书接前文

[00:00:03] 小剑魔白老白一子劈死五阴剑客

[00:00:08] 庄子琴

[00:00:09] 真是大快人心

[00:00:13] 当这时候再说

[00:00:16] 来了一个主

[00:00:18] 看上去遭了何乐不起晚

[00:00:22] 穿着打扮也一般

[00:00:25] 可以说

[00:00:26] 这人呢

[00:00:26] 比难看的墙布多少系泊大脑壳

[00:00:31] 酷似仿佛安

[00:00:35] 他这人还挺稳的

[00:00:37] 他提出来了

[00:00:39] 晚上D 宝剑丢没丢

[00:00:43] 你怎么找着的

[00:00:45] 是不是我给送回去的a 杯子

[00:00:48] 难道我

[00:00:50] 不够资格跟你比五吗

[00:00:54] 一句话

[00:00:54] 不要紧

[00:00:56] 白一子的脸腾就红了

[00:01:00] 什么原因咱前面诉说了

[00:01:03] 白一子等于栽了个软跟投

[00:01:07] 那玩意能接受得了吗

[00:01:09] 他也骄傲的不得了

[00:01:12] 心说

[00:01:12] 好小子

[00:01:13] 闹了半天就是你干的

[00:01:16] 我正找不着你

[00:01:18] 你主动登台

[00:01:20] 该着我出气呀

[00:01:23] 白一子刚想说话

[00:01:25] 防栓在旁边

[00:01:27] 老方说话

[00:01:29] 嗯嗯嗯嗯

[00:01:33] 我们这才闹清楚

[00:01:35] 闹了半天贼在这儿呢

[00:01:38] 真是不打自招啊a

[00:01:42] 我说

[00:01:42] 朋友

[00:01:43] 倒个班儿吧

[00:01:45] 哪个门店哪个户的

[00:01:48] 家住哪里

[00:01:50] 姓字名谁

[00:01:52] 当然

[00:01:53] 这么多人说一说吧

[00:01:56] 哈哈哈哈

[00:01:59] 说不说一样

[00:02:01] 我乃无名少姓之辈

[00:02:05] 我不愿意报出我的名

[00:02:07] 报出来你们也不知道

[00:02:10] 问这干嘛呀

[00:02:12] 咱比的是5 e

[00:02:14] 动的是真格的

[00:02:17] 不用耍嘴皮子试试吗

[00:02:21] 看来你是个无名的鼠辈

[00:02:25] 你不敢抱成明星

[00:02:28] 我说句不好听的话

[00:02:29] 你简直是爹多娘少的货呀

[00:02:34] 你充其量是个小毛贼

[00:02:37] 劳动来狗洞去啊

[00:02:40] 昨天晚上跑我们南牌楼镇折腾去了

[00:02:44] 把小建模D 宝剑给偷走了

[00:02:47] 那算个什么呢

[00:02:50] 我也会

[00:02:52] 啊

[00:02:52] 趁着屋里没人

[00:02:54] 你又给送回去了

[00:02:56] 哎呀

[00:02:57] 雕虫小技

[00:02:59] 不值一提呀

[00:03:01] 只是我问你一件事儿

[00:03:04] 我干姥给你放了点血呗

[00:03:07] 哎

[00:03:08] 给你扎的什么部位呢

[00:03:11] 你敢说吗

[00:03:14] 你是什么人

[00:03:16] 连我都不认得

[00:03:17] 好吗

[00:03:19] 我在西博大头鬼

[00:03:21] 天下第一的剑客房书安

[00:03:26] 一句话啊

[00:03:31] 比了

[00:03:32] 开锅了

[00:03:33] 开封府的侠剑客

[00:03:35] 老少英雄乐得直不起腰呢

[00:03:39] 听说房山这脸皮真够厚的

[00:03:43] 不管什么场合啊

[00:03:45] 逮着就说

[00:03:47] 哎呀

[00:03:47] 大伙儿也司空见惯

[00:03:49] 也不以为然了

[00:03:51] 单说方川

[00:03:52] 说完这话

[00:03:53] 脸不红不白的

[00:03:55] 就跟真的差不多少

[00:03:57] 那个主一听

[00:03:58] 也乐得直不起腰来了

[00:04:04] 哎呀

[00:04:06] 我说你真不知道天下还有羞耻二字

[00:04:10] 你的脸皮有多厚

[00:04:13] 比我的脚后跟恐怕还后怕

[00:04:16] 你简直太不害臊了

[00:04:20] 说什么我不害臊

[00:04:22] 比我不害臊的人多的是

[00:04:26] a 把这篇掀过去

[00:04:28] 你说这帐怎么算呢

[00:04:31] 怎么算

[00:04:32] 我要去量

[00:04:35] 徐良的歌给我放了血了

[00:04:38] 明人不做暗事

[00:04:40] Ka

[00:04:41] 说着话

[00:04:42] 他把衣服解开了

[00:04:44] 用手往肩头上运止

[00:04:47] 房书安和小建模看得清楚

[00:04:50] 闹了半天

[00:04:51] 这肩膀子拿药乎着呢

[00:04:54] 徐良的一标正好打在肩头上

[00:04:58] 但是擦边

[00:05:00] 没把的时代

[00:05:02] 就擦边儿也受不了

[00:05:04] 弄了个口子

[00:05:05] 故此她上了钥匙

[00:05:08] 这煮着火也上来了

[00:05:11] 徐良

[00:05:11] 什么东西

[00:05:13] 不就是会扔零碎儿吗a

[00:05:16] 我刚出世

[00:05:18] 我就挂了彩了

[00:05:20] 实在叫人心不甘

[00:05:22] 我今儿个找老君来算账

[00:05:25] 顺便给小剑魔白老提个醒

[00:05:29] 大丈夫敢作敢为闹南

[00:05:32] 牌楼镇就是我

[00:05:34] 我小电摩你服不

[00:05:37] 不如咱俩比划比划

[00:05:39] 我当场叫你出丑

[00:05:42] 你信不

[00:05:43] 别以为你们了不起什么上三门的

[00:05:47] 开封府的

[00:05:49] 明白

[00:05:50] 哪个都是侠剑客

[00:05:52] 这个那个

[00:05:52] 张三李四木头溜瘸驴破磨

[00:05:56] 我呀

[00:05:57] 没拿你们当回事儿

[00:05:59] 我可跟你们说清楚了

[00:06:01] 我也不是偏袒着金灯剑客夏随点儿

[00:06:05] 我跟你们两方都没有关系

[00:06:08] 我就是谁不服我打谁

[00:06:12] 你信不

[00:06:13] 哎呀

[00:06:16] 今天不要脸的人大聚会啊

[00:06:19] 你说我脸皮厚

[00:06:21] 我拿你的脸皮比我还好

[00:06:25] 我的小祖宗

[00:06:27] 咱没工夫跟他晦气

[00:06:29] 应该歇着还是下级歇着

[00:06:34] 小建模什么身份

[00:06:36] 一看就是个狂徒

[00:06:39] 不愿意跟他置气

[00:06:41] 仿佛安这一劝

[00:06:43] 小建模就点了头了

[00:06:45] 转身跳下圣人台

[00:06:48] 方砖跟着从梯子上也下来了

[00:06:52] 二位回归原作

[00:06:55] 哎哟

[00:06:55] 这不可不敢了哎

[00:06:57] 怎么啦

[00:06:59] 早落

[00:07:00] 溜啦

[00:07:02] 把我给蹲在这儿了

[00:07:04] 嘿嘿

[00:07:06] 我说你是怕了我了还是怎么的啊

[00:07:11] 我的徐良来呢

[00:07:13] 三侠五义的人来没来

[00:07:15] 有种的

[00:07:16] 上来一个爷爷陪着你走几趟好不好

[00:07:21] 啊a

[00:07:23] 有没有

[00:07:25] 公然就好

[00:07:27] 底下的人简直气不过

[00:07:31] 正在这时

[00:07:33] 天聋地哑二位禅师站起来

[00:07:38] 跟蒋平说

[00:07:39] 四大爷

[00:07:40] 我们登台去看看

[00:07:42] 好吧

[00:07:43] 二位费心说话之间

[00:07:46] 天聋地哑

[00:07:48] 二位仙师欠身离座

[00:07:51] 登上圣人台

[00:07:54] 金灯剑客夏随

[00:07:56] 良心里高兴行

[00:07:59] 我也不认得这人儿

[00:08:00] 是谁他说了也不是我们这头儿的

[00:08:03] 也不是开封府的

[00:08:05] 这才好呢

[00:08:07] 借助中间力量

[00:08:09] 让你们狗咬狗

[00:08:12] 到时候我们缓过乏来

[00:08:16] 该怎么做再怎么做

[00:08:18] 她抱着肩膀在这看着

[00:08:21] 单说天龙仙师座山雕赵普投一个登上台了

[00:08:29] 来

[00:08:29] 在这个主面前

[00:08:31] Da 未训诵法号无量天尊

[00:08:37] 施主尊姓大名啊

[00:08:40] 哎

[00:08:41] 我说你们这帮人怎么这么贫气

[00:08:44] 我说了

[00:08:46] 报名不报名都一样

[00:08:49] 报出名来又能怎么地啊

[00:08:52] 我是专打活人呐

[00:08:54] 问你哪位

[00:08:56] 嗯

[00:08:57] 我奶小孤峰

[00:09:00] 天聋地哑

[00:09:02] 我在天龙仙师座山雕

[00:09:06] 赵普是也

[00:09:09] 赵普

[00:09:11] 没听说过

[00:09:13] 野鸡没名

[00:09:15] 草鞋没号

[00:09:17] 我赵普你来挨揍来了

[00:09:20] 你P 小电摩挨揍对不对

[00:09:23] 胡说

[00:09:25] 胆大的狂徒

[00:09:27] 敬酒不吃敢吃罚酒啊

[00:09:30] 好

[00:09:31] 来来来

[00:09:32] 我就教训教训

[00:09:35] 天龙仙师

[00:09:36] 那也不是一般的人呢

[00:09:39] 晃身躯过得局长便砸

[00:09:42] 跟这个人斗在一处

[00:09:45] 不伸手便把这一伸手

[00:09:48] 座山雕

[00:09:49] 赵普大吃一惊

[00:09:53] 你瞅

[00:09:53] 地主都神了

[00:09:56] 你把这一张出去就没了

[00:09:58] 回头一看

[00:09:59] 在身后

[00:10:00] 你转身刚一长

[00:10:02] Xx 1 转身又跑你后面

[00:10:04] 深

[00:10:05] 跟鬼影子相似

[00:10:08] 书中代言这一招叫鬼影服刑

[00:10:11] 又叫贴身ke

[00:10:13] 抓抓总在你身后

[00:10:16] 你这玩意打起来别扭不别扭

[00:10:19] 三晃两晃座山雕

[00:10:22] 赵普一个没留神

[00:10:24] One 的叫人逮住

[00:10:27] 这个主喊了一声

[00:10:28] 倒也对不起你媳妇儿欺负你

[00:10:37] 把照到也从台上就争取去

[00:10:41] 两丈多高的台子

[00:10:44] 内地上都是山石啊呢

[00:10:47] 山上还有个好呢

[00:10:50] 赵朴叙一番歌

[00:10:52] 两耳生风

[00:10:55] 幸好地哑仙师弼马温为百宝来到

[00:11:01] 伸手把歌给接住了

[00:11:05] 大哥怎么样

[00:11:06] 哎呀哎呀

[00:11:08] 吓死我了

[00:11:10] 吓死我了

[00:11:12] 师弟啊

[00:11:14] 休要当先是之

[00:11:16] 这个东西深

[00:11:18] 快如鬼魂

[00:11:20] 出手如电闪啊

[00:11:22] 我我都不知道怎么回事儿

[00:11:25] 就把我抛起来了

[00:11:27] 哎

[00:11:28] 您是轻敌了

[00:11:30] 部经理

[00:11:31] 他算个鸡儿

[00:11:33] 回坐那歇着

[00:11:35] 把它交给我啦

[00:11:38] B 、哑仙师弼马温胃袋

[00:11:40] 饱急性子嗷嗷直叫

[00:11:44] 飞身登上圣人台

[00:11:47] 跟着人见着面

[00:11:49] 一张嘴就难听

[00:11:51] 烤个猴仔子

[00:11:53] 你从哪个耗子洞跳出来a

[00:11:57] 无名的鼠辈

[00:11:59] 今天老爷爷教训教训你接壤

[00:12:06] 这人一听

[00:12:07] 把脸沉下来

[00:12:08] 啊

[00:12:10] 管理挺大的年纪

[00:12:13] 一点儿道德涵养都没有啊

[00:12:16] 哎

[00:12:16] 你说的什么话

[00:12:18] 我可告诉你

[00:12:19] 要讲就骂人

[00:12:21] 我捏着半拉嘴比你都强

[00:12:24] 看你一把年纪了

[00:12:26] 于心不忍

[00:12:29] 好吧

[00:12:30] 今儿吧

[00:12:30] 咱比划比划

[00:12:32] 我叫你知道知道我的厉害

[00:12:35] 吗妹妹

[00:12:36] 少说废话

[00:12:38] 啪啪啪哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

[00:12:42] 不到20 回合

[00:12:45] 这种那个鬼影服刑躲到未来宝身后

[00:12:49] 伸手把腰带都抓住了

[00:12:52] 你瞎你追我

[00:12:58] 扔下圣人台

[00:13:01] 要没人接着就得摔死

[00:13:04] 赤须子

[00:13:05] 冰镇冰牢

[00:13:06] 剑客挨着边儿上

[00:13:09] 老天可赶紧飞身而出

[00:13:11] 伸双手接住味道

[00:13:14] 夜把为白毛给接住了

[00:13:17] 为老爷

[00:13:19] 等双脚沾了地

[00:13:21] 张着大嘴喘不上气

[00:13:26] 哎呦

[00:13:28] 捡了条命啊

[00:13:30] 多谢丁老剑客

[00:13:33] 不然我命休矣

[00:13:35] 都是自家人

[00:13:37] 何必客气啊

[00:13:39] 魏大爷

[00:13:40] 休息休息吧

[00:13:44] 未来宝干嘛呢

[00:13:46] 不服啊

[00:13:47] 不服也不行

[00:13:49] 行家伸伸手

[00:13:50] 便知有没有

[00:13:52] 我这人是谁怎么这么厉害

[00:13:56] 看来

[00:13:56] 能人背后有能人

[00:13:58] 好汉背后怀有好汉

[00:14:01] 你一点儿都不假

[00:14:04] 这一伸手不要紧

[00:14:06] 俺做的人都被惊动了

[00:14:10] 人们心里一番格

[00:14:13] 我我她谁啊

[00:14:15] 哪个门户

[00:14:17] 大家怎么讲咱不说

[00:14:20] 单说防暑案

[00:14:22] 房书安

[00:14:23] 刚才没注意

[00:14:25] 这阵儿坐在座上

[00:14:26] 静静的想了想

[00:14:29] 先说

[00:14:32] 我怎么瞅这人眼熟啊

[00:14:35] 在哪见过呢

[00:14:38] 他的脑子就过弱呀

[00:14:41] 一宗宗

[00:14:42] 一件件

[00:14:43] 一幕幕

[00:14:44] 没有

[00:14:46] 没见过

[00:14:48] 不对呀

[00:14:50] 我的a

[00:14:51] 我忽然又想起来了

[00:14:54] 他说

[00:14:54] 我干

[00:14:55] 姥儿拿标本的肩头给拔了

[00:14:59] 他那肩头上呼着药包着呢

[00:15:02] 但是他一脱衣服的时候

[00:15:04] 我突然发现他的前胸

[00:15:08] 有三颗黑痣

[00:15:11] 都好像呢

[00:15:12] 黄豆粒儿那么大

[00:15:14] 并排儿长着

[00:15:15] 哪颗黑痣上还有几根黑毛

[00:15:20] 怎么这么眼熟

[00:15:22] 莫非是他

[00:15:26] 不可能啊

[00:15:28] 不可能啊

[00:15:29] 怎么能是他呢

[00:15:31] 他早死了谁呢

[00:15:35] 怎么这么相像呢

[00:15:38] 这房说哎

[00:15:39] 一句话也不说

[00:15:41] 小眼瞪着

[00:15:42] 盯着台上这个人

[00:15:44] 给他消灭

[00:15:46] 脑子里头尽量回

[00:15:49] 我们在什么地方曾经见过面

[00:15:53] Ie 下老方不如

[00:15:55] 但是说台上的人

[00:15:57] 没费吹灰之力连胜两阵

[00:16:02] 他来了

[00:16:03] 高兴的地儿了

[00:16:07] 各位父老乡亲们

[00:16:11] 各位武林通达

[00:16:14] 大家知道我是谁吗

[00:16:17] 我呀

[00:16:18] 是个无名D 小贝

[00:16:21] 实不相瞒

[00:16:23] 我刚出世

[00:16:25] 什么叫刚出世呢

[00:16:27] 就刚离开我老师啊

[00:16:30] 头一次来到连云山头一次参加武林盛会

[00:16:38] 说起来

[00:16:39] 我算有福份

[00:16:41] 我都打听了

[00:16:43] 五年一小会

[00:16:45] 十年一大会

[00:16:47] 让我赶上这个大会

[00:16:50] 嗯

[00:16:51] 我能见到这么多这么多的高人

[00:16:55] 我死了

[00:16:55] 也就心满意足了

[00:16:58] 不过呢

[00:17:00] 有点遗憾

[00:17:02] 遗憾的是什么呢

[00:17:04] 高人是不少

[00:17:07] 但都是高人之中的饭桶

[00:17:11] Na

[00:17:12] 刚才你二妹说吧

[00:17:14] 我想想叫什么名字哦

[00:17:16] 哦

[00:17:16] 对了

[00:17:17] 小孤峰第二老

[00:17:21] 天龙仙师座山雕赵普

[00:17:26] 碧雅仙师

[00:17:27] 弼马温喂白宝对吧

[00:17:31] 我我没说错吧

[00:17:34] 可能这两个人有两下子

[00:17:37] 也比较有名气

[00:17:39] 不也能登上圣人台吗

[00:17:42] 结果一交手

[00:17:44] 我一看呢

[00:17:45] 平常稀松二五眼

[00:17:48] 不咋地

[00:17:50] 我纳闷

[00:17:52] 这个剑客怎么当的

[00:17:54] 谁承认

[00:17:57] 这个简直糊弄老百姓哎

[00:18:01] 哎呀

[00:18:02] 真叫我大失所望

[00:18:05] 可能不完全这样

[00:18:09] 也许真有能耐

[00:18:11] 我说啊

[00:18:12] 哪位少女

[00:18:14] 哪位捧场

[00:18:16] 我原来想跟小建模伸手

[00:18:20] 结果小建模

[00:18:22] 不敢跟我交手

[00:18:23] 溜了

[00:18:25] 大伙儿亲眼目睹

[00:18:27] 是不是啊

[00:18:28] 既然他不敢交手

[00:18:30] 我也就不必勉强了

[00:18:33] 我找个胆大的

[00:18:35] 谁敢过来跟我交手

[00:18:38] 有没有

[00:18:40] 哪怕这个狂劲儿就甭给你了

[00:18:43] 大言不惭

[00:18:46] 说出这话来

[00:18:47] 实在叫人听不下去

[00:18:50] 开封府老少英雄上百位

[00:18:54] 那脾气秉性都不一样

[00:18:56] 大部分听不进去

[00:18:59] 正在这时

[00:19:00] 就听台下嗷嗷嗷的一声

[00:19:03] 有人飞身登上圣人台

[00:19:08] 谁呀

[00:19:09] 飞天魔女龙云风

[00:19:14] 卢老见可能接受这个

[00:19:17] 都气炸肺了

[00:19:19] 龙云凤梨登台

[00:19:22] 把台上那位还吓了一跳呀

[00:19:25] 我

[00:19:26] 你是人啊

[00:19:27] 你是鬼

[00:19:28] 放狗臭屁

[00:19:31] 你们家的鬼长得这么好看呢

[00:19:34] 你仔细看看

[00:19:35] 你老奶奶我是谁啊

[00:19:39] 还是个女的啊啊

[00:19:43] 那您是哪位

[00:19:45] 飞天魔女龙云凤

[00:19:49] 龙云帆

[00:19:52] 哦

[00:19:52] 我想想啊想起来

[00:19:55] 对对对

[00:19:57] 你是魔山派的吧

[00:20:00] 对吧

[00:20:01] 您是有个师兄啊

[00:20:03] 还是师弟我记不清了

[00:20:05] 叫九天玄狐下巴工对吧

[00:20:09] 您的授业老恩师就是磨山斗母宫的魔山老母下玉莲

[00:20:18] 对吗

[00:20:20] 哎呦

[00:20:21] 猴仔子

[00:20:22] 你怎么知道的

[00:20:23] 哎

[00:20:24] 我崩溃了

[00:20:25] 我不知道

[00:20:27] 我听我老师跟我介绍的

[00:20:30] 您落有名气

[00:20:33] 您跟刚才那两位不同

[00:20:35] 内两位我没听说过

[00:20:38] 要提起你飞天魔女了

[00:20:41] 倒是小有名气

[00:20:43] 我说老太太

[00:20:46] 你还想找个栽跟头吗

[00:20:49] 你还想跟我过过招吗

[00:20:51] 猴仔子

[00:20:52] 我摘你的牙

[00:20:54] 我叫你知道知道摩山派的厉害着

[00:21:01] 哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

[00:21:03] 龙源壮士频频发动进攻

[00:21:07] 使用的是磨扇涨翻天36 路

[00:21:12] 那个江山与众不同

[00:21:14] 卢云凤什么深脾气也暴躁

[00:21:19] 呢

[00:21:19] 双掌如海

[00:21:21] 波浪相似

[00:21:23] 娃娃都太小了

[00:21:26] 但是站不到台上这人

[00:21:30] 你看这主儿

[00:21:31] 吻吻当当左躲右闪

[00:21:35] 开始了

[00:21:35] 没还招

[00:21:37] 定睛瞅着龙云凤的招法

[00:21:40] 心里想拔了

[00:21:43] 龙云凤就是龙云

[00:21:45] 凤魔山派就是厉害

[00:21:49] 今天我能跟龙云凤姐姐招的

[00:21:52] 遗憾我没白来

[00:21:54] 这老太太可不含糊

[00:21:57] 我还得留点神

[00:21:59] 不留神给我嗨上就够呛

[00:22:04] 正好这么个紧要的关头

[00:22:06] 龙云凤出手不变

[00:22:08] 8 .1 长

[00:22:10] 奔他的新闻

[00:22:12] 这个如上步闪身啊

[00:22:15] 八一深乳

[00:22:16] 把龙云凤的手腕子给标注了

[00:22:20] 往怀里的一代

[00:22:22] 老太太

[00:22:23] 对不起你太的了

[00:22:27] 结果连转了三次

[00:22:29] 没拽动

[00:22:30] 掰掰掰

[00:22:33] 卢云芳能听他的吗

[00:22:36] 左右手EDAA

[00:22:40] 把这组的腕子给扣住了

[00:22:43] 这组一看不好

[00:22:44] 把衔着那只手也扣在上头了

[00:22:46] 也就是说四只手扣在一处

[00:22:52] 双方就较上劲儿了

[00:22:54] 嗨嗨嗨

[00:22:57] 你轮我我

[00:22:59] 伦理跟走马灯相似

[00:23:06] 就那个主使了吃奶的劲没把龙云凤甩出去

[00:23:12] 龙云凤也反足了力量

[00:23:15] 没把他甩出去

[00:23:18] 正在这紧要的关头

[00:23:20] 仿佛突然想起来了

[00:23:21] 哎呦

[00:23:24] 我想起来了

[00:23:25] 莫非是他