《水浒全传199集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 胡彦硕再次遇上花和尚鲁智深

[00:00:06] 两个人讲好了

[00:00:08] 今儿个不分胜负

[00:00:10] 决不拔冰

[00:00:13] 呼延硕说

[00:00:14] 我先砸你三边

[00:00:18] 秃驴

[00:00:19] 你敢接吗

[00:00:20] He he he

[00:00:23] 漫说三边30 边

[00:00:27] 毛眼不惧

[00:00:30] 好累

[00:00:31] 你街边的

[00:00:33] 嗯

[00:00:37] 胡延硕攒足了气力

[00:00:39] 流星赶月双边就砸下来了

[00:00:44] 鲁智深是个硬汉子

[00:00:46] 从来吃软不吃硬

[00:00:49] 使了个横担铁

[00:00:51] 门栓举火烧天式

[00:00:54] 用大铁铲往上一架开哟

[00:00:59] 啊

[00:01:03] 这下砸的

[00:01:05] 把胡延硕的双边掂起了三尺半高

[00:01:10] 屋檐竖着身子一摘

[00:01:13] 好悬

[00:01:14] 没从

[00:01:14] 马上摔下去

[00:01:16] 腰眼的嘎巴还响了一声

[00:01:19] 腰间盘好像没脱出

[00:01:23] 这兜了一圈回来了

[00:01:29] 鲁智深

[00:01:30] 那也够呛

[00:01:32] 眼前直冒金星

[00:01:35] 两个肩头的骨头节儿嘎巴嘎巴直响

[00:01:39] 在马上摘两栽

[00:01:40] 晃了两晃

[00:01:42] 他骑的那个大白马就往下一趴一

[00:01:46] 然后四个蹄儿一直四条腿一只了

[00:01:51] 没摔下马来

[00:01:53] 嘿嘿

[00:01:54] 真行啊

[00:01:55] A

[00:01:56] 胡延硕好大的劲头儿

[00:01:58] 你砸完我了

[00:02:00] 咱一对一

[00:02:01] 我该杂你了

[00:02:03] 睫毛的大产

[00:02:10] 胡延硕、狮子插花往上一揭开呀

[00:02:15] 差一啊

[00:02:19] 胡延硕在马上摘两栽晃两晃

[00:02:23] 其弟青鬃马也往下一沓一沓

[00:02:29] 这马一尥蹶子蹦起来多高啊

[00:02:33] 比如说人骑着马的力量都在马身上

[00:02:36] 那马也吃劲儿

[00:02:39] 鲁智深感觉到虎口发麻

[00:02:43] 哎呀

[00:02:44] 麻麻

[00:02:45] 好小子

[00:02:46] 来来

[00:02:47] 你再砸我

[00:02:49] 书说简短

[00:02:51] 三编队三产未分胜负

[00:02:56] 两个人杀的兴起

[00:02:58] 再来再来花

[00:03:04] 咱这么说都玩儿了命

[00:03:07] 答

[00:03:07] 斗到30 回合未分胜负

[00:03:12] 这鲁智深就不想下去

[00:03:14] 非跟他决一雌雄

[00:03:17] 在背后观战的各位英雄好汉看得清清

[00:03:22] 青面兽

[00:03:23] 杨志跟武松一商量不行

[00:03:26] 不行啊

[00:03:27] 咱大哥性情暴躁

[00:03:30] 万一有点儿闪失

[00:03:31] 那还得了

[00:03:33] 咱主要还得等梁山D 信

[00:03:37] 五二丽

[00:03:37] 你在后头关站

[00:03:39] 我去接英子塔壳

[00:03:42] 青面兽

[00:03:43] 杨志催马一枪来替换鲁智深

[00:03:48] 鲁智深极不情愿塞家

[00:03:52] 跟他尚未分出胜败

[00:03:55] 大哥听我的

[00:03:58] 分出胜败能怎么样

[00:04:01] 交给我

[00:04:02] 你去喘喘气儿

[00:04:05] 鲁智深没办法

[00:04:06] 学马回归本队

[00:04:09] 他到那喝水

[00:04:10] 喘气儿咱不说

[00:04:12] 单说青面兽杨志

[00:04:14] 冷笑了一声

[00:04:15] 呼延说来来来

[00:04:17] 我陪你走几趟

[00:04:20] 照我大哥那种打法

[00:04:22] 毛也不惧你

[00:04:24] 西欧早接枪刷就一枪

[00:04:28] 咱这么说吧

[00:04:30] 他俩又达到了30 回合

[00:04:33] 未分胜负

[00:04:35] 你看这呼延硕

[00:04:36] 今天豁出去了

[00:04:38] 就等于一个人占俩

[00:04:42] 那鲁智深消耗了她大半的体力

[00:04:46] 现在又换了个劲敌

[00:04:48] 杨志那也不是好惹的

[00:04:51] 所以这胡言硕累的是灰白

[00:04:54] 假懈怠

[00:04:56] 郎涛松勉强在这儿支持者

[00:05:00] 青面兽杨志也冒了汗

[00:05:02] 也战不倒呼延硕

[00:05:05] 武松遗憾

[00:05:07] 别让自己的人吃了亏啊

[00:05:10] 吩咐一声宁津

[00:05:13] 啦啦啦啦

[00:05:16] 罗生一讲

[00:05:18] 杨志只得叫他回去虚晃一枪

[00:05:21] 拨马回归

[00:05:23] 本队人家收了兵了

[00:05:26] 呼延硕也没敢追啊

[00:05:28] 累

[00:05:29] 完了都嘿嘿嘿

[00:05:34] 新说话真够呛

[00:05:36] 这武松要在上来非要了我的命不可老天保佑啊

[00:05:42] 到现在涨告一段落

[00:05:45] 胜兵

[00:05:47] 领兵带队回了青州

[00:05:51] 慕容知府一职

[00:05:53] 在城楼上观战看得清清楚楚

[00:05:57] 你说这家伙

[00:05:59] 回来之后

[00:06:00] 不但不安抚胡彦硕

[00:06:03] 是冷嘲热讽啊

[00:06:06] 呼延说呀

[00:06:08] 今儿个你对比本府看得清清

[00:06:12] 你毫无建树啊

[00:06:15] 跟两个人伸手一个

[00:06:18] 你都没待着

[00:06:19] 哪怕给他们放点雪占点儿便宜也行

[00:06:24] 哎

[00:06:25] 结果白白的把它们放锅了

[00:06:28] 照这样下去怎么得了啊

[00:06:31] 哎

[00:06:32] 你说

[00:06:33] 你在我这儿吃

[00:06:35] 你在我这儿住

[00:06:36] 立不了什么功劳

[00:06:39] 另本府寒心哪

[00:06:43] 呼延弱气的这心噔噔噔噔噔就跳成一格

[00:06:48] 无言以对

[00:06:51] 胡延硕鑫说话了

[00:06:52] 我不能对牛弹琴

[00:06:55] 他就是牛

[00:06:56] 就是驴

[00:06:59] 人情不懂

[00:07:00] 四六不透啊

[00:07:01] 嗯

[00:07:02] 我累成这个样子了

[00:07:05] 我一颗血腥啊

[00:07:08] 我在这儿保卫青州

[00:07:09] 到头来换了这么一套

[00:07:13] 可本来嘛

[00:07:15] 也没抓着对方

[00:07:16] 一个人也感觉到内久

[00:07:20] 呼延硕回归下处

[00:07:23] 前去生气

[00:07:25] 答

[00:07:26] 这一天开始

[00:07:27] 他们有时候出战

[00:07:29] 有时候不打

[00:07:30] 慕容之辱

[00:07:32] 一直那脸蛋的沉着

[00:07:35] 不理胡延硕

[00:07:37] 内部之间就发生了裂痕

[00:07:41] 按下他们咱不说

[00:07:44] 单表白虎山

[00:07:45] 二爷孔亮

[00:07:48] 带着一个小伙气儿

[00:07:50] 化妆改扮

[00:07:52] 穿州过府

[00:07:53] 非止一日

[00:07:55] 这天到了水泊梁山

[00:07:58] 到了金沙江的外围了

[00:08:01] 没来过

[00:08:02] 蒙灯转向

[00:08:04] 转了好几里地

[00:08:06] 没有头绪

[00:08:08] 这水泊梁山的大寨在什么地方

[00:08:12] 也看不清楚

[00:08:14] 抬头一看

[00:08:15] 路口儿有个酒馆

[00:08:18] 嗯

[00:08:19] 到这儿打听打听吧

[00:08:21] 两个人进了酒馆

[00:08:23] 要了四个菜

[00:08:24] 两壶酒

[00:08:26] 吃饭是假的

[00:08:28] 问路是真的

[00:08:30] 一看里边儿柜台后

[00:08:32] 做这个掌柜的大个儿

[00:08:35] 长得面色蓝靛耳目冒光

[00:08:39] 虽然是青衣小帽

[00:08:42] 但是透着威风

[00:08:45] 孔亮就过来了

[00:08:47] A

[00:08:48] 请问阁下

[00:08:50] 您是这里掌柜的不错

[00:08:53] 小店是我开的

[00:08:55] 客官您有事儿

[00:08:58] 我们是外乡人

[00:09:00] 对

[00:09:00] 本地不熟

[00:09:02] 我想打听打听

[00:09:05] 这水泊梁山的大寨在何处

[00:09:10] 这掌柜的一听

[00:09:12] 当时就愣了一下

[00:09:13] 上下打量孔二爷

[00:09:17] 不是

[00:09:18] 朋友

[00:09:19] 你为什么要打听水泊梁山大寨啊

[00:09:24] 我来找个朋友

[00:09:26] 找谁找呼保义、及时雨孝义黑三郎、宋江、宋公明

[00:09:35] 额

[00:09:38] 你认识宋江太认识了

[00:09:41] 她在我们家住过大半年

[00:09:44] 他还是我爹爹干儿子

[00:09:47] 从我爹那儿论

[00:09:49] 我跟宋江是弟兄

[00:09:52] 请问客官尊姓大名

[00:09:55] 我姓孔

[00:09:56] 我叫孔亮

[00:09:57] 我有个哥哥叫孔明

[00:10:00] 我爹叫孔太公

[00:10:03] 那客观有什么事儿

[00:10:05] 能不能先跟我透个底不行

[00:10:09] 我一肚子话

[00:10:10] 非得见着宋江

[00:10:12] 我才能说

[00:10:14] 那好吧

[00:10:15] 请稍候片刻

[00:10:17] 华夏再多给加俩菜上一壶酒

[00:10:23] 这组说完了

[00:10:24] 从柜台出来

[00:10:25] 推个后门

[00:10:27] 到了后院

[00:10:29] 后院儿挺宽敞

[00:10:31] 院脖子也挺长

[00:10:33] 再把后院的门开开面对金沙江

[00:10:38] 他就来到金沙江的江边

[00:10:41] 旁边有个木头架子

[00:10:43] 上头挂着弓和降阶

[00:10:46] 一伸手把弓摘下来

[00:10:49] 摘了三只

[00:10:50] 想见你就说

[00:10:52] 想见是干嘛的

[00:10:53] 是信号见

[00:10:55] 不是舍人的那件头儿带哨儿这玩意儿射出去

[00:11:00] 借助空气摩擦的力量能发出一种尖叫

[00:11:06] 故事叫信号键

[00:11:08] 又叫详见

[00:11:10] 在看这个主

[00:11:12] 搭上箭之后

[00:11:14] 对着对方的芦苇啪

[00:11:18] 嗯

[00:11:21] 耙耙耙

[00:11:23] 嗯

[00:11:27] 三只想见划破天空

[00:11:30] 发出刺耳的声音

[00:11:34] 金沙江对岸芦苇塘之中有放哨的小船

[00:11:40] 听着自家人D 信号儿

[00:11:42] 知道有事儿

[00:11:43] 时间不大

[00:11:45] 三只小船从芦苇钻出

[00:11:49] 每只船上都有七名水手

[00:11:52] 一个当头儿的

[00:11:54] 当头儿的

[00:11:54] 过来一看

[00:11:55] 认识

[00:11:57] 发信号的掌柜的非是旁人

[00:12:00] 也是水泊梁山一个小头目

[00:12:03] 旱地忽律

[00:12:05] 姓朱

[00:12:06] 叫朱归

[00:12:09] 猪头

[00:12:10] 有事儿啊

[00:12:11] 有事儿

[00:12:13] 方才来俩人

[00:12:15] 其中有个人自爆叫孔亮是孔家庄的人

[00:12:20] 要见咱们大头领

[00:12:22] 烦恼

[00:12:23] 你们给送个信儿吧

[00:12:24] 头顶是见还是不见

[00:12:27] 把详细的经过一说

[00:12:30] 值班的小偷儿听清楚了

[00:12:32] 调转船头

[00:12:34] 到大寨去送信

[00:12:38] 书说简短

[00:12:39] 宋江得知芯儿之后就一愣

[00:12:42] 洪亮

[00:12:43] 哎呀

[00:12:43] 我兄弟

[00:12:46] 他从哪儿来呀

[00:12:48] 我太想念他了请

[00:12:52] 宋江搭了个请字

[00:12:54] 小头目荡着船右键

[00:12:57] 旱地忽律

[00:12:58] 朱贵跟他这一说

[00:13:00] 朱贵听头认得

[00:13:03] 那没得可说了

[00:13:04] 转身来到饭馆

[00:13:06] 欠着二爷

[00:13:07] 孔亮二爷多有慢待

[00:13:12] 我家宋头领有

[00:13:13] 只是请你寨中一件好好

[00:13:17] 我求之不得

[00:13:18] 求之不得

[00:13:20] 不用会变

[00:13:21] 饭前这块儿有人请客

[00:13:24] 旱地忽律

[00:13:25] 朱贵领着他到后面登上小船

[00:13:29] 小船易掉头

[00:13:30] 当飘飘钻进芦苇左拐右拐

[00:13:35] 有时候河道宽

[00:13:37] 有时候河道窄呀

[00:13:39] 过了芦苇塘

[00:13:41] 再往前走了一段路

[00:13:43] 这才看见水泊梁山

[00:13:47] 在金沙江环绕之中

[00:13:50] 一片旱地

[00:13:51] 这就是中平大寨

[00:13:54] 洪亮一看

[00:13:56] 好家伙

[00:13:57] 比我那白虎山威风多了

[00:14:02] 这么大一片

[00:14:04] 这要藏个百万人

[00:14:07] 简直都看不出拥挤来

[00:14:09] 好地方

[00:14:11] 过了三倒碗子城

[00:14:14] 再往前走了一段路

[00:14:16] 才来到中平大寨

[00:14:18] 宋江领人在这儿恭候着

[00:14:22] 哎呀

[00:14:22] 孔二爷一看宋江

[00:14:25] 认识

[00:14:27] 虽然分别几年了

[00:14:29] 发现宋江没什么大变样

[00:14:31] 只是比过去稍微胖了一些

[00:14:34] 衣服换穿绸裹缎

[00:14:37] 像个丑女

[00:14:40] 孔二爷紧走几步

[00:14:41] 扑通就跪下了

[00:14:44] 送的歌

[00:14:46] 你想可好

[00:14:47] 洪亮给您磕头了

[00:14:51] 兄弟

[00:14:51] 刑期清洗

[00:14:54] 2 D 啊

[00:14:56] 虽然咱分别日久

[00:14:58] 宋江无时无刻不在想念你们

[00:15:02] 老人家

[00:15:03] 我那干爹可好

[00:15:06] 老人家作古了啊

[00:15:09] 不在人世

[00:15:12] 我们家滩了逆势了

[00:15:15] 我哥还叫青州府的人给抓去了

[00:15:19] 现在死活难保

[00:15:22] 有话大厅里讲

[00:15:25] 宋江陪着孔亮进了大厅

[00:15:28] 这孔亮做下一行鼻涕两行眼泪

[00:15:32] 把家里所遭所遇的事儿

[00:15:34] 讲述了一遍

[00:15:36] 说我叔叔叫孔斌

[00:15:37] 一家19 口在青州的死牢里头压着

[00:15:42] 我们哥俩本来要叫我叔叔

[00:15:44] 结果我哥哥叫胡延硕走马活擒了

[00:15:49] 我们现在实在没办法走投无路

[00:15:52] 我想起哥哥

[00:15:53] 您来了

[00:15:54] 无论如何哥哥

[00:15:57] 您不能袖手不管管

[00:16:00] 我要管到底

[00:16:04] 兄弟

[00:16:04] 你来找我就对了

[00:16:07] 别哭

[00:16:08] 别哭

[00:16:09] 该喝茶喝茶

[00:16:10] 该吃饭吃饭啊

[00:16:12] 着急没有用

[00:16:14] 我马上就禀报大头领

[00:16:17] 来来来

[00:16:18] 你跟我去见一见

[00:16:20] 那么宋江的上头是谁呀

[00:16:22] 天王晁盖

[00:16:25] 晁盖是梁山的头把金交椅

[00:16:29] 不过晁盖很少出头露面

[00:16:32] 什么事情都交给宋江了

[00:16:35] 宋江不能乐理

[00:16:37] 领着孔亮来见晁盖

[00:16:40] 相见之下

[00:16:41] 宋江这一介绍孔亮又把事情讲述一遍

[00:16:46] 晁盖点了点头

[00:16:48] 问宋江

[00:16:49] 兄弟

[00:16:51] 你看这个事儿应该怎么办呢

[00:16:53] 大哥

[00:16:54] 我想请示您领兵带队攻打青州府劫牢反狱前去救人

[00:17:02] 另外

[00:17:02] 这个胡延硕

[00:17:03] 我们还没有收降

[00:17:05] 这事儿还没有完成

[00:17:08] 我打算双管齐下

[00:17:11] 一举双得

[00:17:14] 2 D 啊

[00:17:15] 就按你的主意办

[00:17:18] 不过哥哥心疼你啊

[00:17:21] 你说转战南北

[00:17:23] 都是你指挥

[00:17:25] 你太累了

[00:17:26] 我的意思你守把山寨哥哥我替你走一趟

[00:17:32] 大哥不必劳动

[00:17:34] 您精神大家了

[00:17:35] 还是我去比较合适

[00:17:38] 因为这些人我全认识

[00:17:41] 好吧

[00:17:42] 要那么说

[00:17:43] 二弟

[00:17:44] 你辛苦了啊

[00:17:46] 你看着办吧

[00:17:48] 晁盖

[00:17:49] 人家不管把什么事儿都交给宋江了

[00:17:53] 所以说

[00:17:54] 宋江名义上是二把手

[00:17:57] 实质是一把手

[00:18:01] 宋江告辞出来

[00:18:02] 带着二爷孔亮马不停蹄

[00:18:05] 立刻传令点将

[00:18:09] 带齐了20 员头领

[00:18:12] 都挑那最棒的

[00:18:14] 霹雳火

[00:18:15] 秦明小李广花荣、豹子头林冲

[00:18:20] 病尉迟、孙立、矮脚虎、王英等等等等

[00:18:25] 什么郭盛

[00:18:26] 吕芳全跟着

[00:18:28] 军师吴用也随军同行

[00:18:32] 点了马步

[00:18:33] 军兵8000多人

[00:18:36] 因为打青州

[00:18:37] 人少了

[00:18:38] 不管用

[00:18:39] 浩浩荡荡分三队是赶奔青州府

[00:18:45] 路上穿州过咸秋毫无犯

[00:18:50] 不惊扰百姓

[00:18:52] 也不跟地方官发生冲突

[00:18:54] 他们是直奔青州

[00:18:57] 路上无话

[00:18:58] 这一天来到青州府东关外

[00:19:02] 早有探视地钱站到大寨禀报

[00:19:07] 花和尚鲁智深

[00:19:08] 行者武松

[00:19:10] 青面兽、杨志等人一听来了

[00:19:14] 救星到了

[00:19:16] 孔二爷回来了

[00:19:18] 赶紧列

[00:19:19] 全队迎接

[00:19:22] 宋江从马上跳下来

[00:19:24] 来到众人近前

[00:19:26] 二爷孔亮给介绍

[00:19:28] 各位啊

[00:19:30] 这是我哥

[00:19:31] 呼保义宋江

[00:19:34] 我这一报信儿

[00:19:35] 我哥哥连奔儿都没打

[00:19:38] 立刻点大兵来到青州府

[00:19:42] 宋大哥

[00:19:42] 来

[00:19:42] 我给您介绍介绍

[00:19:44] 这位就是赫赫有名的花和尚鲁智深

[00:19:50] 这鲁智深啊

[00:19:51] 久闻宋江的大名

[00:19:53] 没见过

[00:19:55] 有几次机会啊

[00:19:57] 错过了

[00:19:59] 鲁智深心里还纳闷呢

[00:20:01] 只要见着绿林的朋友张嘴

[00:20:04] 宋江闭嘴

[00:20:06] 宋三郎

[00:20:07] 呼保义及时雨

[00:20:10] 一开始他不爱听

[00:20:12] 后来听这些人一介绍宋江的所作所为

[00:20:16] 为朋友两肋插刀啊

[00:20:19] 不为己身事

[00:20:21] 但为他人忙

[00:20:23] 哎呦

[00:20:23] 要不怎么叫及时雨呢

[00:20:26] 哎呀

[00:20:27] 今儿这一见面儿

[00:20:28] 他这一看

[00:20:29] 给他良好的印象

[00:20:32] 就冲孔亮一般兵

[00:20:33] 马上人家就来了

[00:20:35] 人家突袭的是什么呢

[00:20:37] 哎

[00:20:38] 这人可交

[00:20:40] 所以这一介绍鲁智深咧着大嘴过来了

[00:20:45] 哈哈哈哈

[00:20:48] 宋大哥

[00:20:50] 久闻大名轰雷贯耳

[00:20:53] 今日得见

[00:20:55] 三生有幸

[00:20:57] 晒甲鲁智深油梨落

[00:21:02] 大师

[00:21:04] 久闻大师盛名

[00:21:06] 今幸得见马大师休得多礼

[00:21:10] 宋江接受不起哟

[00:21:14] 客气了几句

[00:21:16] 青面兽杨志也过来了

[00:21:18] 杨志还说呢

[00:21:20] 宋头领

[00:21:21] 当初我路过水泊梁山

[00:21:24] 蒙宋头领多方款待

[00:21:26] 执意想留我在山上入伙儿可是当时我有些烂摊子事儿没办完

[00:21:34] 我拒绝了

[00:21:35] 今日想起来颇感后悔呀

[00:21:39] 今日再次相见

[00:21:41] 我非常高兴

[00:21:42] 如果宋头领不嫌弃的话

[00:21:45] 我们弟兄几人打算帅二龙山的弟兄入伙不知肯接纳否

[00:21:53] 哎呀

[00:21:53] 欢迎欢迎啊

[00:21:57] 武松过来了

[00:21:59] 宋大哥还认识小弟吗

[00:22:02] 认识贤弟啊

[00:22:05] 分别数载

[00:22:07] 你活得怎么样

[00:22:08] 哎

[00:22:08] 勉强维持吧

[00:22:11] 小霸王周通打虎将

[00:22:14] 李忠都过来了

[00:22:15] 分别建里鲁智深一看我

[00:22:18] 各位啊

[00:22:19] 咱在外头瞎胡白话也不怕受了风

[00:22:23] 快点把宋大哥请到里边里边

[00:22:27] 请各位

[00:22:28] 宋江来这么多人呢

[00:22:30] 20 个头领可以进大帐

[00:22:33] 其他的人就地安营扎寨

[00:22:37] 七八千人呢

[00:22:39] 马浩联码号帐篷挨帐篷

[00:22:42] 旌旗飘摆

[00:22:44] 是甚是壮观

[00:22:47] 宋江进了大帐之后

[00:22:50] 大家推让着

[00:22:51] 宋江坐了首座军师吴用侧坐相陪

[00:22:56] 然后宋江把带来的人分别给大家一一作了介绍

[00:23:02] 这才群雄聚会打青州