《惊雷搞笑版》歌词

[00:00:00] 惊雷搞笑版 - MC词帆

[00:00:00] 词：马达

[00:00:00] 女：

[00:00:04] 惊雷我接个电话

[00:00:06] 喂喂喂喂你是谁

[00:00:07] 紫电我信号不好

[00:00:08] 没没没没没听见

[00:00:09] 乌云我脑瓜

[00:00:10] 反应有点迟钝

[00:00:11] 你先别说其它

[00:00:13] 你要有事儿赶紧问

[00:00:14] 天地沦陷气吞山河蹦

[00:00:16] 沙卡拉卡要要切克闹

[00:00:19] 男：

[00:00:20] 你说别再笑了

[00:00:21] 嘴上都起泡了

[00:00:21] 社会摇你别再跳了

[00:00:23] 赶紧吃点药吧

[00:00:24] 你说心里疼了

[00:00:25] 瞅你也快不行了

[00:00:27] 挂个点滴瓶子

[00:00:28] 难受快打120吧

[00:00:29] 你说情快断了

[00:00:31] 发型都凌乱了

[00:00:32] 你妈喊你回家吃饭

[00:00:34] 赶紧****吧

[00:00:35] 要要切克闹

[00:00:37] 女：

[00:00:37] 三生三世十里桃花

[00:00:39] 就像广场舞大妈

[00:00:40] 左手拿瓶哇哈哈

[00:00:41] 右手拿两烤地瓜

[00:00:42] 一百三十二阵风

[00:00:44] 大妈好像会武功

[00:00:45] 身影好似孙悟空

[00:00:46] 脚底踩这一阵风

[00:00:48] 要要切克闹

[00:00:49] 男：

[00:00:50] 刀不行我拿锹

[00:00:50] 山炸倒我就撩

[00:00:52] 火把你房子烧

[00:00:53] 海大虾可劲捞

[00:00:55] 风吹我头发偏

[00:00:56] 花开在太平间

[00:00:58] 雪下了好几天

[00:00:59] 月好似甜甜圈