《Original Butterscotch Confection》歌词

[00:00:00] Original Butterscotch Confection - Open Mike Eagle/Busdriver

[00:00:09] All my niggas with Vulcan ears

[00:00:10] Are auctioneers for these tape deck airlifts

[00:00:12] While these thuggy rugby playing Huggy bears

[00:00:14] Rally for same-sex marriage

[00:00:15] They're having children out of wedlock after latex tearing

[00:00:17] Leaving their honorable families disgraced

[00:00:20] Embarrassed

[00:00:20] They rap in Gaelic hair care tips

[00:00:21] And run sh*t like a legless heiress

[00:00:23] Wait what the f**k am I saying

[00:00:25] The pen's pregnant

[00:00:26] It's waddling with its ankles swollen

[00:00:28] About to give birth to what should

[00:00:30] Have been the Bangles' opus

[00:00:31] It's a bouquet full of faded roses

[00:00:33] But tighter than Lederhosen

[00:00:34] When German tanks invaded Poland

[00:00:36] But not as tight as the acceptance speech

[00:00:38] That I gave the thankful mole men

[00:00:39] As I'm crowned king

[00:00:39] I'm Yao Ming under the turntable molding

[00:00:41] I've got the sexiest job

[00:00:42] Espionage and fandangled coding

[00:00:44] As I lie to millions like Dan Rather

[00:00:46] Well f**k it

[00:00:46] I'll be a dance rapper

[00:00:47] Fastening my pants backwards

[00:00:49] Rambling about Franz Ferdinand and Franz Kafka

[00:00:52] For spittin' it nice

[00:00:53] I'll give you advice like Ann Landers

[00:00:54] And from me you shall be handed lanyards

[00:00:56] Before you're picked clean

[00:00:57] Your haircut's 16 when you're obviously 36

[00:00:59] Gravy drips on your pancreas in my serving dish

[00:01:02] Cause I don't approve bookings

[00:01:03] Of Sexual Chocolate's front man

[00:01:05] I crush his glands to the size of a Hershey's kiss

[00:01:07] In a cursing fit

[00:01:08] We get down like treasure hunters unearthing sh*t

[00:01:10] Nasty as Heather Hunter's leather covered nursing tits

[00:01:13] Writing with feathers from buzzards on weathered rubber

[00:01:15] And these cheddar lovers suck

[00:01:16] Cause they've yet to discover Thirsty Fish

[00:01:18] Mother for your puckered pecker

[00:01:19] When you're dressed like Sgt Pepper

[00:01:21] This larkish feather writes the largest

[00:01:22] Letters on the parchment ever

[00:01:23] Cut the cheddar stutter-stepper and I'll glue your stuff together

[00:01:26] Stuffin' letters cussin' cause I like your mother's muffins better

[00:01:29] See you've been outted by the unexcitable diploma earner

[00:01:31] Sojourner Truth's afterbirth hanging

[00:01:33] Off of some Chola's cursor click

[00:01:34] We stick together like frozen burgers

[00:01:37] The sh*t we spit is original as the oldest

[00:01:39] Werther's Butterscotch confection

[00:01:44] Man these fools can't even rap half as tight

[00:01:47] I be going to their funerals blowing bagpipes aha

[00:01:52] Fool I'm twice as d**e

[00:01:54] I'm longer than an isotopes half-life

[00:01:57] Get it cause I'm long I'm long I'm long

[00:02:03] Either my shlong or my career ugh

[00:02:06] Yea I'm a cypher eradicator No I'm not

[00:02:11] Too old for that sh*t too old for sh*t

[00:02:13] I got go on with it rapping