《The Firewall Song》歌词

[00:00:00] The Firewall Song - The Lancashire Hotpots

[00:00:02] Oh eye

[00:00:03] I know broadbands cheap

[00:00:05] But you're cheaper

[00:00:06] Listen to this

[00:00:09] You were up all night on t'internet

[00:00:12] Downloading naughty films

[00:00:14] But there's one vital thing you didn't do

[00:00:19] A momentary lapse in concentrations left a gap

[00:00:24] Now your whole hard drive is up the wall

[00:00:28] Oh a trojan horse has entered

[00:00:30] A worm is in C drive

[00:00:33] I told you all about McAfee

[00:00:37] It hasn't taken long

[00:00:39] And now I've written you this song

[00:00:42] Before you wit' download is what for dee

[00:00:46] Get thee sen a firewall

[00:00:48] Ger thee sen internet security

[00:00:50] Get thee sen a firewall

[00:00:52] Download one for free

[00:00:55] Now there's so many x rated pop ups

[00:00:58] You can hardly bloomin' think

[00:01:00] With every X click you get five more

[00:01:05] Your desktop needs a tidy

[00:01:06] It'll take till a week next Friday

[00:01:09] And wifes here now she wants to talk on Skype

[00:01:13] So you tried delete your history

[00:01:16] And get rid of all cookies

[00:01:18] Calm down your getting sweaty

[00:01:20] What's the rush

[00:01:23] You've left it all too late

[00:01:24] Your shared folder was an open gate

[00:01:28] Gone and got yourself a big virus

[00:01:30] I told ya

[00:01:31] Should have had a firewall

[00:01:34] Should have had internet security

[00:01:36] Should have had a firewall

[00:01:38] Download one for free