《Helicopter》歌词

[00:00:00] Helicopter (直升机) - Open Mike Eagle

[00:00:09] Ladies and Gents I have seen the future

[00:00:11] And pretty soon you'll need

[00:00:12] A PhD to be an English tutor

[00:00:14] You're gonna have to put your

[00:00:15] House up to lease a scooter

[00:00:17] We still work but our bosses are

[00:00:18] Now mean computers

[00:00:19] They make the decisions on

[00:00:20] When our lunch break is given

[00:00:22] On whether the printers need new ink

[00:00:24] Tape or ribbons

[00:00:25] You can't leave there's a brand new stapler missin'

[00:00:27] No Panda Express for their cashew flavored chicken

[00:00:30] We tell on each other for eight cent raises

[00:00:32] And all the comedians make Dane Cook faces

[00:00:35] And the rap has no lyrics just eight hooks pasted

[00:00:37] And the newborn babies are given Facebook pages

[00:00:40] Cause ever since birth we'll be

[00:00:41] Prisoners in a meshwork

[00:00:42] There's a war on terror but

[00:00:44] Innocent people get hurt

[00:00:45] So now Al Qaeda's a system of internet jerks

[00:00:48] And Osama Bin Laden is in your extended network

[00:00:50] I'm getting the hell up outta here via helicopter

[00:00:53] If I have to I'll borrow Psycho's helicopter

[00:00:56] I don't need an umbrella I need a helicopter

[00:00:58] Cause everything here in the

[00:00:59] Scene is getting hella awkward

[00:01:01] So raise your hand if you wanna get on my helicopter

[00:01:03] Gimme some energy if you wanna get on this helicopter

[00:01:06] The only way up outta here is via helicopter

[00:01:08] Cause if my premonition's right this is a demolition site

[00:01:11] We'll have our own paparazzi

[00:01:13] So TMZ'll have its own link for all your toxic hobbies

[00:01:16] And the paparazzi'll have their own paparazzi

[00:01:18] So they'll be stalking each other

[00:01:20] Up in their office lobbies

[00:01:21] Hide in the back for interviews creepin'

[00:01:23] To see what dinner you eatin'

[00:01:25] With Kick-A-Poo seasonin'

[00:01:26] It used to be they could have it up in a few evenings

[00:01:28] Now you Google yourself to find a pic of you sleeping

[00:01:32] Brittney wins the 20 and 12 election

[00:01:34] The Green Party candidate was a worker for Exxon

[00:01:36] Christians promotin' for Jesus' resurrection

[00:01:39] On a keyboard attached to the toilet for them to text on

[00:01:42] Every one of us is living in its reach

[00:01:44] Cause unregistered citizens are a menace in the streets

[00:01:47] And each one of your children is on an independent leash

[00:01:49] And you'll have to have a login to visit Venice Beach

[00:01:52] But not me cause I'm saving to buy a helicopter

[00:01:55] That way I never have to borrow somebody's helicopter

[00:01:58] So raise your hands if you wanna get on my helicopter

[00:02:00] I got a big fat time-traveling helicopter

[00:02:05] And I'm going to the moon