《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

[00:00:00] Funky Cold Medina - Boom the Bass

[00:00:21] Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action

[00:00:25] But like Mike Jagger said

[00:00:27] I can't get no satisfaction

[00:00:29] The girls are all around

[00:00:31] But none of them wanna get with me

[00:00:33] My threads are fresh and

[00:00:34] I'm lookin' def yo what's up with L O C

[00:00:37] The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar

[00:00:41] Havin' drinks with some no name chump

[00:00:43] When they know that I'm the star

[00:00:45] So I got up and strolled over

[00:00:47] To the other side of the cantina

[00:00:49] I asked the guy why you so fly

[00:00:51] He said Funky cold medina

[00:01:01] Funky cold medina

[00:01:10] This brother told me a secret on

[00:01:12] How to get more chicks

[00:01:14] Put a little medina in your glass

[00:01:16] And the girls'll come real quick

[00:01:18] It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac

[00:01:22] A couple of sips of this love

[00:01:23] Potion and she'll be on your lap

[00:01:26] So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg

[00:01:30] Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me

[00:01:32] And did the wild thing on my leg

[00:01:34] He used to scratch and bite me

[00:01:36] Before he was much much meaner

[00:01:38] But now all the poodles run to

[00:01:39] My house for the Funky cold medina

[00:01:43] You know what I'm sayin'

[00:01:45] I got every dog in my neighborhood

[00:01:47] Breakin' down' my door

[00:01:48] I got Spuds McKenzie Alex from Stroh's

[00:01:53] They won't leave my dog alone

[00:01:54] With that medina pal

[00:01:58] I went up to this girl she said

[00:02:00] Hi my name is Sheena

[00:02:02] I thought she'd be good to go

[00:02:04] With a little funky cold medina

[00:02:06] She said I'd like a drink I said

[00:02:08] Ehm ok I'll go get it

[00:02:10] Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips

[00:02:12] And I knew that she was with it

[00:02:14] So I took her to my crib and

[00:02:16] Everything went well as planned

[00:02:18] But when she got undressed

[00:02:19] It was a big old mess Sheena was a man

[00:02:22] So I threw him out I don't fool

[00:02:24] Around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

[00:02:27] You must be sure that the girl

[00:02:28] Is pure for the Funky cold medina

[00:02:31] You know what I'm sayin'

[00:02:34] Ain't no plans with a man

[00:02:36] This is the 80's don't know this

[00:02:38] Down with the ladies

[00:02:40] No joke

[00:02:46] Break it down

[00:03:20] Back in the saddle lookin' for a little affection

[00:03:23] I took a shot as a contestant

[00:03:25] On the love connection

[00:03:27] The audience voted and you

[00:03:30] Know they picked a winner

[00:03:31] I took my date to the Hilton

[00:03:33] For medina and some dinner

[00:03:36] We had a few drinks

[00:03:37] I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'

[00:03:39] Instead she started

[00:03:40] Talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'

[00:03:43] Said go my call

[00:03:44] And hit the don't

[00:03:46] I said may be I'll be see me

[00:03:48] That's why I found you

[00:03:49] Don't play around with the Funky cold medina

[00:03:53] Ya know what I'm sayin'

[00:03:54] That medina's a monster

[00:03:59] Funky cold medina