《South Of The Border》歌词

[00:00:00] South Of The Border (国境之南) - Beardfish

[00:00:32] This is the story of Gad about Garth

[00:00:37] He was the kind of man you see in every bar

[00:00:42] And old school bling bling guy shades on in the dark

[00:00:47] I'm here for the ladies he'd say light up my smoke

[00:00:57] Working the dance floor he'd shake it about

[00:00:59] Chains and jewellery shimmering bling a ling glimmering

[00:01:02] Working the females not a butt he didn't slap

[00:01:05] Dropping one liners some chauvinistic crap

[00:01:12] Hey baby have you ever been south of the border

[00:01:23] Hey sugar what would you like for breakfast in the morning

[00:01:46] Garth's fellow workers at the office were fed up

[00:01:48] I swear if he tries somn with me

[00:01:49] I'll smack his a** all the way back to Gooberville

[00:01:51] Especially the ladies who felt they had enough

[00:01:54] Damn straight uh huh

[00:01:56] They had arranged for him a neat little surprise

[00:02:01] The yearly party at the office was the night

[00:02:05] They hired some really beautiful drag queens

[00:02:10] To jump out of a cake and tease around the crowd ta dah

[00:02:15] Everyone was in on it but Garth who was quite drunk

[00:02:21] He did his usual act obnoxious and loud

[00:02:24] He was working the dance floor he'd shake it about

[00:02:28] Chains and jewellery shimmering bling a ling glimmering

[00:02:31] Working the queens not a crotch he didn't tap

[00:02:34] Dropping one liners some chauvinistic crap

[00:02:41] Hey baby have you ever been south of the border

[00:02:52] Hey sugar feel my pecker he's the sheriff and that's an order

[00:03:02] Hey baby have you ever been south of the border

[00:03:12] Yo sugar what would you like for breakfast in the morning

[00:05:04] In the morning

[00:05:05] Garth woke up next to a beefy lady with no hair and bad breath

[00:05:15] He was angry but at the same time well

[00:05:18] You know he could not make himself leave just yet

[00:05:25] All these feelings what are these

[00:05:27] Have I been Gad about Garth just to hide something that I am

[00:05:35] He remembered everything and felt a rush go through him

[00:05:40] As he realized he'd made love to a man

[00:05:46] In a sense he felt fulfilled

[00:05:48] As he looked back on getting high with Amanda last night a man duh

[00:05:56] How could something he had always thought was filthy growing up suddenly seem so right

[00:06:10] Cause he was gay

[00:07:11] This was the story of the Gay man Garth

[00:07:16] He is the kind of man you don't see in a bar

[00:07:22] A truly pleasant guy who listens understands

[00:07:27] All women want him but he saves it for the gents