《你后悔当初调戏嫦娥吗》歌词

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[00:00:05] 谢谢

[00:00:06] 谢谢您各位的掌声鼓励

[00:00:09] 刚才这个节目叫做导航论

[00:00:11] 传统的节目

[00:00:12] 与时代脱节的一个节目

[00:00:14] 太远了

[00:00:15] 但是像刚才这样的节目啊

[00:00:17] 生命力很顽强

[00:00:19] 拿到现在来说依然火爆

[00:00:22] 英文中能够听得进去

[00:00:24] 大家人眼的也好

[00:00:25] 说的也好

[00:00:26] 正好郑老师

[00:00:27] 谢先生

[00:00:28] 谢老师

[00:00:29] 呃

[00:00:29] 刚才这个捧哏的老艺术家

[00:00:31] 60 多岁了

[00:00:33] 依然还活

[00:00:34] 活跃在舞台上

[00:00:39] 还活跃在舞台上

[00:00:40] 老先生的字

[00:00:41] 嗯

[00:00:42] 应该向人家学习的也特别的高

[00:00:45] 还是倍儿大

[00:00:45] 嗯

[00:00:46] 表子辈儿的这么一位演员

[00:00:49] 当今的借口说了什么啊

[00:00:53] 就说那个

[00:00:55] 呃

[00:00:56] 老表

[00:00:57] 嗯

[00:00:57] 没

[00:00:57] 没有啊

[00:00:59] 别胡说八道

[00:00:59] 老先生

[00:01:00] 老子老子过的老演员

[00:01:02] 谢天顺

[00:01:03] 应该向人家学习的

[00:01:05] 60 多岁了啊啊

[00:01:08] 都60 多了

[00:01:10] 长得像三十来岁

[00:01:12] 身体依然强壮

[00:01:14] 我我跟他快跑

[00:01:16] 哎哟

[00:01:17] 他说你

[00:01:17] 你跑过

[00:01:18] 我看谁注意玩笑

[00:01:23] 嗯

[00:01:24] 下去休息休息

[00:01:25] 这场又把我们哥俩换上来了

[00:01:27] 你换一趟

[00:01:28] 说是哥俩

[00:01:29] 其实不是

[00:01:30] 应该是爷俩啊

[00:01:33] 他比我要高一倍

[00:01:35] 嗯

[00:01:35] 按理说呀

[00:01:36] 我应该喊的

[00:01:37] 教师中

[00:01:38] 但是我没喊过啊

[00:01:40] 对吧

[00:01:41] 你喊我就偷偷吃猪

[00:01:45] 兔子

[00:01:46] 你给我说过岁数小是猪是猪的吗

[00:01:50] 苏叔叔啊叔叔

[00:01:53] 哎

[00:01:53] 我按这个形象来说

[00:01:58] 没听过诗书

[00:02:00] 有那么首歌献给我的师叔

[00:02:02] 还有的歌这么唱的啊

[00:02:05] 兄

[00:02:06] 你的鼻子有两个孔叔

[00:02:14] 孙老师

[00:02:15] 孙老师问你一个小问题

[00:02:18] 小问题有问题啊呃

[00:02:20] 如实的回答我

[00:02:21] 那不开玩笑

[00:02:22] 因为观众买票了

[00:02:23] 嗯

[00:02:24] 哼

[00:02:24] 您就听真实的答案

[00:02:26] 咱们别开玩笑

[00:02:27] 玩笑别胡闹

[00:02:28] 嗯

[00:02:31] 后悔当初调戏嫦娥吗

[00:02:40] 让他说实话

[00:02:42] 我我后悔

[00:02:44] 后悔未遂

[00:02:47] 是你跟嫦娥生的小白兔

[00:02:53] 小白兔胡说八道啊

[00:02:56] 今年才过年呢

[00:02:57] 那那也没有这么说

[00:02:58] 马上就过年了

[00:02:59] 别胡闹啊

[00:03:00] 不开玩笑了

[00:03:01] 嗯

[00:03:01] 孙老师是说

[00:03:02] 相声的

[00:03:03] 对对

[00:03:03] 相声说了好些年了

[00:03:05] 打小就说相声

[00:03:06] 打小就最开始学习

[00:03:08] 打小吗

[00:03:09] 什么叫讨论啊

[00:03:10] 报名啊

[00:03:11] 怎么报名啊

[00:03:12] 报菜名啊

[00:03:13] 经常的被

[00:03:14] 对不对

[00:03:15] 经常的吃是怎么着啊

[00:03:17] 你竟报菜名儿

[00:03:19] 报菜名儿背过吗

[00:03:21] 对吗

[00:03:21] 马上全席菜单子

[00:03:24] 这不一个活吗

[00:03:26] 啊啊

[00:03:27] 对

[00:03:27] 咱们都背过

[00:03:29] 就背了一个背不下来

[00:03:32] 老师不让他跟女同学玩

[00:03:36] 多的诱惑力的打扫

[00:03:39] 没见过你是不是啊

[00:03:50] 都开始背

[00:03:51] 背不下来

[00:03:52] 老师不让他跟女同学玩儿啊

[00:03:54] 一直到了高中

[00:03:55] 没见过女同学

[00:03:57] 都下工夫啊

[00:04:00] 我也太笨了

[00:04:01] 这是下工夫

[00:04:03] 向人家更好的学习

[00:04:05] 嗯

[00:04:05] 他总的来说还算是不错

[00:04:07] 是吗

[00:04:07] 后来小学毕业以后呢

[00:04:09] 就参加工作了

[00:04:13] 可能小学的毕业

[00:04:16] 我小学毕业都在23

[00:04:20] 没听说过你在小学四年级结的婚吗

[00:04:24] 啊

[00:04:26] 你不要28 到

[00:04:27] 是不是没有高中毕业

[00:04:29] 高中毕业

[00:04:30] 最起码的高中

[00:04:31] 高中毕业以后就参加工作了

[00:04:33] 嗯

[00:04:33] 在北京动物园当动物

[00:04:39] 隔壁有人挂马的隔离

[00:04:41] 一般人可没有这个魄力啊

[00:04:42] 一般人说不过呀

[00:04:45] 什么帮助什么

[00:04:46] 养动物

[00:04:48] 养动物

[00:04:49] 养大象

[00:04:50] 养了十年的大象

[00:04:53] 大象是越来越瘦

[00:04:59] 越来越怕哦

[00:05:01] 我都做到了

[00:05:04] 今天才承认

[00:05:05] 别承认

[00:05:06] 没关系

[00:05:07] 这哪是的

[00:05:08] 没关系嘛

[00:05:09] 反正后来就说了相声

[00:05:11] 为什么说相声呢

[00:05:13] 因为他们家里头啊

[00:05:14] 有这个跟相声是有渊源的

[00:05:17] 有关系

[00:05:18] 有干曲ed 的父亲

[00:05:20] 分类的父亲

[00:05:22] 郭老爷子不是说相声

[00:05:27] 我姓孙

[00:05:28] 我不能性骨不算话吗

[00:05:36] 我问你做的吗

[00:05:38] 怎么这么奇怪呢

[00:05:40] 你们骂奇怪

[00:05:41] 你说错了

[00:05:43] 李老爷子没有人性

[00:05:46] 孙

[00:05:46] 对他父亲姓孙

[00:05:48] 叫孙李

[00:05:51] 他母亲叫赵

[00:05:52] 前两句的啊

[00:05:55] 什么玩意儿

[00:05:56] 就跟跟老爷子啊

[00:05:58] 老爷子跟这个取一呢是有关系的

[00:06:01] 也站着他父亲

[00:06:03] 弹弦子了

[00:06:04] 嗯嗯嗯

[00:06:06] 弹弦子了

[00:06:07] 嗯

[00:06:09] 我

[00:06:10] 我不我不我不啊

[00:06:13] 这什么意思啊

[00:06:16] 您说那是真闲弹闲的了吗

[00:06:19] 这本身话

[00:06:20] 弹弦子了就癫痫对我说

[00:06:23] 你爸爸弹弦子了吗

[00:06:24] 你说半天了

[00:06:25] 他爸爸弹弦子了

[00:06:26] 他爸弹弦子了

[00:06:28] 爸爸弹弦子的

[00:06:31] 什么弹啊

[00:06:33] 弹弦了吗

[00:06:42] 对哦

[00:06:43] 乐队弹弦儿

[00:06:47] 你们没法沟通

[00:06:49] 不能说这种话吗

[00:06:50] 弹弦的弹甜的啊

[00:06:53] 对啊

[00:06:59] 嗯嗯

[00:07:02] 风格下啊

[00:07:09] 我说你爸爸是瞎子了吗

[00:07:12] 我的眼睛什么玩意儿

[00:07:14] 这最近演死了没

[00:07:17] 都都眼屎都快辣眼睛

[00:07:22] 反正眼睛不太舒服

[00:07:23] 我怎么关闭啊

[00:07:33] 好了好了

[00:07:35] 你好了吗

[00:07:42] 嗒嘀嗒嘀嗒嘀嗒嘀嗒嘀嗒

[00:07:49] 哎呀

[00:07:50] 都是快板快板儿啊快板的节奏吗

[00:07:55] 这不是咱们就弹的节奏很好听

[00:07:56] 哎呦

[00:07:57] 这嘎嗒叮嗒叮嗒叮嗒叮嗒叮嗒

[00:08:01] 再谈再谈

[00:08:03] 这个人就做不了怎么敲你们家的门老云了老李啊啊啊啊嗯嗯啦嗯

[00:08:16] 好听

[00:08:16] 骂狗呢勾

[00:08:21] 怎么说话呢

[00:08:23] 什么叫狗挠门呢

[00:08:24] 这才弄你知道吗

[00:08:28] 非洲那边人家走了

[00:08:30] 嗯

[00:08:31] 把那个强哥这会儿他母亲说话了

[00:08:34] 怎么他的母亲老北京人地地道道的说话唠呗

[00:08:40] 听这口音好听极了

[00:08:41] 特别好听

[00:08:42] 试试跟他跟他父亲开始沟通啊

[00:08:44] 说了我父亲这么说的

[00:08:46] 嗯

[00:08:47] 等着老头子呀

[00:08:49] 啊

[00:08:50] 我有一句话想说说不知道啦

[00:08:56] 我干什么啦

[00:08:59] 我干什么

[00:09:03] 你说你爸我俩的友谊啊

[00:09:07] 弄不动啊

[00:09:09] 咱先等等吧

[00:09:11] 我妈老北京的怎么这么切呀

[00:09:14] 我听着切嘛

[00:09:16] 啊

[00:09:17] 特别老的北京话得多

[00:09:20] 老还带口音的北京话有啊

[00:09:25] 咱这是老北京的口音

[00:09:27] 老百姓都那么欠不欠不欠

[00:09:31] 嗯

[00:09:32] 来北京啊

[00:09:38] 我有一句话想说

[00:09:39] 哎哟

[00:09:40] 我不知道当说不当说的挺客气的

[00:09:44] 大哥

[00:09:49] 莫以为你爸爸来了啊啊啊

[00:10:16] 老婆

[00:10:16] 我走了

[00:10:18] 你看你看你看

[00:10:25] 啥啊

[00:10:36] 越来越多了

[00:10:42] 所以碳算

[00:10:43] 嗯

[00:10:43] 所有见过

[00:10:44] 见过一看算没见过啊

[00:10:48] 有一句话想说吧

[00:10:51] 啊

[00:10:52] 你再把伞塞啊

[00:10:54] 你得配上闲着想你老婆狗粮满满

[00:11:06] 我说快板儿的分儿吗

[00:11:09] 你怎么叫你爸爸呢

[00:11:10] 哎哎

[00:11:11] 忙啊

[00:11:12] 没钱呢

[00:11:15] 都挠出节奏来了

[00:11:18] 我靠

[00:11:19] 饿着的

[00:11:25] 父亲一听

[00:11:26] 恍然大悟

[00:11:27] 啊

[00:11:29] 这会儿他父亲取钱带着冯绪泉呢啊

[00:11:38] 你就往上填子就完了

[00:11:40] 对了对了

[00:11:40] 嗯

[00:11:41] A 续个钱

[00:11:43] 他不愿意我再续个钱啊

[00:11:50] 哎哎

[00:11:51] 快去升级它了啊

[00:11:54] 三峡三峡

[00:11:55] A 就三根

[00:11:56] 就三根

[00:11:57] 三根弦续完了

[00:11:58] 续了三回结吧

[00:12:01] 命还真硬

[00:12:06] 都弄好了

[00:12:06] 嗯

[00:12:07] 真的太好听了

[00:12:08] 这会儿哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒呤哒呤哒呤哒

[00:12:15] 哎呀

[00:12:15] 回去这些弹弹完了

[00:12:20] 他父亲跟他母亲说了

[00:12:22] 他父亲呢

[00:12:22] 老北京人说话呢

[00:12:25] 老北京的口音是吗

[00:12:29] 老婆老婆子了

[00:12:32] 朋友一起打

[00:12:33] 想说

[00:12:34] 哎

[00:12:34] 俩人一个村儿的

[00:12:36] 我不知道当说不当说

[00:12:39] 刚才你说的话非常的对不对

[00:12:41] 嗯

[00:12:42] 都全是应该曲线

[00:12:44] 哎呀

[00:12:45] 相见也好

[00:12:46] 怎么样

[00:12:47] 觉得看唱的贼好听

[00:12:49] 好听好听啊啊啊

[00:12:57] 哎呦

[00:12:57] 吃了饭

[00:12:59] 他母亲说了

[00:12:59] 嗯

[00:13:04] 都已经不想说

[00:13:06] 哎

[00:13:07] 你我不知道当说不当说

[00:13:09] 华两口子甭这么破就好

[00:13:12] 客气说说

[00:13:13] 我说了那么多场等经打国足好运啊

[00:13:25] 北京大鼓啊

[00:13:28] 什么玩意儿的

[00:13:29] 北京那么多都会唱北京

[00:13:32] 法国应该会说北京话的

[00:13:35] 当然命前去唱北京大鼓手吧

[00:13:38] 怎么卖一一下

[00:13:39] 嗯

[00:13:40] 噢

[00:13:40] 正好他父亲说话了

[00:13:42] 往后一撇撇

[00:13:52] 配合你拍地和你拍老北京口音骂老北京拍照片啊

[00:14:00] 您别几颗呀

[00:14:01] 哎哟

[00:14:03] 从哪到北京

[00:14:05] 咱俩明天去唱北京大鼓

[00:14:07] 数吧

[00:14:08] 鳌拜两口子很高兴

[00:14:10] 躺在床上开始折腾

[00:14:12] 让他折腾过来折腾过去

[00:14:15] 折腾什么

[00:14:16] 折腾过来折腾过去

[00:14:18] 翻来覆去

[00:14:20] 翻来覆去啊

[00:14:24] 说你这话就不给牙怎么牙

[00:14:26] 怎么吩咐怎么吩咐

[00:14:29] 他高兴的兴奋呢

[00:14:31] 睡不着觉

[00:14:32] 辗转反复

[00:14:34] 完了辗转反侧

[00:14:37] A 丰富伢子辗转

[00:14:43] 咱们折腾到后半夜啊

[00:14:47] 里头还真棒

[00:14:49] 这俩人也都累了

[00:14:50] 那还不累呢

[00:14:55] 想什么呢

[00:14:56] 你就坐着呢

[00:14:58] 特老百姓话我撤

[00:15:11] 啊啊怎么破解呢

[00:15:16] 我有一句话想说

[00:15:18] 我不知道当说不当说了你就说

[00:15:23] 太深啊

[00:15:26] 不一定是打折

[00:15:29] 可是到目前为止咱们没有股啊

[00:15:35] 每股你唱什么大鼓书啊

[00:15:37] 就是美股怎么唱啊

[00:15:49] 这话题有意思

[00:15:53] 你说呢

[00:15:54] 你说的古的事儿

[00:15:56] 大伙儿啊啊啊啊啊

[00:16:13] 很聪明的

[00:16:15] 对面有一个没碰没碰没碰

[00:16:18] 旁边有一个股买卖没用

[00:16:21] 对

[00:16:21] 半夜给你买

[00:16:22] 没敲那个鼓不能给你拿

[00:16:24] 没哦没哦啊

[00:16:26] 有一个股半夜给人家送回来了吗

[00:16:31] 回来不就过来了吗

[00:16:34] 说好听吗

[00:16:36] 好听哈

[00:16:37] 嗯

[00:16:37] 回来以后母亲开始沟通

[00:16:40] 沟通嘛

[00:16:50] 有话就说

[00:16:51] 我有一句话想说

[00:16:53] 他说我不知道当说不当说

[00:16:55] 就说咱俩做一个小游戏吧

[00:17:00] 游戏嘛

[00:17:03] 堵着肉呢

[00:17:05] 能躲猫猫

[00:17:06] 那可慢慢白兔啊

[00:17:11] 补吧

[00:17:12] 唉呀

[00:17:12] 复古两口子卜卜了一宿了

[00:17:15] 一宿没睡着啊

[00:17:16] 咱们也折腾

[00:17:17] 后半夜让他鼓鼓

[00:17:19] 第二天早晨呢

[00:17:20] 上那个天桥去唱北京大鼓书天桥

[00:17:24] 想当初啊

[00:17:24] 天桥盛世唱什么的都有

[00:17:27] 京韵大鼓

[00:17:28] 京东大鼓

[00:17:29] 西河大鼓

[00:17:30] 单琴大鼓

[00:17:31] 都在这一带差酒行吧哥

[00:17:33] 嗯

[00:17:33] 专长上市嘛

[00:17:34] 每家门户呢

[00:17:35] 都是租三条板凳往那一摆

[00:17:38] 都没有租板凳鼓架子支好股

[00:17:40] 网上的元宵再弹得唱

[00:17:44] 唱完了人家给钱

[00:17:46] 都是这样

[00:17:46] 对对

[00:17:47] 唯独他父亲账号

[00:17:49] 嗯

[00:17:49] 方圆四米没人走

[00:17:52] 为什么

[00:17:53] 长的也不好看

[00:17:54] 弹的也不好听

[00:17:55] 挑的也不好听

[00:17:57] 哎呦

[00:17:57] 一天下来一分钱都没挣着

[00:17:59] 呃

[00:18:00] 倒贴了更多钱

[00:18:01] 到了晚上

[00:18:02] 嗯

[00:18:02] 他母亲跟他父亲说了

[00:18:04] 他说啊

[00:18:11] 我有一句话想说

[00:18:13] 我不知道咋说不咋说

[00:18:15] 咋说吧

[00:18:16] 这个北京市里边

[00:18:19] 他不懂啥叫不一定一般不熟

[00:18:22] 你可别这么说啊

[00:18:24] 大家农村去农村去唱吧

[00:18:27] 懂不懂再来机场打个打个啊啊

[00:18:42] 走吧走吧

[00:18:43] 一撇啦

[00:18:46] 宝贝

[00:18:47] 都铁上面倒吧

[00:18:49] 嗯

[00:18:49] 没有

[00:18:49] 回家都没有睡觉

[00:18:51] 早了一宿

[00:18:52] 第二天早晨

[00:18:53] 来到河北省固安县

[00:18:56] 老总

[00:18:56] 没事

[00:18:58] 你还真疼啊

[00:19:02] 哎呀

[00:19:02] 找个坑口股价的往那一爬

[00:19:06] 往上一放

[00:19:06] 开始挑

[00:19:07] 开始弹

[00:19:08] 招人儿正谈着呢

[00:19:09] 正敲着呢

[00:19:10] 由打胡同口碰到一个老太太

[00:19:13] 村里来人了

[00:19:13] 七十来岁

[00:19:15] 哎哟

[00:19:15] 出来了

[00:19:16] 你听这怎么回事儿啊

[00:19:17] 嗯

[00:19:17] 老太太问一问

[00:19:19] 老太太河北人

[00:19:20] 说话呢

[00:19:21] 有些口音

[00:19:22] 跟他母亲开始沟通交流

[00:19:27] 嗯

[00:19:29] 二位这是干什么的呀

[00:19:31] 二位这是外地口音啊

[00:19:36] 这怎么弹啊

[00:19:38] 这比我爸妈可清楚多了啊

[00:19:41] 给你卖D 什么YD 走到了吧

[00:19:44] 这是怎么弹啊

[00:19:46] 哎哟

[00:19:47] 唱什么呀

[00:19:49] 老太太一把相除

[00:19:52] 谁都不认识这句

[00:19:56] 咱看

[00:19:57] 咱俩去唱迪停打过手

[00:19:59] 哎呀

[00:20:00] 老太太揍你啊

[00:20:01] 给你打个折

[00:20:02] 别说这俩呢

[00:20:03] 嗯嗯

[00:20:05] 北京大古树

[00:20:06] 哎哟

[00:20:06] 那这味儿怎么比我还切呀

[00:20:09] 扔出来了

[00:20:09] 怎么回事儿

[00:20:10] 你哪的呀

[00:20:11] 嗯

[00:20:12] 来看看咱俩谁难换本怎么办

[00:20:16] 噢

[00:20:17] 原来北三环这个口音呐

[00:20:20] 我没去过北三环

[00:20:21] 哎呀

[00:20:22] 那得了

[00:20:22] 怎么个唱法

[00:20:23] 怎么个听法呀

[00:20:24] 多少钱呢

[00:20:25] 多少钱呢

[00:20:26] 我听一听

[00:20:27] 嗯

[00:20:28] 拜拜大家

[00:20:29] 市场一块钱

[00:20:31] 嗯

[00:20:31] 一百三一个白线

[00:20:32] 嗯

[00:20:33] 100年一块钱

[00:20:36] 很便宜

[00:20:37] 差100天加一晚上

[00:20:38] 嗯

[00:20:39] 大猫不会算账

[00:20:44] 谁不会算账

[00:20:45] 这一白天一块钱啊

[00:20:47] 这一白天加上晚上才八毛

[00:20:50] 嗯

[00:20:50] 少两毛

[00:20:51] 你看天空

[00:20:52] 说明他没有他爸爸聪明

[00:20:55] 等着

[00:20:55] 为什么唱一白天是一块钱唱一白

[00:20:58] 一晚上是八毛钱的

[00:20:59] 为什么唱一白天是给了一块钱

[00:21:02] 得回家呀

[00:21:04] 噢

[00:21:04] 得住店呢

[00:21:05] 走路的注定这钱谁掏啊

[00:21:08] 恶演唱一白天加一晚上

[00:21:10] 其实不是

[00:21:10] 一晚上唱前半夜后半夜就在人家里留宿了

[00:21:15] 把头发变了

[00:21:16] 就说搁谁

[00:21:16] 谁也不听了

[00:21:17] 后半夜儿

[00:21:18] 这个您暂时不用花这个钱了

[00:21:20] 儿童的a

[00:21:22] 老太太一听唱

[00:21:23] 一天一宿才八毛钱吧

[00:21:28] 跟我走上你们家

[00:21:30] 哎哟

[00:21:31] 人家哎呀啊

[00:21:33] 老兵骗子

[00:21:34] 这是个你家有电啊啊诶

[00:21:48] 老太太

[00:21:50] 老大爷

[00:21:51] 走吧

[00:21:52] 都乱了

[00:21:53] 咱家里头吧

[00:21:54] 老太太家里地方很大是吗

[00:21:56] 有一个很大的房间

[00:21:57] 老太太一听啊懂周大福

[00:21:59] 他很高兴

[00:22:00] 把街坊四邻全都给叫过来了

[00:22:02] 哎呦

[00:22:03] 大婶啊

[00:22:04] 二婶啊

[00:22:05] 什么大叔啊二叔啊

[00:22:06] 全都叫到家里来了

[00:22:08] 亲戚朋友们啊

[00:22:09] 坐了一屋子人呐

[00:22:10] 嗯

[00:22:10] 旁边有个小孩在闹

[00:22:12] 老太太还生气了

[00:22:13] 生气了孙子给我躲开我啊

[00:22:22] 哎呀妈呀

[00:22:24] 谁骂街

[00:22:24] 怎么教孙辈躲开什么意思吗

[00:22:28] 不知道那个小孩喊她叫奶奶是不是孙子

[00:22:34] 你奶奶喊你儿子呀

[00:22:41] 他不是外地人骂

[00:22:45] 哦呦

[00:22:48] 这真的是外地啊

[00:22:52] 外地人的口音呐

[00:22:56] 躲开你

[00:22:59] 哎呀

[00:23:00] 知道骂皇上你特别高兴啊

[00:23:05] 二婶儿的二婶

[00:23:07] 二婶离他比较远一些

[00:23:09] 这边好的

[00:23:10] 嗯

[00:23:11] 这个老太太跟二婶关系特别好

[00:23:12] 嗯

[00:23:13] 他希望这个二审啊做自己的旁边

[00:23:15] 嗯

[00:23:15] 二审啊

[00:23:16] 过来过来过大海

[00:23:19] 这还好

[00:23:20] 听得清楚

[00:23:21] 听得真真儿的坐着

[00:23:23] 嘿

[00:23:26] 哎

[00:23:27] 二位

[00:23:28] 别打呆着啦

[00:23:29] 唱吧

[00:23:30] 开始吧

[00:23:30] 嗯

[00:23:32] 快点看啊

[00:23:34] 大力大力大大力a

[00:23:37] 怎么折骨头走进

[00:23:41] 你折了没关系啊

[00:23:43] 老太太高兴了

[00:23:44] 老太太高兴

[00:23:45] 二婶二婶儿听见了吗

[00:23:47] 瞧见了吗

[00:23:48] 鞋子都弹舌了

[00:23:50] 那怎么了

[00:23:51] 为什么为什么为什么

[00:23:56] 卖力气啊

[00:23:58] 得了啊

[00:24:03] 还明白啊

[00:24:04] 不扯了

[00:24:05] 怎么办怎么办

[00:24:07] 不用谈啦不谈啦

[00:24:08] 嗯

[00:24:09] 你就挑吧

[00:24:10] 主要听内容啊

[00:24:14] 老北京人啊

[00:24:17] 嗯

[00:24:20] 哎

[00:24:21] 我也Lu la Lu la

[00:24:23] 哎呀

[00:24:23] Lu 老太太高兴

[00:24:24] 二审

[00:24:25] 二审

[00:24:25] 腊骨头敲漏了

[00:24:28] 为什么人家卖力气啊

[00:24:32] 二

[00:24:32] 小三

[00:24:32] 不要说话了

[00:24:33] 咱听一听好不好听

[00:24:35] 呃

[00:24:35] 也别谈了

[00:24:36] 也不要超了

[00:24:37] 咱们直接唱吧

[00:24:38] 好不好

[00:24:38] 二

[00:24:39] 咱注意听

[00:24:39] 咱不要说话

[00:24:40] 唱孙悟空大战猪八戒

[00:24:47] 二婶

[00:24:48] 二婶儿听见了吗

[00:24:50] 听什么意思吗

[00:24:51] 什么意思

[00:24:52] 孙悟空大战猪八戒啊

[00:24:53] 这是西游记的故事啊

[00:24:56] 是个猪横

[00:25:01] 是中间是什么

[00:25:03] 老太太

[00:25:04] 那是不可能的

[00:25:06] 孙悟空是那个头

[00:25:08] 猪八戒是那个猪

[00:25:09] 你真傻了吧

[00:25:14] 来吧

[00:25:15] 听吧听吧

[00:25:16] 孙悟空特别的厉害

[00:25:18] 孙悟空有

[00:25:19] 他有一金箍棒

[00:25:20] 猪八戒呢

[00:25:21] E 耙子兰

[00:25:22] 噼里啪啦噼里啪啦噼里啪啦的打起来了

[00:25:30] 唱孙悟空大战猪八戒啊

[00:25:39] 你听见了吗

[00:25:39] 嗯

[00:25:41] 又给唱了一遍

[00:25:43] 什么意思

[00:25:44] 为什么呢

[00:25:44] 为什么

[00:25:45] 怕咱岁数大了

[00:25:47] 耳朵疼了哦

[00:25:48] 怕咱们听不清楚

[00:25:49] 照顾老人

[00:25:50] 又给唱了一遍

[00:25:52] 多好啊

[00:25:53] 二婶

[00:25:53] 咱不要说话了

[00:25:54] 听人家唱

[00:25:55] 怎么样

[00:25:56] 唱孙悟空大战猪八戒

[00:26:02] 二婶

[00:26:03] 二婶儿听见了吗

[00:26:05] 人家又给唱了一遍

[00:26:07] 呃

[00:26:08] 为什么呢

[00:26:10] 卖什么卖什么呀卖什么呢

[00:26:14] 大了耳朵疼啦

[00:26:16] 又给唱了一遍

[00:26:18] 23

[00:26:18] 不要说话了

[00:26:19] 再听你唱好不好

[00:26:21] 猪八戒大三

[00:26:22] 那孙悟空二审啊

[00:26:25] 听见了吗

[00:26:26] 我说什么来着

[00:26:28] 猪八戒反手了吧

[00:26:32] 哎呀

[00:26:33] 猪八戒也不是好找的

[00:26:36] 跟我讲

[00:26:36] 噼里啪啦

[00:26:37] 猪八戒厉害的打起来了

[00:26:42] 哎哟

[00:26:42] 咱不要说话

[00:26:43] 咱听一唱好不好

[00:26:45] 送风大战猪八戒

[00:26:48] 猪八戒大战孙悟空孙悟空大战猪八戒二婶你听见了吗

[00:26:56] 人家涨了一个调门na 有什么用啊

[00:26:59] 调门儿说明人家卖力气不要说话儿

[00:27:02] 听您唱行不行

[00:27:03] 咱们不要说话了好不好

[00:27:04] 二审

[00:27:07] 这会儿他二婶儿说话了什么

[00:27:09] 我他妈弄死你

[00:27:10] 得了

[00:27:12] 哎呀

[00:27:12] 从头到尾我说一句话了吗

[00:27:16] 听你一个人在那儿多不多多不多

[00:27:19] 还多不多了

[00:27:39] 孙悟空大战猪八戒

[00:27:42] 猪八戒大战孙悟空

[00:27:45] 孙悟空大战猪八戒

[00:27:48] 猪八戒大战孙悟空

[00:27:51] 孙悟空大战猪八戒

[00:27:54] 猪八戒打的那个悟空

[00:27:57] 哎呀

[00:27:58] 就这两句

[00:27:59] 然后来句有打上午十点一直唱到后半夜一点半

[00:28:05] 或屋里的人全都走了

[00:28:09] 他不走就剩老

[00:28:11] 一个人了

[00:28:11] 哎呀

[00:28:12] 哪怕他心里琢磨了

[00:28:13] 琢磨什么呀

[00:28:14] 这是我们家啊

[00:28:15] 这不是我们家啊的

[00:28:18] 我就做什么玩意儿啊

[00:28:23] 别唱

[00:28:24] 别唱了

[00:28:25] 好家伙的

[00:28:26] 知道一诸侯就敢唱西游记啊啊

[00:28:29] 你要是吃不了长虫

[00:28:31] 你不得唱白蛇传子嘛

[00:28:32] 啊

[00:28:33] 咱明白

[00:28:34] 你懂的

[00:28:34] 不吵啊

[00:28:36] 别吵啊

[00:28:37] 孙悟空

[00:28:41] 嗯嗯啊啊

[00:28:45] 你是不累啊

[00:28:47] 那猪大头都累了

[00:28:48] 哎呀

[00:28:48] 好

[00:28:49] 这都八万多回合了

[00:28:52] 还打折呢

[00:28:53] 还堵着呢啊

[00:28:55] 行了行了

[00:28:56] 歇会儿吧

[00:28:56] 啊行行

[00:29:00] 嗯啊

[00:29:03] 来来来啊

[00:29:04] 咱俩吃啥呀

[00:29:06] 过了

[00:29:07] 好家伙

[00:29:07] 还要吃的啊

[00:29:09] 真没羞没臊啊

[00:29:10] 怎么了

[00:29:11] 你问的猪呢猴都吃了吗

[00:29:13] 没有

[00:29:14] 他们俩

[00:29:15] 人家俩溜溜打了一天啦

[00:29:17] 哎呀

[00:29:18] 美Y 键哪去了呢

[00:29:20] 好家伙

[00:29:20] 你还吃东西啊

[00:29:22] 也就是我老太太

[00:29:23] 我刀子嘴

[00:29:24] 我豆腐心呢啊

[00:29:26] 有东西吃有吗

[00:29:27] 能到头有六个大波波的饽饽的哥们儿

[00:29:32] 后头这是我老头死的时候

[00:29:33] 真的

[00:29:35] 老头死几年啦

[00:29:36] 八年啦

[00:29:37] 五六个大饽饽都八年

[00:29:40] 还有两碗黄豆

[00:29:42] 黄豆

[00:29:43] 干炒的黄豆

[00:29:44] 哎哟

[00:29:44] 这真要不就黄豆多硬啊

[00:29:48] 那也得吃啊

[00:29:49] 六个研发呀啊

[00:29:51] 能吃吧

[00:29:52] 啊啊

[00:29:56] 老太太啊

[00:29:57] 一句话说你们家里有车没有啊啊啊啊

[00:30:07] 好

[00:30:07] 弄不开呀

[00:30:08] 这大衣柜没有随便吃啊哎呀

[00:30:12] 那怎么办

[00:30:12] 那就吃啊

[00:30:14] 你们吃鸽子就黄豆

[00:30:18] 吃完了老太太来喝茶呀

[00:30:20] 喝完了还喝呀

[00:30:22] 啊

[00:30:23] 你问那株那头儿都喝了吗

[00:30:26] 老三就住院了

[00:30:28] 臭不要脸啊

[00:30:31] 嗯

[00:30:31] 这个刚刚在后头啊

[00:30:33] 有一水缸

[00:30:34] 水缸里头你猜怎么着怎么着

[00:30:36] 流水

[00:30:37] 废话

[00:30:37] He na 没得喝啊

[00:30:40] 一个人喝两个

[00:30:42] 桥梁水中喝两个汤就喝了

[00:30:44] 来

[00:30:44] 看看咱俩住哪在哪

[00:30:47] 也就是我呀

[00:30:48] 嗯

[00:30:49] 我心善啊

[00:30:50] 抗都给你们捎得了

[00:30:52] 五号

[00:30:52] 你们俩内屋

[00:30:54] 我在这屋

[00:30:54] 咱俩就隔一道墙

[00:30:57] 隔一道门

[00:30:58] 噢

[00:30:59] 睡觉吧

[00:31:02] 嗯嗯

[00:31:04] 也累了

[00:31:05] 唱一天了

[00:31:06] 虽然就两句

[00:31:07] 但是唱一天了啊

[00:31:08] 别提这事儿

[00:31:09] 凑到了后半夜可坏了

[00:31:12] 怎么了

[00:31:13] 能怎么的呀

[00:31:16] 一人当个大波

[00:31:19] 一碗黄豆

[00:31:21] 两瓢凉水

[00:31:23] 底下磨抗一坑

[00:31:26] 上边棉被一捂

[00:31:30] 快天亮的时候

[00:31:31] 嗯

[00:31:35] 就止不住了

[00:31:37] 怎么啦

[00:31:37] 你就听这个屋里头啊啊

[00:31:42] 啊呜啊呜

[00:31:55] 受不了

[00:31:57] 连续到了得有40 分钟了

[00:32:00] 这屋里啊

[00:32:00] 谁也看不见谁了好吗

[00:32:03] 浓烟滚滚

[00:32:04] 那人都辣眼呐

[00:32:06] 哎哟

[00:32:07] 好家伙

[00:32:08] 韭菜P 呀

[00:32:09] 飞牙那么臭

[00:32:11] 哎哟

[00:32:12] 萝卜P 户口那么臭啊

[00:32:15] 电线屁臭一溜

[00:32:16] 蛤蟆屁臭一坑啊

[00:32:18] 这哪是屁呀

[00:32:20] 勾点芡就是屎啊

[00:32:21] 哎呀

[00:32:23] 我这闹的实在是受不了了啊

[00:32:27] 好家伙子

[00:32:28] 这个P 啊

[00:32:29] 飘飘荡荡

[00:32:30] 晃晃悠悠

[00:32:32] 就跟聊斋似的啊

[00:32:34] 来到了老太太那个屋里头

[00:32:36] 闹进京了

[00:32:37] 生生的把老太太呛醒了啊

[00:32:42] 哎呀

[00:32:42] 怎么啦

[00:32:43] 这是第三次世界大战开始啦

[00:32:46] 啊啊啊

[00:32:54] 这还真吸两口呢

[00:32:56] 受不了啊

[00:32:58] 嗯

[00:32:59] 不行

[00:33:00] 我找的那个P 人

[00:33:02] 我不能做这个屁下之鬼

[00:33:05] 哎呀

[00:33:06] 老太太摸索着穿好了衣服

[00:33:08] 啊

[00:33:08] 开开这个门

[00:33:10] 一开这个门

[00:33:11] 搭了这老太太出去

[00:33:13] 乐了半天

[00:33:14] 老太太爬起来

[00:33:15] 哎呀

[00:33:16] 王蓉一瞧

[00:33:18] 我来到了镇上啊

[00:33:20] 我怎么看不见这个床啊

[00:33:22] 哎呀

[00:33:23] 老太太拿一大姑娘往外删

[00:33:25] 删了都有十分钟再看才看的那个床

[00:33:28] 嗯

[00:33:28] 在看那个被子

[00:33:29] 如果还放

[00:33:32] 还放着呢

[00:33:34] 啊

[00:33:35] 老太太紧走两步

[00:33:36] 把这个被子一掀起来

[00:33:38] 揪着他父亲的脖领子

[00:33:39] 真的起来起来

[00:33:41] 给我接着

[00:33:42] 老太太

[00:33:43] 咱唱的不是不好听吗

[00:33:45] 不好听也给你放屁啊