《I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas》歌词

[00:00:00] I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson

[00:00:02] Written By：Stewart

[00:00:05] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:00:08] On that yolly holiday

[00:00:11] I'll go in the red like a knucklehead

[00:00:14] Cuz I'll squander all my pay

[00:00:17] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:00:20] Shopping sure drives me berserk

[00:00:23] On the day before I rush in a store

[00:00:26] Like a pure bewildered yerk

[00:00:29] I look at nightgowns for my wife

[00:00:32] Those black ones trimmed in red

[00:00:35] But I won't know her size and so

[00:00:38] She'll get a carpet sweeper instead

[00:00:41] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:00:44] When each kid hangs up his sock

[00:00:47] It's a time for kids to flip their lids

[00:00:50] While their papa goes in hock

[00:01:01] On the night before Christmas

[00:01:04] It's still in the house

[00:01:06] My family is sleeping

[00:01:07] So I'm quiet like a mouse

[00:01:09] I look at my watch and midnight is near

[00:01:13] I think I'll sneak off for a cold glass of beer

[00:01:17] Down at the corner the crowd is so merry

[00:01:20] I end up by drinking about 12 Tom and Yerry

[00:01:24] I get to bed late and gee whiz how I'm sleeping

[00:01:29] When on to my bed those darn kids they come leaping

[00:01:32] They sit on my face and they yump on my belly

[00:01:35] And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly

[00:01:39] They scream Merry Christmas and my poor wife and me

[00:01:43] We stumble downstairs and she lights up the tree

[00:01:48] My head is exploding my mouth tastes like a pickle

[00:01:53] I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle

[00:01:57] Yust before Christmas dinner I relax to a point

[00:02:01] Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint

[00:02:05] On Christmas I hug and I kiss my wife's mother

[00:02:09] The rest of the year we don't speak to each other

[00:02:14] After dinner my aunt and my wife's Uncle Louie

[00:02:17] Get into an argument they're both awful screwy

[00:02:20] Then all my wife's family say Louie is right

[00:02:24] And my goofy relations they yoin in the fight

[00:02:27] Back in the corner the radio is playing

[00:02:30] And over the racket Gabriel Heater is saying

[00:02:33] Peace on earth everybody and good will toward men

[00:02:39] And yust at that moment someone slugs Uncle Ben

[00:02:43] They all run outside whooping so the neighbors will hear

[00:02:47] Oh I'm so glad Merry Christmas comes yust once a year

[00:02:53] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:02:56] But I still have lots of fun

[00:02:59] Yust the same as you I enyoy it too

[00:03:02] Merry Christmas everyone