《水浒0061》歌词

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[00:00:00] 王婆子向西门庆讲述时风光

[00:00:08] 您说这老家伙坏道儿有多多

[00:00:13] 难为他怎么想来的

[00:00:18] 他说如果你来了

[00:00:23] 就夸潘金莲的手艺好

[00:00:28] 他要不跟你搭个话儿

[00:00:31] 不做正面交谈

[00:00:34] 完了

[00:00:36] 唉

[00:00:36] 倘若他能搭个话儿

[00:00:39] 你们俩有来言去语

[00:00:43] 这就叫五风光

[00:00:47] 该吃饭的时候

[00:00:49] 大爷你多掏点儿钱

[00:00:52] 你说咱们在一起吃顿饭

[00:00:55] 我老婆子去买

[00:00:57] 如果潘金莲执意要走

[00:01:00] 不跟咱们同席

[00:01:03] 完了

[00:01:05] 唉

[00:01:05] 他要说嘴说走

[00:01:08] 没动弹

[00:01:10] 果然跟咱们在一起吃饭了

[00:01:13] 六风光

[00:01:16] 在席前

[00:01:18] 你要给他敬酒

[00:01:20] 他要不喝

[00:01:21] 完了他要喝

[00:01:24] 戚风光

[00:01:28] 到了时候

[00:01:29] 我一看时机差不多了

[00:01:32] 我说酒菜不够了

[00:01:34] 我再买点儿去

[00:01:36] 您再给我拿俩钱儿

[00:01:38] 我一走

[00:01:39] 他也非要走不可

[00:01:42] 完了他要干说走不动地方

[00:01:46] 八方光

[00:01:49] 我走之后

[00:01:50] 把门倒带着

[00:01:52] 你呀

[00:01:53] 假装用袖子或者不注意把筷子拨楞到地上

[00:01:58] 你以捡筷子为名

[00:02:01] 哈下腰去摸他的脚

[00:02:05] 他要翻脸

[00:02:07] 完了

[00:02:08] 要不翻脸

[00:02:09] 九成光

[00:02:12] 那剩下那一成

[00:02:14] 我就甭教给您了

[00:02:16] 您还不会吗

[00:02:18] 唉

[00:02:18] 这不就是十风光吗

[00:02:21] 啊 啊

[00:02:24] 唉呀 干娘啊

[00:02:26] 我太服您了

[00:02:29] 您这一说

[00:02:30] 我是茅塞顿开

[00:02:33] 受益匪浅哪

[00:02:36] 嗯 感谢感谢

[00:02:39] 要照您这么说

[00:02:40] 这有十乘十的把握了

[00:02:43] 王婆儿一拨楞脑袋

[00:02:44] 也不尽然

[00:02:46] 唉

[00:02:46] 意外的事情总是会发现的

[00:02:51] 这么估计着

[00:02:52] 不至于发生什么意外

[00:02:55] 但愿一切顺利

[00:02:57] 老天爷保佑着咱们事事看老干娘

[00:03:03] 什么时候着手看

[00:03:06] 你得先给我买寿衣的布料啊

[00:03:09] 越贵越好

[00:03:11] 唉唉唉

[00:03:12] 我现在就买去

[00:03:14] 咱没说吗

[00:03:15] 西门庆在这方面儿可舍得花钱了

[00:03:19] 到了绸缎庄

[00:03:21] 什么好扯什么

[00:03:23] 给王婆子买了一批绸子

[00:03:26] 一批缎子

[00:03:28] 一批丝锦

[00:03:30] 都是挺名贵的花了五六十两啊

[00:03:35] 乐呵呵的给抱到茶馆儿交给王婆儿

[00:03:40] 王婆儿说

[00:03:41] 行了行了

[00:03:43] 嗯

[00:03:43] 你兜儿里还有零钱吗

[00:03:45] 有有有

[00:03:46] 要多少

[00:03:48] 再给留个十两二两两的

[00:03:51] 万一有意

[00:03:51] 意外花花呢

[00:03:52] 啊

[00:03:53] 呃

[00:03:54] 把钱留下之后你走

[00:03:56] 你明天晚上到这儿来听信儿

[00:04:01] 行了

[00:04:02] 西门庆又给留了三十两银子

[00:04:04] 乐呵呵走了

[00:04:06] 这王婆子高高兴兴睡觉了

[00:04:09] 到了第二天

[00:04:10] 她早早的起来盯着一看

[00:04:14] 武大郎开开门儿挑着炊饼挑走了

[00:04:20] 他心中高兴

[00:04:21] 知道就剩潘金莲了

[00:04:24] 又等了一会儿

[00:04:26] 对着镜子把头梳了梳

[00:04:28] 夹着这三匹好东西去叫潘金莲的门

[00:04:35] 潘金莲他们家很少很少有人来串门儿

[00:04:41] 一听砸门

[00:04:42] 赶紧把门开开了一瞅

[00:04:45] 是隔壁的王妈妈

[00:04:49] 潘金莲跟他还比较熟悉

[00:04:52] 不然的话请武松吃饭能把他请来给掌勺吗

[00:04:58] 邻居嘛

[00:04:59] 互相都得帮助

[00:05:01] 互相借用

[00:05:03] 因此非常热情的把他请到楼上

[00:05:07] 王婆子进屋之后东瞅瞅西看看

[00:05:10] 呀哟

[00:05:10] 大娘子啊

[00:05:12] 你看你这屋收拾得多干净

[00:05:14] 连个草刺儿都没有

[00:05:16] 真是个利索人儿啊

[00:05:19] 潘金莲也客气了几句

[00:05:22] 然后王婆子说

[00:05:24] 唉呀

[00:05:25] 大娘子啊

[00:05:26] 你说这年月

[00:05:27] 办点儿什么事儿有多难呢

[00:05:30] 嗯

[00:05:30] 拿我老婆子来说吧

[00:05:33] 光身一个人哪

[00:05:34] 处处碰壁

[00:05:36] 苦不堪言哪

[00:05:39] 切不说料理家里这些事儿

[00:05:42] 在外边办点儿事儿

[00:05:45] 谁理你

[00:05:46] 哟

[00:05:48] 干娘您指什么说的

[00:05:51] 唉 甭说别的

[00:05:53] 我六十多奔七十的人了

[00:05:55] 有今天没明天了

[00:05:57] 正所谓今天脱下鞋和袜

[00:06:01] 不知明日穿不穿哪

[00:06:04] 也许睡一觉就睡死了

[00:06:07] 我不得把后事做个料理嘛

[00:06:10] 唉

[00:06:11] 我就想到啊

[00:06:13] 做身儿寿衣

[00:06:15] 等我死的时候再留下点棺材本儿钱

[00:06:19] 哪怕哀求邻居呢

[00:06:21] 把我抬出去埋葬了

[00:06:24] 别使我这老骨头白骨献天

[00:06:28] 狼拉狗啃

[00:06:29] 我就心满意足了

[00:06:32] 哼

[00:06:33] 好心人可真有

[00:06:35] 有一位大善人

[00:06:37] 知道我老婆子不容易

[00:06:40] 给我买来这么几块衣料

[00:06:44] 你看看怎么样

[00:06:46] 说着打开了

[00:06:47] 潘金莲一看

[00:06:48] 呀

[00:06:50] 这都是上好名贵的东西呀

[00:06:53] 这得花多少银子

[00:06:54] 不错吧

[00:06:55] 我可不是内行

[00:06:57] 但我觉着这玩意儿钱少花不了

[00:07:00] 这是那位大善人哪施舍给我的

[00:07:04] 我寻思啊

[00:07:06] 找个手艺好的给我坐坐

[00:07:08] 结果腿都跑细了

[00:07:10] 人家不收活儿

[00:07:13] 你说这不是瞧不起我这个姑老婆子吗

[00:07:18] 衣料有了

[00:07:19] 瞪眼儿做不了

[00:07:21] 愁人不愁人呢

[00:07:23] 今天我来呀

[00:07:25] 求他大嫂给我帮个忙

[00:07:27] 你看那个手艺好的

[00:07:29] 收活儿的那人

[00:07:31] 给我介绍个一份儿两份的

[00:07:33] 我也感恩不尽

[00:07:36] 潘金莲一听

[00:07:39] 妈妈

[00:07:40] 这么办吧

[00:07:41] 如果您要不嫌弃的话

[00:07:44] 我给您做得了

[00:07:46] 哟

[00:07:46] 那怎么劳驾的起呢

[00:07:49] 您说这话就见外了

[00:07:51] 我们也不少求您哪

[00:07:54] 我有事儿不照样找您去吗

[00:07:56] 可我闲着也是闲着

[00:07:58] 待着也是待着

[00:07:59] 带着手儿把这活儿就做了

[00:08:02] 唉呦

[00:08:02] 大娘子啊

[00:08:03] 你要能做

[00:08:04] 我可真是求之不得呀

[00:08:06] 咱这么说吧

[00:08:08] 就是那好裁缝

[00:08:09] 也不如你的手头漂亮哦

[00:08:13] 伊风光王婆子心说

[00:08:16] 行了

[00:08:17] 有一成把握了

[00:08:19] 哎呀

[00:08:20] 他那嘴多能聊啊

[00:08:22] 唉

[00:08:22] 把这活儿就放这儿了

[00:08:25] 但是王婆子哒哒咯咯的又说

[00:08:28] 我说她大哥回来

[00:08:30] 还得做炊饼这玩意儿

[00:08:33] 你这屋儿也不宽敞

[00:08:35] 把案子一调摆开

[00:08:37] 我真有点于心不忍

[00:08:39] 我看这样吧

[00:08:41] 可着我们家作践

[00:08:43] 唉

[00:08:44] 你呢

[00:08:45] 到我家去

[00:08:46] 帮着我干活儿

[00:08:48] 潘金莲说

[00:08:49] 不必了

[00:08:50] 我这收拾收拾这屋还行

[00:08:52] 唉 他大娘子

[00:08:53] 是这么回事儿啊

[00:08:54] 我那不还开着个破茶馆儿吗

[00:08:57] 多少的

[00:08:58] 我还得卖几壶水挣俩钱儿啊

[00:09:01] 你要上我那儿坐去呢

[00:09:03] 我一面学干活儿

[00:09:05] 一方面还能照料我那个破买卖

[00:09:08] 你看怎么样

[00:09:10] 有大事小情儿

[00:09:11] 我还能给你打打下手

[00:09:13] 比在你家不是方便多了吗

[00:09:17] 潘金莲一听

[00:09:18] 可也是这么个理儿

[00:09:20] 好吧

[00:09:22] 要这样

[00:09:24] 等明天我当家的走了之后

[00:09:26] 我就到您那儿去干活儿

[00:09:28] 哎呦

[00:09:28] 我可谢谢

[00:09:29] 我可歇歇了

[00:09:31] 王婆子心说二风光成了

[00:09:35] 夹着东西走了

[00:09:37] 潘金莲根本也想不到有旁的事儿

[00:09:43] 一切都正常

[00:09:45] 头天咱不提

[00:09:48] 当天晚上啊

[00:09:50] 西门庆来了

[00:09:53] 王婆子告诉他

[00:09:54] 来信信嘛

[00:09:55] 西门庆像个狗似的

[00:09:57] 四外无人

[00:09:58] 探头缩脑就问

[00:10:00] 干娘 怎么样

[00:10:02] 两风光了

[00:10:03] 你放心吧啊

[00:10:05] 明儿个武大娘子到我这儿来做活儿

[00:10:09] 你耐着点儿性子

[00:10:10] 三天之内可不行来

[00:10:12] 你回家数着

[00:10:13] 第四天再上这儿来

[00:10:15] 唉 好好好

[00:10:18] 西门庆走了

[00:10:21] 转过天来

[00:10:22] 武大郎卖炊饼去了

[00:10:25] 潘金莲把家收拾收拾

[00:10:27] 倒锁了门

[00:10:29] 然后来到王婆子家

[00:10:32] 王婆子早给准备好了

[00:10:34] 盛情款待

[00:10:35] 有说有笑

[00:10:37] 赶紧把衣料打开

[00:10:39] 量了量尺码

[00:10:41] 潘金莲开始做活儿

[00:10:44] 这王婆子出来一趟进去一趟呢

[00:10:46] 还有喝水的

[00:10:48] 有打水的

[00:10:49] 她得忙活这些事儿

[00:10:52] 但是大部分时间都在潘金莲身边假装学活儿

[00:10:59] 飞针走线哪

[00:11:00] 难得你一双巧手哦

[00:11:03] 哎呀

[00:11:04] 就我年轻那会儿

[00:11:05] 也赶不上你呀

[00:11:07] 我见过那个裁缝多了

[00:11:10] 加在一块儿也赶不上大娘子

[00:11:13] 你看他这顿吹捧吧

[00:11:16] 捧的人都肉麻呀

[00:11:17] 唉

[00:11:20] 到了晚上

[00:11:21] 潘金莲走了

[00:11:23] 你得给武大郎去做饭去

[00:11:25] 第二天照样上这做活儿

[00:11:28] 该做饭回去做饭

[00:11:30] 这三天都是比较正常的

[00:11:34] 到了第四天潘金莲又来了

[00:11:37] 这活儿做了一半儿了

[00:11:40] 低着头正在缝活儿之时

[00:11:42] 王婆子伸脖子往街上一看

[00:11:46] 西门庆窜的窜的来了

[00:11:51] 这小子刚到外头

[00:11:52] 王婆子就迎上去了

[00:11:55] 西门庆用手往屋指指

[00:11:57] 王子子点点头头

[00:11:58] 意思在屋呢

[00:12:00] 西门庆压低了声音

[00:12:02] 哎呀

[00:12:03] 都把我急死了

[00:12:04] 度日如年了

[00:12:08] 王婆子一摆手

[00:12:09] 示意的低声先回了屋

[00:12:14] 然后西门庆这才进了屋

[00:12:18] 把潘金莲吓一跳

[00:12:21] 一瞅

[00:12:22] 一个男人进了屋了

[00:12:23] 潘金莲赶紧把头低下了

[00:12:26] 王婆子

[00:12:27] 这就叫演戏啊

[00:12:28] 哎呦 哎呦 嘿嘿

[00:12:32] 哪阵香风把大官人刮这儿来了

[00:12:35] 哎呦 大官人

[00:12:36] 快坐坐 坐 哎呀

[00:12:38] 我这屋这么脏啊

[00:12:39] 您 您

[00:12:40] 您坐哪儿好呢

[00:12:43] 干娘不必客气

[00:12:45] 我到这儿来看看您

[00:12:46] 唉

[00:12:47] 我知道您是个有心人哦

[00:12:49] 大慈大悲

[00:12:50] 佛光普照

[00:12:51] 你能活一百岁哟

[00:12:53] 唉 来来

[00:12:55] 我先给介绍介绍啊

[00:12:57] 唉

[00:12:58] 这位就是我们隔壁的邻居武大嫂

[00:13:03] 大嫂啊 来来

[00:13:04] 我给你介绍介绍

[00:13:06] 我这三块衣料啊

[00:13:08] 有个大善人给我买的

[00:13:10] 就是这位

[00:13:12] 这位是咱们本县著名的大绅士

[00:13:15] 西门大官人

[00:13:17] 单字庆

[00:13:19] 来 来见见

[00:13:22] 西门庆一躬到地

[00:13:25] 潘金莲不敢用正眼儿看

[00:13:29] 用眼睛扫了一下呀

[00:13:32] 心说这人儿我见过呀

[00:13:34] 哦

[00:13:36] 头些日子挑帘子

[00:13:37] 我没注意

[00:13:38] 正砸到这位脑袋上头

[00:13:41] 对 见过

[00:13:42] 怎么是他呀

[00:13:45] 初次见面

[00:13:47] 不便多问

[00:13:48] 潘金莲万福之后

[00:13:50] 低着头仍然在这儿做活儿

[00:13:53] 西门庆拉了把椅子就坐下了

[00:13:56] 俩眼直勾勾盯着潘金莲

[00:14:01] 王婆子心说你怎么傻了

[00:14:04] 你瞅你跟个木头疙瘩差不多少

[00:14:07] 用手捅了下西门庆

[00:14:10] 大官人哪

[00:14:12] 您这是从哪儿来

[00:14:13] 呃

[00:14:15] 从我买卖那儿来

[00:14:17] 我知道您光身一个人很困难哪

[00:14:21] 我到这儿看看

[00:14:23] 呃

[00:14:23] 意料做没做

[00:14:25] 还需用哪些东西

[00:14:28] 难为大官人哪

[00:14:30] 还想的这么周到

[00:14:31] 行啊

[00:14:32] 什么都不缺

[00:14:34] 大官人哪

[00:14:35] 您坐会儿啊

[00:14:36] 我现在给您烧水喝去

[00:14:38] 不

[00:14:39] 我还有事情

[00:14:40] 告辞了

[00:14:42] 这都叫演戏

[00:14:44] 王婆子拉住他

[00:14:45] 别别别别

[00:14:46] 老爷不来

[00:14:47] 我哪能放你走呢

[00:14:49] 怎么的

[00:14:49] 你得喝口水啊

[00:14:52] 沏了壶水到屋了

[00:14:54] 大娘子啊

[00:14:55] 你也够累的了

[00:14:57] 先停下针歇一会儿吧

[00:15:00] 来

[00:15:00] 也喝碗热茶

[00:15:03] 潘金莲没办法

[00:15:05] 把活儿放下了

[00:15:06] 低着头在这喝着水儿

[00:15:08] 听他们俩闲唠

[00:15:11] 这王婆子事先早把词儿都想好了

[00:15:16] 我大官人哪

[00:15:17] 哼

[00:15:19] 也不是我老婆子耍疯

[00:15:21] 我说的对不对的

[00:15:23] 您可别挑我的理

[00:15:25] 妈妈有话请讲

[00:15:28] 什么事儿

[00:15:30] 我看你这个着急的劲儿

[00:15:33] 你是不是上东关瞅那个张喜春去

[00:15:39] 张喜春是本县有名的妓女

[00:15:45] 西门庆听完了一笑

[00:15:48] 干娘

[00:15:49] 您把我看成什么人了

[00:15:52] 那种地方我从来不去

[00:15:55] 不要听旁人胡说

[00:15:58] 是吗

[00:15:59] 但愿如此

[00:16:01] 哼

[00:16:02] 我听说咱们西关又来个小美人儿

[00:16:07] 这小美人儿叫叫

[00:16:08] 叫什么大白梨呀

[00:16:09] 是小白梨的

[00:16:11] 可长得才白呢

[00:16:12] 琴棋书画无一不精

[00:16:15] 您没到那儿光顾光顾吗

[00:16:18] 妈妈

[00:16:19] 我这听您第一次提起

[00:16:21] 我从来还没听说过有这么个人

[00:16:26] 唉

[00:16:26] 但愿如此啊

[00:16:27] 大官人哪

[00:16:28] 那种地方可去不得

[00:16:30] 烟花柳巷啊

[00:16:32] 有什么好处

[00:16:34] 老人不是说过吗

[00:16:36] 吃是最实在的

[00:16:38] 人以食为天哪

[00:16:40] 不吃那可太傻了

[00:16:43] 所以说

[00:16:44] 吃十成喝二八

[00:16:48] 穿一半儿

[00:16:49] 漂白大呀

[00:16:51] 嗯

[00:16:52] 那笔眼子钱

[00:16:54] 你不能去花去

[00:16:56] 再者说了

[00:16:57] 你家里头妻妾成群

[00:17:02] 你何必在外头瞎跑的呢

[00:17:06] 干娘说的极是

[00:17:08] 其实那都是旁人胡说而已

[00:17:12] 我确实是挺本分的

[00:17:16] 我家里妻妾成群

[00:17:18] 我用得着吗

[00:17:20] 不过呢

[00:17:21] 无风不起浪

[00:17:24] 他们之所以这么说

[00:17:26] 也是有原因的

[00:17:28] 虽然我家有一妻四妾

[00:17:33] 但都不称我的意呀

[00:17:38] 唉

[00:17:39] 月下老儿不公平啊

[00:17:42] 要给我找一个称心如意的夫人

[00:17:47] 我花多少钱也在所不惜呀

[00:17:54] 唉呀我说大官人哪

[00:17:56] 人心无惧蛇吞象啊

[00:18:00] 就凭你家有钱有势

[00:18:04] 要什么没有啊

[00:18:06] 嗯

[00:18:07] 要想娶大姑娘

[00:18:09] 乘车装拿鞭子赶

[00:18:14] 上赶着的人都得排队要提起你西门大官人来

[00:18:21] 谁人不知哪个不晓啊

[00:18:23] 跟县太爷平起平坐

[00:18:25] 上衙门搅面水儿平汤

[00:18:29] 你呀

[00:18:30] 才是真正的人上人哪

[00:18:33] 别为家里这点事儿发愁

[00:18:36] 伤损了身体

[00:18:38] 要想找那合适的

[00:18:40] 嗯

[00:18:41] 我看也不难

[00:18:42] 哟哟 看我

[00:18:45] 光顾陪你瞎说了

[00:18:47] 水都开了

[00:18:50] 这纯粹是演戏

[00:18:51] 他们俩一人说一句

[00:18:54] 一边说着偷眼看潘金莲

[00:18:58] 这潘金莲低着头不说话

[00:19:01] 但是支楞着耳朵听着呢

[00:19:05] 偶尔眼珠转动转动

[00:19:08] 用眼角的余光瞅瞅王婆子再飙飙西门庆

[00:19:15] 王婆子是察言观色呀

[00:19:19] 心说行

[00:19:19] 她动心了

[00:19:21] 有门儿

[00:19:23] 这王婆子就这点儿能耐

[00:19:25] 能猜透人的心理变化

[00:19:29] 重新换茶

[00:19:32] 这时候就到晌午了

[00:19:35] 可武大郎啊

[00:19:36] 最近他不回来

[00:19:38] 不吃晌饭

[00:19:39] 一直把那炊饼卖完了

[00:19:42] 也就下午两三点钟回来

[00:19:46] 潘金莲不用回去做饭

[00:19:49] 王婆子就说

[00:19:50] 哟呦哟

[00:19:51] 你看看

[00:19:52] 时光过得真快呀

[00:19:54] 大官人哪

[00:19:55] 今儿你得赏我的脸

[00:19:58] 说什么我得留你在我这儿吃一顿

[00:20:01] 干娘

[00:20:02] 我怎么能叫您破费呢

[00:20:05] 您够清苦的

[00:20:06] 不行

[00:20:07] 你送给我三块一料

[00:20:10] 这得值多少钱呢

[00:20:11] 唉

[00:20:12] 知道我两口饭都不吃

[00:20:14] 让我老婆子于心不忍

[00:20:16] 今天我出钱

[00:20:18] 一定得请您吃点儿

[00:20:19] 正好大娘子也在这儿呢

[00:20:21] 唉

[00:20:22] 两个好人哪

[00:20:23] 都凑到一块儿了

[00:20:24] 这不难得吗

[00:20:26] 一味出钱

[00:20:27] 一味出力

[00:20:28] 我都得报答报答

[00:20:30] 今天谁也不能走

[00:20:32] 都得在我这儿吃饭

[00:20:34] 哎

[00:20:35] 他无形中把这事儿给连到一块儿了

[00:20:37] 西门庆说

[00:20:38] 这样吧

[00:20:40] 既然是老干娘一份诚心

[00:20:43] 我不能让您花钱还在兜里一伸手

[00:20:46] 掏出一大块银子来

[00:20:48] 故意的往桌上一蹲

[00:20:50] 当

[00:20:51] 这一块银子二十多两

[00:20:53] 妈妈拿去吧

[00:20:54] 随便买 嗯

[00:20:56] 什么好你买什么

[00:20:57] 剩下的留到您那儿

[00:21:00] 往后您做零花钱

[00:21:02] 唉 大官人哪

[00:21:04] 你看我请客还叫您拿钱

[00:21:06] 好吧 那我

[00:21:08] 大娘子啊

[00:21:08] 你就陪大官人坐一会儿啊

[00:21:11] 我到街上买点儿东西

[00:21:13] 去去就来

[00:21:16] 这个潘金莲哪

[00:21:17] 屁股挪了那么几下

[00:21:18] 这 这

[00:21:20] 干娘 我 唉

[00:21:22] 什么也别说了

[00:21:23] 说什么我也不放你走啊

[00:21:24] 你在这儿陪着大官人

[00:21:26] 我去买东西

[00:21:28] 说着话她走了

[00:21:31] 唉

[00:21:32] 西门庆一算计

[00:21:33] 行了

[00:21:34] 现在就有六风光了

[00:21:37] 他没走啊

[00:21:38] 等着吧

[00:21:40] 王婆子回来

[00:21:41] 都买的熟食

[00:21:43] 切吧切吧端上来了

[00:21:45] 把酒往这儿一放

[00:21:46] 瓢摆桌案

[00:21:48] 三人同饮

[00:21:51] 这潘金莲晃晃头

[00:21:53] 干娘

[00:21:54] 这我还是回去才方便

[00:21:58] 唉呦

[00:21:58] 我的大娘子唉

[00:21:59] 我怎么能放你走呢

[00:22:01] 我让你白出力

[00:22:03] 什么也不吃

[00:22:04] 什么也不喝

[00:22:05] 我怎么能睡得着觉呢

[00:22:06] 不行

[00:22:06] 今天你说什么也得在这儿吃饭

[00:22:09] 何况还有大官人在这儿

[00:22:12] 说着把酒满上了

[00:22:14] 西门庆把酒端起来了

[00:22:16] 唉

[00:22:17] 干娘

[00:22:19] 祝您长寿百年

[00:22:24] 祝这位大嫂也身体强健

[00:22:28] 来

[00:22:29] 为初次见面

[00:22:31] 咱们干了这杯

[00:22:32] 哎呀

[00:22:33] 这词儿说的真好听

[00:22:34] 好

[00:22:35] 祝你急言了

[00:22:36] 大娘子把杯举起来

[00:22:37] 潘金莲也喝了

[00:22:40] 唉

[00:22:41] 这杯酒一下肚儿

[00:22:43] 七风光

[00:22:46] 喝着喝着

[00:22:47] 这王婆子看差不多少了

[00:22:50] 王婆子看看桌上

[00:22:52] 唉呦

[00:22:53] 你看哪

[00:22:54] 今天咱这胃口还都不错呀

[00:22:57] 我觉着买买不少

[00:22:59] 你看剩剩不多了

[00:23:01] 我再去打点好酒

[00:23:03] 今天一醉方休

[00:23:06] 大官人哪

[00:23:07] 你陪大娘子坐一会儿啊

[00:23:08] 我现在就买去

[00:23:11] 说着转身就走

[00:23:13] 潘金莲的屁股又挪了几下

[00:23:16] 干娘

[00:23:17] 我看不必了

[00:23:18] 这就够了 唉

[00:23:19] 干什么够啊

[00:23:21] 越丰盛越好

[00:23:23] 他走了

[00:23:24] 潘金莲没动地方

[00:23:26] 王婆子心说妥了

[00:23:28] 扒风光到外

[00:23:31] 他偷偷把门锁上了

[00:23:33] 他哪也没去

[00:23:35] 搬了把椅子坐到茶棚下面

[00:23:39] 给放风去了

[00:23:42] 西门庆一看王婆子走了

[00:23:45] 也有点儿紧张

[00:23:47] 沉默了片刻

[00:23:48] 给潘金莲满了一杯

[00:23:50] 非让潘金莲喝

[00:23:52] 潘金莲一乐

[00:23:53] 抿了一口儿

[00:23:55] 低头不语

[00:23:58] 这西门庆啊

[00:23:59] 假装用袖子一挂

[00:24:01] 啪嗒

[00:24:02] 筷子掉地上了

[00:24:03] 嗯

[00:24:04] 西门庆借此为由

[00:24:07] 假装捡筷子

[00:24:09] 哈下腰了

[00:24:11] 潘金莲穿的是裙子

[00:24:13] 盖着脚呢

[00:24:15] 这小子色胆包天

[00:24:17] 把手伸过去一掐潘金莲的脚

[00:24:22] 哎呀

[00:24:23] 在过去那时候啊

[00:24:24] 女人都缠足啊

[00:24:27] 呃

[00:24:27] 不让别人看

[00:24:29] 那脚还能动吗

[00:24:32] 动脚

[00:24:33] 要不翻脸酒风光

[00:24:39] 西门庆一掐着脚

[00:24:41] 仰脸儿一看

[00:24:42] 潘金莲瞅着他一笑

[00:24:46] 没反对

[00:24:48] 这小子一看行了

[00:24:49] 扑通给潘金莲跪下了

[00:24:51] 娘子啊

[00:24:55] 容我申诉肺腑

[00:24:59] 这小子说这套词儿不用备课

[00:25:03] 滔滔不断

[00:25:04] 口似悬河呀

[00:25:07] 潘金莲早有此意呀

[00:25:12] 因为西门庆的小伙儿长得也帅

[00:25:15] 又有钱

[00:25:17] 跟那武大郎怎么比呀

[00:25:20] 什么叫道德呀

[00:25:22] 什么叫廉耻啊

[00:25:24] 全都不存在了

[00:25:27] 这一对狗男女才做下了不才之事