《小五义 第267集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 这大和尚也有招儿

[00:00:03] 把大肚子一甩

[00:00:05] 日叫三丈

[00:00:07] 再一甩

[00:00:08] 又三丈

[00:00:10] 连着十几甩就撵上了二环

[00:00:14] 奔上手就是冯渊

[00:00:16] 就是遗产

[00:00:17] 丰源吓得妈呀一声

[00:00:19] 往旁边一躲

[00:00:20] 这遗产正砍在树上

[00:00:22] 这棵树比对掐还粗了三圈耳朵

[00:00:26] 主角开卡法术是拦腰砍断

[00:00:33] 冯元一想

[00:00:34] 妈的

[00:00:35] 妈

[00:00:35] 我的姥姥这样砍在我身上还有个好呢

[00:00:39] 乌鸦房书安

[00:00:40] 你看怎么办

[00:00:42] 方叔安也急了

[00:00:43] 我说臭豆腐

[00:00:44] ***真没经验

[00:00:46] 要跑爹一块儿跑

[00:00:48] 我奔西北你奔东南

[00:00:51] 别他妈往一块跑

[00:00:53] IPhone 愿意听对

[00:00:55] 这两个人吃六分了

[00:00:57] 家了

[00:00:58] 昆仑僧一看

[00:01:00] 哎

[00:01:01] 心说

[00:01:01] 这

[00:01:01] 这

[00:01:01] 我念哪个好呢

[00:01:03] 反正我得抓住一个

[00:01:05] 哎

[00:01:06] 又一想

[00:01:06] 冤有头

[00:01:07] 债有主

[00:01:07] 我还得抓防栓和大臣呀

[00:01:11] 一

[00:01:12] 他就追起来

[00:01:13] 王舒安尔往哪里走

[00:01:17] 哎

[00:01:18] 鸟地方走着

[00:01:19] 你甭管

[00:01:20] 你给我站住

[00:01:21] 哎

[00:01:21] 我才不站住呢

[00:01:23] 站住就嗝屁朝凉了

[00:01:25] 再见

[00:01:29] 没跑出半里地

[00:01:31] 就让昆仑僧给撵上轮船

[00:01:34] 便把方砖像兔子似的蹦蹦直蹦

[00:01:38] 左躲右闪

[00:01:39] 结果也没看着他

[00:01:41] 正在这时

[00:01:43] 就听风声所想

[00:01:46] 臭豆腐冯渊是挺刀而出

[00:01:49] 蹦昆仑风的后背就是一刀

[00:01:51] 乌鸦混帐无比

[00:01:53] 羔子

[00:01:53] 我老人家回来了

[00:01:57] 房书安就问问你冷不跑

[00:02:00] 你回来了

[00:02:00] 51 51 跑了你怎么办

[00:02:02] 我要助你一臂之力

[00:02:04] 来来来

[00:02:04] 咱们两个人双战于他

[00:02:07] 哎

[00:02:07] 方川一听也对

[00:02:09] 耀荣等着冯娟走了呢

[00:02:12] 我一个人还真够呛

[00:02:14] 这俩坏蛋把昆仑僧给缠住

[00:02:18] 他们俩是瞎咋呼

[00:02:20] 根本伸不上手

[00:02:22] 刀要碰到产生事

[00:02:23] 非撒手不可

[00:02:25] 二坏比划了两下

[00:02:27] 又分两方面逃走

[00:02:30] 昆仑僧这回改变了主意

[00:02:32] 是追赶冯渊

[00:02:33] 你看他妈这小子也够贵

[00:02:36] 追了没有多远

[00:02:38] 发出来

[00:02:38] 又上来了

[00:02:39] 你站住

[00:02:40] 今天方大老爷跟你大战800合

[00:02:44] 好小子

[00:02:45] 有种你别老昆仑僧奔房书安

[00:02:49] 房书安氏扭头便跑

[00:02:52] 大和尚刚一转身

[00:02:54] 冯渊又回来了

[00:02:56] 你赶回来跟我老人家大战600盒

[00:03:01] 这下昆仑山可倒霉了

[00:03:04] 冤魂缠腿

[00:03:06] 贝儿坏牢牢地给拴住

[00:03:11] 要不说这个大将有的时候倒霉也倒在小猪手底下

[00:03:16] 关云长能耐不走内层就是被小猪给活抓

[00:03:23] 那下棋您别小瞧呢

[00:03:24] **啊

[00:03:25] 那真要过了河

[00:03:26] 愣往上拱也能把你拱拜了

[00:03:30] 何况是这二位

[00:03:33] 房书安

[00:03:34] 你还怎么办呢

[00:03:35] 光凭这么打不行啊

[00:03:36] 哎

[00:03:36] 有主意

[00:03:39] 他利用臭豆腐缠住昆仑僧的时候

[00:03:42] 房书安从树后头找了一堆沙土

[00:03:47] 把两个袖筒全灌满了

[00:03:49] 这是房书安研究特殊的兵器

[00:03:52] 叫土炮

[00:03:55] 装满了脚脖子儿

[00:03:56] 他又回来了

[00:03:57] 哎

[00:03:57] 来来

[00:03:59] 咱俩大战600盒啊

[00:04:03] 放手啊

[00:04:04] 你跑不了

[00:04:06] 他转过十喇子论禅就砸

[00:04:09] 他没想到这一首房书安抓紧机会

[00:04:14] 尤其这个半夜的眼目不太得劲儿

[00:04:17] 因此他把袖筒一甩

[00:04:19] 同胖同胖

[00:04:25] 可能这昆仑僧也气糊涂

[00:04:27] 不然的话也不能吃这亏

[00:04:30] 这可脖领子里头

[00:04:33] 而他眼儿里

[00:04:34] 鼻子眼儿里

[00:04:34] 嘴里俩眼睛

[00:04:35] 满脑袋全是沙

[00:04:39] 这玩意儿可不留客气

[00:04:42] 昆仑僧觉着不好

[00:04:43] 哎呀

[00:04:45] 陌生想跑

[00:04:47] 他后边儿就是个Shi LA 子

[00:04:50] 他转身用力过猛

[00:04:52] 结果一脑袋碰到石头上

[00:04:56] 耳轮中

[00:05:01] 那个说把脑袋撞碎了没有

[00:05:04] 那就得说昆仑僧功底儿扎实

[00:05:09] 这家伙练过天花宝盖、闭气功

[00:05:14] 又练过金钟罩

[00:05:16] 还有童子功

[00:05:18] 整身的十三太保横梁

[00:05:22] 就这样保住一条狗命

[00:05:24] 尽管如此

[00:05:26] 这下可撞得不轻

[00:05:28] 她就觉着天旋地转

[00:05:30] 脑瓜子伏电一翻

[00:05:33] 顿时是人事不醒

[00:05:35] 摔倒在地

[00:05:38] 把茶叶扔了

[00:05:41] 房书安和冯渊躲到树后的半天都没敢出气儿

[00:05:48] 注意地往对面看着

[00:05:50] 后来冯媛吐了一下

[00:05:53] 房管家回周瑜跟

[00:05:55] 大概这个老东西昏过去了

[00:05:57] 嗯

[00:05:58] 我怕他装下

[00:06:00] 问你起来不起来

[00:06:02] 你装什么

[00:06:03] 象你我可拿石头砸你脑袋了

[00:06:07] 方叔安捡了几块小石头投过去

[00:06:11] 一看打到身上

[00:06:12] 温存不动

[00:06:13] 这才放心

[00:06:15] 二坏从树后转出来

[00:06:17] 蹑足潜踪

[00:06:19] 慢慢地摸到昆仑僧近前一看

[00:06:22] 嗬

[00:06:23] 俩人全了

[00:06:25] 昆仑僧练脑门子长了一个大包

[00:06:29] 比馒头还大

[00:06:31] 翻圈又青又紫

[00:06:33] 再看五官都挪移了都

[00:06:36] 哎哟

[00:06:38] 那你练功没这么练地拿石头碰脑袋

[00:06:42] 嗯

[00:06:44] 活该你倒霉

[00:06:46] 落在我们哥俩手里头

[00:06:48] 逢源

[00:06:49] 你说应该怎么收拾他

[00:06:52] 武汉应该把他乱刃**

[00:06:55] 眼珠子抠出来当泡踩

[00:06:57] 为人间除害

[00:06:59] 混蛋

[00:07:00] 你太混蛋了

[00:07:01] 未曾说这话

[00:07:02] 你连点脑子都没有

[00:07:05] 嗯

[00:07:05] 你的意思

[00:07:06] 我那意思

[00:07:07] 留个活着

[00:07:10] 抓个人质

[00:07:12] 这可有用

[00:07:14] J 老家伙身份太高

[00:07:16] 要抓住他

[00:07:18] 跟金灯剑客夏遂良讲条件

[00:07:21] 不怕他不听

[00:07:23] 哎呀

[00:07:23] 这个主意还真不错

[00:07:25] 来来

[00:07:26] 把绳子拿出来

[00:07:28] 冯渊是抓差办案的官人

[00:07:32] 内腰里的绳子锁链那是不离身呢

[00:07:36] 他帮着房书安把昆仑山给捆上

[00:07:41] 单三扣

[00:07:42] 双三扣

[00:07:43] 拿扣不紧

[00:07:44] 用脚蹬可害怕

[00:07:47] 昆仑僧明白过来

[00:07:49] 用气功把绳子崩断

[00:07:52] 又拿锁链在外头多加了一层

[00:07:56] 觉得保险了

[00:07:58] 二坏才放进

[00:08:00] 房书安长吁了一口气

[00:08:03] 哎呀

[00:08:04] 弥陀佛呀

[00:08:05] 无量佛呀

[00:08:08] 王姐

[00:08:08] 让她明白明白啊

[00:08:10] 哎

[00:08:11] 前面这个水沟乌鸦好像有流水的声音

[00:08:15] 咱俩把她嫁过去

[00:08:17] 往他脸上喷点水啊

[00:08:19] 要叫他死了还不好办了呢

[00:08:22] 两个人费了九牛二虎之力找到水沟旁

[00:08:27] 用水哗哗往昆仑僧脸上一撩帘

[00:08:30] 泥土在眼睛里的沙子练全给冲出来了

[00:08:35] 好半天

[00:08:37] 昆仑僧才明白过来

[00:08:40] 嗯嗯啊啊哎

[00:08:48] 坤哥

[00:08:49] 你可放明白点啊

[00:08:51] 现在你是我们的俘虏

[00:08:55] 我们叫你死你死

[00:08:57] 叫你活你活

[00:08:58] 你可知道

[00:08:59] 我们二位说得出来就办得出来

[00:09:03] 你要胆敢不老实

[00:09:04] 现在我就抠你的眼镜

[00:09:07] 然后就拿你的舌头

[00:09:09] 你信不信

[00:09:11] 乌鸦方砖不要那样办

[00:09:13] 无线在杜甫疼痛

[00:09:15] 还有一抛稀屎

[00:09:17] 最好拉到他嘴里囫囵风雅

[00:09:21] 哎呀

[00:09:22] 我倒了霉了

[00:09:23] 我怎么落在这俩小子手里头

[00:09:26] 心想

[00:09:26] 好汉不吃眼前亏

[00:09:29] 干脆我别说话

[00:09:31] 这个老家伙把眼睛一闭

[00:09:34] 把子夜B 柱头低着

[00:09:36] 一语皆无

[00:09:39] 撒说完点点头

[00:09:40] 哎

[00:09:41] 这就对了

[00:09:42] 这才叫光棍呢

[00:09:45] 嗯

[00:09:46] 我朝着

[00:09:46] 我来来加着

[00:09:49] 咱们走

[00:09:51] 一个在左

[00:09:52] 一个在右

[00:09:52] 他们架着昆仑僧从树林出来

[00:09:56] 还有那条大铲泥防霜跟冯渊

[00:10:01] 就一咧嘴

[00:10:02] 这大大茶叶太沉

[00:10:06] 抓个俘虏有好处也有麻烦

[00:10:10] 还得给他扛着铲

[00:10:13] 冯娟瞅着冯娟姐

[00:10:15] 嗯

[00:10:15] 你瞅

[00:10:15] 这事儿就是你的了

[00:10:17] 你扛

[00:10:17] 哎呀

[00:10:18] 你真行好我扛逢源托这条大船

[00:10:23] 房书安驾着哭声从树林看到树林的边儿上

[00:10:30] 就听头顶上恶风不善

[00:10:35] 串起俩人来

[00:10:37] 用猛鸡夺粟执法

[00:10:40] 抓住房书安和冯渊的脖子喷

[00:10:45] 这两个人想要动转

[00:10:46] 势比登天

[00:10:48] 用力之蒙

[00:10:50] 自不必说

[00:10:52] 把二坏憋的眼根都翻上去了

[00:10:57] 好悬没咽了气

[00:11:00] 可没想到掐他们的人把手又松开了

[00:11:05] 树林里头一片笑声

[00:11:10] 把二坏可吓懵了

[00:11:11] 心说这怎么回事儿

[00:11:14] 简直像还树似的

[00:11:17] 两个人定了定神

[00:11:18] 回头一看

[00:11:19] 这才放心

[00:11:21] 掐防不安的非是旁人

[00:11:24] 正是小义士艾虎家冯渊的

[00:11:29] 正是日月飞行小太保钟林

[00:11:34] 再一看

[00:11:35] 蒋平率领老少英雄全从树林出来了

[00:11:41] 蒋四爷用手指着他们俩的鼻子说

[00:11:45] 你们俩小子不研究别的都损透了

[00:11:50] 刚才你们收拾昆仑僧

[00:11:52] 我们看的是真真切切

[00:11:56] 你们真给武林界的丢人

[00:11:59] 放着真能耐不学

[00:12:01] 专门学一些左道旁门

[00:12:04] 你们俩是什么东西

[00:12:08] 防栓晃晃大脑袋

[00:12:10] 缓过这口气来磨蹭

[00:12:12] 爷爷

[00:12:13] 你这辈子脑瓜小

[00:12:15] 下辈子脑袋还得小三圈

[00:12:18] 你说我损

[00:12:20] 你比我还损

[00:12:21] 有这么干的

[00:12:23] 把我吓得尿了裤子

[00:12:25] 我认为是三教堂他们来人了

[00:12:29] 大伙又乐了

[00:12:32] 比如说讲评

[00:12:33] 咱们怎么干不来呢

[00:12:35] 闹了半天

[00:12:38] 沈家庄也出了事儿

[00:12:41] 要不说这个事情是错综复杂

[00:12:45] 人生这一世不那么平坦和容易

[00:12:49] 冯渊被派走了以后讲评一琢磨

[00:12:54] 多此一举

[00:12:56] 等冯媛在回来

[00:12:58] 岂不又耽误了工夫

[00:13:00] 四爷立刻做出决定

[00:13:02] 马上起身赶奔三教堂

[00:13:07] 他把自己的想法跟老少英雄一说

[00:13:10] 大伙儿也紧张起来

[00:13:12] 都知道讲评那非常精明

[00:13:16] 要说他料事如神呐

[00:13:18] 有点夸大

[00:13:20] 但是据经验而论

[00:13:22] 那讲评比别人高出一筹啊

[00:13:25] 大伙儿一想

[00:13:26] 肯定芸瑞、徐良、白一子他们是摊事儿

[00:13:31] 因此各抄家伙就准备起身

[00:13:36] 正这时候

[00:13:38] 沈家庄的一个庄客跑起来

[00:13:41] 找小诸葛沈仲元老爷来客人

[00:13:47] 沈中原就一愣

[00:13:50] 说来客人

[00:13:51] 他愣什么

[00:13:52] 要是白天来客人这么正常

[00:13:55] 这是半夜

[00:13:57] 哪有半夜串门

[00:14:00] 一看

[00:14:00] 开封府的人都在这儿呢

[00:14:02] 谁能到沈家庄来呢

[00:14:06] 因此带了几个人出去去接

[00:14:09] 等把大门开开一看

[00:14:11] 没人审中

[00:14:13] 原本里开骂集尘

[00:14:15] 嗯

[00:14:16] 狠狠地瞪了庄科一眼

[00:14:19] 你困得糊涂了

[00:14:21] 瞪眼儿说瞎话客人在哪呢

[00:14:25] 老爷容禀

[00:14:27] 这真的

[00:14:29] 刚才砸门我都问了他

[00:14:32] 他说是要上这儿来找开封府的各位英雄

[00:14:35] 什么样的人

[00:14:37] 我我还没太注意

[00:14:39] 好像穿一身黑衣服

[00:14:42] 这时候蒋平领着人就到了

[00:14:45] 四爷就问

[00:14:46] 怎么了

[00:14:46] 四哥

[00:14:47] 你说怪吧

[00:14:48] 说有人来串门儿

[00:14:49] 孩子们一看没人

[00:14:52] 我估计庄客也不敢说瞎话

[00:14:55] 是啊

[00:14:55] 人在哪儿呢

[00:14:57] 大伙儿正在瞎猜的时候

[00:14:59] 突然听见门楼上面有人咯咯一阵冷笑

[00:15:04] 笑的这个声音比夜猫子叫唤都难听

[00:15:09] 叫人蛤蟆跟罚站啊

[00:15:15] 是不是

[00:15:17] 大家仰面往门楼上一看

[00:15:22] 就见门楼的房顶上呢

[00:15:24] 坐着一个人

[00:15:26] 繁杂披肩

[00:15:28] 唰白唰白的一张脸

[00:15:32] 眼眉丽丽的

[00:15:33] 两眼好在金灯闹了半天

[00:15:38] 是个女的

[00:15:40] 这女人背后背着一把剑

[00:15:42] 头上有一寸宽的皮条

[00:15:45] 紫灵芝散法

[00:15:47] 蒋平

[00:15:49] 沈中原不认识他是谁

[00:15:53] 但是各位老剑客之中要认识他

[00:15:58] 尤其是陶福安

[00:15:59] 陶老剑客大吃宁静

[00:16:04] 一看来的这个怪人非是旁人

[00:16:07] 正是巫山的飞天魔女龙云凤

[00:16:15] 前文书咱说

[00:16:17] 龙云凤曾经传授徐良的武艺

[00:16:22] 教给徐良一套剑法

[00:16:25] 后来不辞而别

[00:16:26] 倒了

[00:16:27] 就是那个女人

[00:16:30] 江湖上给他送个外号叫魔女

[00:16:34] 你要说他是疯子吧

[00:16:36] 有时候他说话挺正常

[00:16:40] 你要说他是正常人吧

[00:16:42] 他跟一般人还不一样

[00:16:44] 说翻脸就翻脸

[00:16:47] 而且六亲不认

[00:16:50] 心黑手狠

[00:16:53] 你要说他是坏人

[00:16:55] 他也办了不少好事

[00:16:57] 杀赃官

[00:16:59] 除恶霸

[00:17:00] 就结子烈妇

[00:17:01] 孝子贤孙

[00:17:03] 是除暴安良

[00:17:06] 要说的是

[00:17:07] 好人他也妄杀无辜

[00:17:11] 有时候把人一家子都斩尽诛绝

[00:17:17] 就现在这个龙君凤是哪头儿的

[00:17:21] 谁也摸不清

[00:17:23] 有时候他倾向于上三门

[00:17:27] 有时候还帮着连法门

[00:17:31] 这五宗13 派81 门要提到飞天魔女

[00:17:36] 脑仁儿都疼

[00:17:39] 因为这功夫也太高

[00:17:42] 来无踪

[00:17:43] 去无影

[00:17:45] 哎

[00:17:45] 今儿不知道怎么回事儿

[00:17:47] 他跑到这儿来了

[00:17:50] 就冲他这个行为和举动就不是个正常人

[00:17:55] 哪能上人家串门儿来

[00:17:57] 跑门楼上坐着去

[00:18:00] 陶福安向来知道他的脾气秉性

[00:18:05] 心说

[00:18:05] 大敌当前

[00:18:08] 可不能把他得罪了

[00:18:10] 这个人要利用好了

[00:18:11] 对我们有利

[00:18:13] 要稍有不慎把他得罪了

[00:18:16] 他要跟夏遂良吊着膀子跟我们为仇

[00:18:19] 可坏了

[00:18:21] 那谁也对付不了

[00:18:24] 吵嚷

[00:18:24] 冲着讲评和各位英雄一使眼色

[00:18:29] 老头乐乐呵呵到了门楼下

[00:18:32] 冲着上边一抱拳

[00:18:37] 我当是谁呢

[00:18:39] 闹了半天

[00:18:40] 是龙老剑客驾到

[00:18:42] 有失原因

[00:18:43] 当面恕罪

[00:18:45] 陶福安这相有礼了

[00:18:51] 诸葛元英也认识

[00:18:53] 赶紧打稽首颂

[00:18:55] 法号无量天尊

[00:18:59] 别的人一看这两位高人对来人都如此尊重

[00:19:05] 也就不敢小瞧了

[00:19:07] 呼啦抄往两旁一闪

[00:19:09] 沈中原赶紧命人点起灯球火把

[00:19:12] 把梯子拿来

[00:19:14] 请龙老剑客下去

[00:19:17] 龙云凤双腿一飘

[00:19:19] 噌跳起来

[00:19:22] 往这边看看

[00:19:23] 往那边看看

[00:19:26] 徐良呢

[00:19:27] 徐良在不在啊

[00:19:29] 大伙儿这才明白

[00:19:30] 闹了半天

[00:19:30] 他找山西啊

[00:19:33] 蒋平仗着胆子冲着龙云凤一呲牙

[00:19:37] 哎

[00:19:37] 老人家

[00:19:39] 小梁子不在

[00:19:41] 上哪去啦

[00:19:43] 哎

[00:19:44] 他有点特殊的事儿

[00:19:45] 赶奔三教堂去了

[00:19:49] 不瞧这个小猴崽子

[00:19:54] 我一找他

[00:19:55] 他就不在

[00:19:57] 他那个意思

[00:19:57] 转身要走

[00:19:58] 但是他又回来了

[00:20:01] 既然白眉不在

[00:20:04] 白瑞在不在

[00:20:06] 您瞧

[00:20:06] 您打听

[00:20:07] 这俩人儿都不在

[00:20:09] 白云瑞也上了三教堂

[00:20:12] 哦

[00:20:13] 这是成心躲避了

[00:20:16] 哎

[00:20:18] 白睿不在她老师

[00:20:21] 白云剑客夏侯仁在不在呀

[00:20:25] 问你

[00:20:27] 这回听你说怎么说呢

[00:20:30] 夏侯仁就在后院养伤呢

[00:20:34] 现在这个伤啊

[00:20:35] 大见好转

[00:20:38] 已经拄着拐杖

[00:20:39] 可以在屋里来回走动

[00:20:41] 一日三餐比较正常

[00:20:45] 但是要想康复还得一段时间

[00:20:50] 龙颜凤贸然问道

[00:20:52] 白云剑客还不能不跟他说

[00:20:57] 所以

[00:20:57] 陶福安说

[00:20:59] 老剑客白云剑客夏侯仁正在后院养伤呢

[00:21:04] 哦

[00:21:05] 那妥了

[00:21:07] 我说没扑空

[00:21:08] 到底遇上了一位

[00:21:11] 好吧

[00:21:12] 我要见见白云大件

[00:21:16] 大家也摸不清他的目的是什么

[00:21:19] 他身份又高

[00:21:20] 想见吓唬人

[00:21:22] 谁敢拦着

[00:21:23] 就这样

[00:21:24] 老少英雄陪着在了后面

[00:21:27] 白云建开服过药以后早就睡了

[00:21:31] 身体虚弱的很

[00:21:35] 沈仲元领人轻轻叩门

[00:21:37] 把门开开到屋

[00:21:39] 掌声灯光这一有响动

[00:21:41] 白云间隔就洗

[00:21:44] 睁眼一看

[00:21:45] 大伙儿都来了

[00:21:47] 他没什么可吃惊

[00:21:49] 一瞅

[00:21:50] 众星捧月一般

[00:21:51] 为首的是个穿青衣服的女人

[00:21:57] 这女人长得还挺俊

[00:22:00] 别看那么大的年纪了

[00:22:02] 练就的返老还童

[00:22:05] 但是眼角眉梢带着杀气

[00:22:08] 让人看着脊梁沟发凉

[00:22:10] 他一眼看出来

[00:22:12] 龙云凤

[00:22:15] 想当初啊

[00:22:17] 白云剑客跟龙云凤关系还不错

[00:22:22] 吓唬人

[00:22:23] 就发现这个人喜怒无常

[00:22:25] 南城

[00:22:28] 大师