《《混世魔王程咬金》第52回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 李世明和李元霸领1万人马返回太原
[00:00:07] 有人回到扬州
[00:00:10] 报告给杨广
[00:00:12] 昏君杨广听了跺足大哭啊
[00:00:18] 跑了
[00:00:19] 程咬金跑了
[00:00:20] 李密又跑了窦建德
[00:00:23] 他都不害怕
[00:00:25] 唯独是李世民李渊吧跑了
[00:00:29] 他是又难过又害怕
[00:00:31] 为什么呢
[00:00:33] 因为程咬金原本就不是他的大臣
[00:00:37] 抓住程咬金是意外的收获
[00:00:40] 跑啊就跑了吧
[00:00:41] 李密
[00:00:43] 窦建德虽说是他的臣子
[00:00:47] 但都掀不起大浪
[00:00:49] 李元霸可不一样啊
[00:00:51] 不是一般人物
[00:00:53] 它本领太大
[00:00:55] 当初金锤夺凤塘锤震12 节
[00:00:59] 他亲眼看见
[00:01:02] 这次四平山大战18 国军族被他打败
[00:01:06] 那是天下第一条好汉
[00:01:09] 曰观成都天宝将军都比不了李元宝
[00:01:14] 他要跑回太原准时造反
[00:01:17] 到那时候谁能敌得住啊
[00:01:20] 哎
[00:01:22] 李元霸一凡
[00:01:23] 隋朝非亡国不可
[00:01:26] 所以他大哭
[00:01:29] 他正哭呢
[00:01:31] 靠山王杨林进来了
[00:01:34] 在旁边瞧着瞧着
[00:01:37] 用手一指
[00:01:40] 黄纸啊
[00:01:42] 你先别哭
[00:01:43] 我问你一句话
[00:01:45] 啊
[00:01:46] 皇叔啊
[00:01:47] 完了咱们杨家的江山没了
[00:01:51] 哼
[00:01:52] 这都是你作孽太多众叛亲离
[00:01:57] 老夫劝你
[00:01:59] 你不听
[00:01:59] 现在你真成了孤家寡人
[00:02:03] 杨姐的江山
[00:02:05] 亦是风中烛瓦上霜
[00:02:09] 现在我们想回国都都不容易啦
[00:02:13] 是啊
[00:02:14] 皇叔速速救我
[00:02:17] 我救你可以
[00:02:19] 你知错不知错
[00:02:22] 知而只错不对了
[00:02:25] 可是后悔药没地方买呀
[00:02:28] 那么我再问你一句
[00:02:30] 你能不能改
[00:02:32] 你一天紫醉金迷只图享乐
[00:02:37] 残暴杀人
[00:02:40] 你能改不
[00:02:41] 黄淑千
[00:02:43] 不对万不对
[00:02:44] 都是我不对
[00:02:45] 我不该不听您的话才把咱们的江山弄成这样
[00:02:50] 黄叔
[00:02:51] 您再培养一个有德之人
[00:02:55] 我杨广愿意脱袍让位好重整大隋江山
[00:03:03] 黄叔啊
[00:03:05] 救命啊
[00:03:08] 杨琳听了这番话
[00:03:09] 心中难过
[00:03:10] 眼圈也红了
[00:03:12] 甭管怎么地虎毒不食子
[00:03:15] 杨广在不是物
[00:03:17] 在不是人
[00:03:18] 他是我老杨家血脉
[00:03:21] 万岁啊
[00:03:23] 别难过了
[00:03:24] 不是黄书
[00:03:25] 我说句大话
[00:03:27] 我略施小计
[00:03:29] 管教天下反王死无葬身之地
[00:03:35] 皇叔
[00:03:37] 你有何锦囊妙计快快说出来
[00:03:41] 哎
[00:03:42] J 投机虽然能把天下反王一网打尽
[00:03:46] 可也太毒了
[00:03:49] 哎呀
[00:03:49] 你有什么打算分兵围剿不行
[00:03:54] 反王太多呀
[00:03:55] 唯一的办法把他们都调到扬州一网打尽
[00:04:00] 嗨
[00:04:01] 反贼不听调遣
[00:04:04] 如何能召集到一起呢
[00:04:07] 杨林说
[00:04:09] 各家反王造反的目的是为夺江山社稷
[00:04:13] 咱们可用传国玉玺做诱饵
[00:04:17] 再者召开一个扬州大会
[00:04:21] 也叫扬州玉玺大会
[00:04:24] 把各路反王调到扬州
[00:04:28] 只要他们到扬州
[00:04:30] 我这十条绝糊剂就用上了
[00:04:35] 啊
[00:04:36] 老人家
[00:04:37] 何为十条角湖基因
[00:04:42] 万岁
[00:04:43] 我的十条绝糊剂可以挽救大隋朝
[00:04:48] 只要你照计而行就行
[00:04:51] 那您即将安出
[00:04:54] 你听我慢慢道来
[00:04:56] 第一条万岁
[00:04:59] 您先讲自己的罪证昭示天下
[00:05:04] 你得承认自知无德怨
[00:05:07] 让有德甘心缠
[00:05:10] 让天下之V 你让贤
[00:05:13] 谁有能耐谁当皇上第二条向天下各路反王撒下请柬
[00:05:20] 约他们于八月15 中秋佳节到扬州聚会
[00:05:25] 就是转过年的八月15
[00:05:28] 推选有德之人
[00:05:30] 这第三条呢
[00:05:32] 就是在南门里教军场上摆设禅寿台
[00:05:38] 台上要摆一张桌子
[00:05:42] 在假造一枚传国玉玺放在上边儿
[00:05:46] 这是假的
[00:05:47] 让天下响马比武教练
[00:05:51] 如果有人能呗
[00:05:53] 30 元斩
[00:05:54] 将可得玉玺立为天子
[00:05:58] 就说让他们互相残杀
[00:06:03] 哎呀
[00:06:03] 老黄叔啊
[00:06:05] 要说别人立胜30 节不行
[00:06:08] 那李元霸宇文成都可都行啊
[00:06:12] 他们真要是赢了怎么办
[00:06:15] 那他也当不了皇上
[00:06:18] 当胜利者走上产、售台时
[00:06:23] 你一跺脚下木板
[00:06:25] 这下边有肖先埋伏地板下称可有暗道遁走
[00:06:30] 你就可以脱离危险
[00:06:32] 这是第四条
[00:06:34] 第五条
[00:06:36] 在教军场的周围设下埋伏
[00:06:39] 用火攻计烧死各路繁忙
[00:06:43] 有的逃出厂外
[00:06:45] 我们还有第六条等着他
[00:06:48] 准备弓箭手乱箭齐发
[00:06:52] 常言说得好
[00:06:53] 不怕千军
[00:06:55] 就怕乱认将他们活活射死
[00:06:59] Y 有人冲杀出去事先讲南东西
[00:07:05] 三座城门关闭
[00:07:07] 只留下北门
[00:07:10] 在北门里沿街纵火
[00:07:12] 这是第七条放下城门上的千斤铁闸
[00:07:16] 使逃跑者进退无路
[00:07:19] 这是第八条
[00:07:20] 即便跑出省外
[00:07:22] 我带人在外面拦路劫杀
[00:07:25] 这是第九条
[00:07:26] 第十条隔路反王消灭之后派兵堵住
[00:07:32] 子挤伤口
[00:07:34] 再让他们带来的兵将招安
[00:07:37] 这就是十条绝户计万岁啊
[00:07:41] 用着十条计策
[00:07:43] 就能把天下反叛一网打尽
[00:07:49] 阳光听罢呀
[00:07:51] 鼓掌大笑
[00:07:53] 黄书啊哈哈哈
[00:07:55] 你这主意太好了
[00:07:57] 古利克传值咱们就依计而行
[00:08:02] 又过了一段时间
[00:08:04] 阳光果然讲罪己诏颁行天下
[00:08:09] 并秘密派人在扬州城内外动工
[00:08:13] 安设机关不提
[00:08:16] 反过头来再说
[00:08:18] 程咬金程咬金误走扬州城被杨广抓住
[00:08:24] 拍李密杀人
[00:08:27] 那里密释放程咬金
[00:08:29] 两人离开了扬州
[00:08:32] 一前一后出了扬州
[00:08:34] 走出十多里地
[00:08:37] 前边一片树林里秘密打码就进了树林子
[00:08:41] 老常跟着进来
[00:08:44] 不见李密正在发呆
[00:08:46] 就听林中有人喊
[00:08:48] 万岁成四爷进来吧
[00:08:53] 程咬金顺声音一看
[00:08:55] 里面早已将兵人挂在鸟之环上
[00:08:58] 站在林中等候
[00:09:01] 程咬金也挂上斧子下了马a 理工耶
[00:09:05] 你这是放过骂李密了
[00:09:09] 跪倒给程咬金磕头
[00:09:11] 哎呀
[00:09:11] 草民李密
[00:09:13] 拜见混世魔王大德天子祝您万寿无疆
[00:09:21] 程咬金说
[00:09:22] 得了吧快起来吧
[00:09:24] 要不就你救了我呀
[00:09:26] 这回我就成了僵尸了
[00:09:29] 哎
[00:09:31] 我说你是隋朝的圃山工
[00:09:34] 你怎么放我呀
[00:09:37] 你安的什么心嗨
[00:09:39] 李密说
[00:09:40] 我早就不想当这个什么工了
[00:09:44] 那杨广昏庸无道残暴任性
[00:09:47] 多少忠良被他杀死百姓含冤而死
[00:09:54] 他当太子的时候就扁晋朝中理性之人
[00:09:58] 山东秦琼在皂角林误伤人命
[00:10:02] 要判死刑
[00:10:03] 就是我前往太原府求见太原侯救下他的性命
[00:10:09] 我早有反随之役
[00:10:11] 只是投奔无门呐
[00:10:14] 这次你被昏君抓住
[00:10:16] 要开刀
[00:10:17] 问斩我不救您救谁呀
[00:10:20] 我跟你一块儿上瓦刚山我也反了
[00:10:27] 我说礼仪就这么就走了
[00:10:30] 你的家眷可都在大隋朝皇帝手下呀
[00:10:35] 你的财产可都没了
[00:10:39] 嗨
[00:10:40] 想造反就豁出一头家教
[00:10:43] 我也不管了
[00:10:45] 财产也不要了
[00:10:46] 只要你能容我就行
[00:10:49] 哎哟
[00:10:52] 程咬金受感动
[00:10:54] 行冲这一句话
[00:10:57] 回家呀
[00:10:58] 跟我那娘娘商量商量我在跟我二哥合计合计我这个皇上就让你了啊
[00:11:09] 理想万岁万岁
[00:11:11] 可别开这玩笑啊
[00:11:13] 这可不成怎么不成
[00:11:15] 你等着吧
[00:11:17] 跟我走到我那去
[00:11:19] 就这样
[00:11:20] 两人奔瓦岗山路上非止一日
[00:11:25] 这一天来到瓦岗山下首山的儿郎一看皇上回来了
[00:11:31] 呼啦啦出来跪倒一片
[00:11:34] 程咬金说
[00:11:35] 都起来
[00:11:35] 起来起来
[00:11:37] 这是李爷磕头
[00:11:39] 礼爷
[00:11:39] 你好
[00:11:41] 林密挺客气
[00:11:42] 把大家扶起来
[00:11:44] 刘秋润、裴仁基两位老王爷和翟让将军带折
[00:11:50] 把他们迎接进城
[00:11:52] 程咬金来到八宝金殿
[00:11:54] 把李密安排住处先休息
[00:11:58] 大家参王拜驾已毕
[00:12:00] 秋瑞问
[00:12:01] 万岁啊
[00:12:03] 你怎么孤身一人返回我们全军大队呢
[00:12:07] 程咬金一愣
[00:12:09] 怎么我二哥他们没回来没有啊
[00:12:13] 带着兵将没回来呀
[00:12:15] U 我还提前啦
[00:12:18] 书中暗表
[00:12:21] 吃吧
[00:12:21] 国反王寄居在四平山的时候
[00:12:24] 山上流两位老王爷和翟让守山
[00:12:28] 程咬金御驾亲征
[00:12:31] 他走了
[00:12:33] 因为李元霸锤镇裴元庆战场一乱
[00:12:37] 程咬金的战马惊了
[00:12:39] 误走扬州
[00:12:43] 秦琼等人还在四平山到处找程咬金
[00:12:49] 找不着
[00:12:50] 所以就晚了一步
[00:12:53] 程咬金说
[00:12:54] 哎
[00:12:55] 没回来也不要紧
[00:12:56] 他们人多
[00:12:57] 我是这么这么这么回事儿
[00:13:01] 李元霸三锤几走3D 裴元庆
[00:13:05] 裴仁基
[00:13:06] 虽然一斤
[00:13:07] 不过还能稳住
[00:13:09] 神万岁
[00:13:10] 不用着急想
[00:13:11] 那元庆很快会回来的
[00:13:14] 容我派人找他去
[00:13:19] 这些日子
[00:13:20] 皇太后朝思慕想天天打听万岁
[00:13:23] 快到后宫
[00:13:24] 见你老娘去吧
[00:13:26] 好了
[00:13:27] 大家都歇着吧
[00:13:29] 程咬金来到后宫
[00:13:31] 一看他的母亲和妻子裴翠云正在说话呢
[00:13:36] 他上前扑通跪倒
[00:13:37] 抱住他娘的大腿就哭开咯
[00:13:41] 娘哎
[00:13:42] 不孝儿
[00:13:43] 我回来了
[00:13:44] 你想我吗
[00:13:46] 要不说多大岁数
[00:13:48] 在爹娘面前也是孩子
[00:13:50] 程咬金腆着肚子咧着嘴胡说八道
[00:13:54] 一看见他娘像个大娃娃一样
[00:13:58] 老太太抱折儿子脸
[00:14:00] 左看右看
[00:14:02] 老泪纵横
[00:14:05] 丑啊
[00:14:07] 娘惦着你
[00:14:08] 你媳妇儿更惦着你
[00:14:11] 别哭啦
[00:14:12] 咱们既然见着那快坐下坐下你从哪回来了
[00:14:16] 怎么你一个人回来了
[00:14:18] 刚才听人说大队人马没回来
[00:14:22] 老程就把事情经过说了一遍
[00:14:25] 裴翠云说
[00:14:26] 夫君呐
[00:14:28] 哎
[00:14:29] 我不是说你
[00:14:31] 你不认识字
[00:14:32] 不够做皇上资格
[00:14:35] 我和娘都劝过你
[00:14:37] 这回要不是李密
[00:14:38] 就你差点连命都绕里头了
[00:14:42] 你要有个三长两短的
[00:14:44] 我和娘可就活不了了
[00:14:47] 我们可是就为你啊
[00:14:51] 哎
[00:14:53] 出云呢
[00:14:55] 那我要不当皇上
[00:14:59] 你这娘娘可就没了
[00:15:01] 嗨过太平日子好了
[00:15:04] 什么皇上娘娘的提心吊胆
[00:15:07] 好了
[00:15:08] 这皇上我早就做腻了
[00:15:11] 我要有命做皇上就不会出来个李元霸干脆让位吧
[00:15:19] 剪断接说
[00:15:20] 又过了五天
[00:15:21] 秦琼代表全军大队回到瓦刚山
[00:15:26] 一路劳乏
[00:15:27] 上山之后
[00:15:28] 薛冰十日到了第11 天头上
[00:15:31] 程咬金商店处理国事
[00:15:35] 文武官员跪倒
[00:15:36] 见下朝贺
[00:15:37] 君王
[00:15:38] 我等建国万岁
[00:15:39] 远万岁万岁万万岁
[00:15:43] 行了
[00:15:44] 别万岁啦
[00:15:46] 这是吉利话
[00:15:48] 大家都起来吧
[00:15:50] 遵旨
[00:15:51] 文东武西两厢站立
[00:15:54] 程咬金才提起让贵的事儿
[00:15:56] 我说
[00:15:57] 诸位啊
[00:15:58] 咱们这乏劲儿也歇过了
[00:16:01] 今天我受各位磕这个头
[00:16:05] 可是抹一回了
[00:16:07] 大伙儿怎么就抹一回呢
[00:16:10] 程咬金就提到杨广要讲她杀斩李密就的事儿说了一遍
[00:16:16] 要不是李密把我忘了
[00:16:18] 还有我程咬金吗
[00:16:20] 我早说过
[00:16:21] 我当着皇上本来就是糊弄局儿
[00:16:24] 想着李密文武双全
[00:16:26] 比我强得多得多
[00:16:29] 今天我要脱袍让位
[00:16:31] 志向已决
[00:16:33] 哎
[00:16:33] 大伙儿不许拦我
[00:16:35] 不许劝我啊
[00:16:36] 将李密请上金店
[00:16:39] 让他当间儿做我呀
[00:16:41] 辞职露
[00:16:44] 众人心里这个乐呀
[00:16:47] 皇上还有辞职的徐茂公上前说
[00:16:51] 万岁
[00:16:52] 你是想报李密的N 可也不是无凭无证
[00:16:58] 这里秘密文武双全
[00:17:00] 不说他抛家舍命
[00:17:02] 就你是铁了心有造反
[00:17:05] 据我们所知
[00:17:07] 在四平山那杨广又设毒计
[00:17:12] 把我们围在四平山内
[00:17:15] 是李密炸破了麒麟玉
[00:17:19] 放了一条生路
[00:17:21] 18 国的人马才没有全军覆没
[00:17:25] 你要让位可以
[00:17:27] 就一节
[00:17:29] 可不许你反悔三歌
[00:17:32] 我不会反悔的
[00:17:34] 诸位让李丽做皇上
[00:17:37] 你们乐意不乐意
[00:17:39] 大家一想
[00:17:40] 李密不但救过程咬金
[00:17:43] 还救过大魔国弟兄
[00:17:46] 谁能说不乐意呢
[00:17:48] 众人没有异议
[00:17:50] 秦琼说
[00:17:51] 此地啊
[00:17:51] 你要让我们柏兰妮还是内句话
[00:17:54] 以后可不许你后悔
[00:17:56] 二哥没可后悔
[00:17:58] 来吧
[00:17:59] 把里面请到八宝金殿来
[00:18:01] 我这就脱毛浪费
[00:18:05] 要不说呢
[00:18:06] 程咬金才是真正英雄
[00:18:10] 当官那从小往大的做好做从大伯小不容易啊
[00:18:15] 当皇上的降维大臣没有胸怀度量
[00:18:20] 办不到程咬金能官能民
[00:18:23] 能上能下自动让贤
[00:18:27] 这是达到无私境界
[00:18:31] 就在这阵
[00:18:32] 有人把李密挺着了
[00:18:35] 来到八宝金殿
[00:18:37] 跪倒磕头
[00:18:38] 李密参检
[00:18:39] 我主万岁
[00:18:41] 程咬金1 Le Li er 起来吧
[00:18:45] 世才
[00:18:46] 我说了
[00:18:46] 大伙儿都乐意
[00:18:48] 今天我要脱掉龙袍给你穿上
[00:18:53] 让你当皇上
[00:18:55] 咱们换换味呗
[00:18:58] 您让我做了皇上
[00:18:59] 哎呀呀
[00:19:01] 李密吓坏天堂
[00:19:03] 我也不敢接受
[00:19:05] 我到瓦岗山
[00:19:06] 这里有我的兄弟朋友
[00:19:08] 你能教我吃口太平饭
[00:19:10] 我愿足矣
[00:19:11] 赵金水里耶
[00:19:15] 你别不识抬举
[00:19:17] 这皇上你接也得接不接也得接
[00:19:23] 你对我大魔国上下有救命之恩
[00:19:26] 大伙儿拥戴你说着
[00:19:31] 把冠袍带履拖下
[00:19:32] 往龙书案一放
[00:19:34] 起身离座
[00:19:36] 大家推推拥拥
[00:19:39] 把李密推上了宝座
[00:19:42] 妹妹说
[00:19:43] 德择选良辰吉日啊
[00:19:46] 嗨丁对丁毛对毛
[00:19:49] 碰上哪一天哪一天就毛
[00:19:52] 李密沐浴1 B
[00:19:54] 带上冲天冠
[00:19:56] 穿上龙袍先冲宝座
[00:20:00] 磕了仨头
[00:20:01] 这就拜殿
[00:20:01] 程咬金也磕仨头
[00:20:04] 这叫ci dian
[00:20:06] 李密生做大保
[00:20:09] 李密做梦也没想到
[00:20:12] 哎呀
[00:20:12] 我这么容易当上皇上啦
[00:20:15] 再看下边儿秦琼、徐茂功、魏征、程咬金、四维带头呼啦跪倒一片臣等参见新君万岁
[00:20:24] 祝新军万寿无疆
[00:20:27] 李泌站起身来
[00:20:29] 满面春风哎呀
[00:20:31] 众位卿家平身尊值大家列立两厢
[00:20:36] 林丽说
[00:20:37] 金日成王兄执意相让
[00:20:40] 实乃万不得已
[00:20:42] 振宇仲卿
[00:20:44] 生死与共
[00:20:45] 同心合力共灭报
[00:20:48] 随众人一听
[00:20:50] 嘿
[00:20:50] 这个皇上跟程咬金不一样
[00:20:52] 说话有学问
[00:20:55] 里面又说
[00:20:56] 朕继位
[00:20:58] 称为西为王
[00:21:00] 国号改为西魏
[00:21:03] 原来大魔国舰只不变
[00:21:06] 文武百官原职不动
[00:21:09] 将这座城池定为国都改名金墉城
[00:21:15] 你们记住了
[00:21:16] 大魔国没了
[00:21:18] 变成西魏国
[00:21:21] 瓦刚山再也不叫瓦
[00:21:23] 刚山叫金墉城
[00:21:25] 是啊
[00:21:26] 换了新皇上必然什么都心呐
[00:21:29] 随后他盟誓
[00:21:30] 今后我和大家同心协力共同灭隋
[00:21:35] 如果口不对
[00:21:37] 心必遭天报就天人共鉴
[00:21:41] 那是陈设摆酒宴
[00:21:43] 振宇仲卿庆贺一番
[00:21:47] 程咬金一听急了aa
[00:21:50] 我是皇上啊
[00:21:51] 我把皇位让给你我谢了
[00:21:54] 任我成白丁啦
[00:21:55] 怎么你连个孤儿嘿嘿
[00:21:59] 都不给我呀
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