《Act II: Gee， Officer Krupke》歌词

[00:00:00] Gee, Officer Krupke! - The Jets/The Sharks and the Jets/Max Goberman Orchestra/Larry Kert

[00:00:04] Written by：Stephen Sondheim/Leonard Bernstein

[00:00:08] Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke you gotta understand

[00:00:12] It's just our bringin' upke that gets us out of hand

[00:00:16] Our mothers all are junkies our fathers all are drunks

[00:00:19] Golly Moses naturally we're punks

[00:00:22] Gee Officer Krupke we're very upset

[00:00:26] We never had the love that every child oughta get

[00:00:29] We ain't no delinquents we're misunderstood

[00:00:33] Deep down inside us there is good

[00:00:35] There is good

[00:00:36] There is good there is good

[00:00:38] There is untapped good

[00:00:40] Like inside the worst of us is good

[00:00:48] That's a touching good story

[00:00:50] Lemme tell it to the world

[00:00:52] Just tell it to the Judge

[00:01:00] Dear kindly Judge your honor my parents treat me rough

[00:01:04] With all their m*******a they won't give me a puff

[00:01:07] They didn't wanna have me but somehow I was had

[00:01:11] Leapin' lizards that's why I'm so bad

[00:01:14] Right Officer Krupke you're really a square

[00:01:17] This boy don't need a Judge he needs an analyst's care

[00:01:21] It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed

[00:01:24] He's psychologically disturbed

[00:01:27] I'm disturbed

[00:01:28] We're disturbed we're disturbed

[00:01:29] We're the most disturbed

[00:01:31] Like we're psychologically disturbed

[00:01:40] Hear ye hear ye

[00:01:41] In the opinion of this court

[00:01:42] This child is depraved on account

[00:01:44] He ain't had a normal home

[00:01:45] Hey I'm depraved

[00:01:46] On account I'm deprived

[00:01:48] So take him to a headshrinker

[00:01:56] My father is a bastard my mom's an S.O.B

[00:02:00] My grandpa's always plastered my grandma pushes tea

[00:02:03] My sister wears a mustache my brother wears a dress

[00:02:07] Goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess

[00:02:10] Yes Officer Krupke you're really a slob

[00:02:13] This boy don't need a doctor just a good honest job

[00:02:17] Society played him a terrible trick

[00:02:20] And socialogically he's sick I am sick

[00:02:24] We are sick we are sick we are sick sick sick

[00:02:27] Like we're socialogically sick

[00:02:36] In my opinion this child does not need

[00:02:37] To have his head shrunk at all

[00:02:39] Juvenile delinquency

[00:02:40] Is purely a social disease

[00:02:42] Hey I got a social disease

[00:02:45] So take him to a social worker

[00:02:52] Dear kindly social worker they say go earn a buck

[00:02:56] Like be a soda jerker which means like be a schmuck

[00:03:00] It's not I'm anti social I'm only anti work

[00:03:03] Glory Osky that's why I'm a jerk

[00:03:07] Officer Krupke you done it again

[00:03:10] This boy don't need a job he needs a year in the pen

[00:03:13] It ain't just a question of misunderstood

[00:03:17] Deep down inside him he's no good I'm no good

[00:03:20] We're no good we're no good we're no earthly good

[00:03:23] Like a pest a bug ain't no damn good

[00:03:29] The trouble is he's lazy the trouble is he drinks

[00:03:32] The trouble is he's crazy the trouble is he stinks

[00:03:35] The trouble is he's growing the trouble is he's grown

[00:03:38] Krupke we've got troubles of our own

[00:03:42] Gee Officer Krupke

[00:03:44] We're down on our knees

[00:03:46] 'Cause no one wants a fella

[00:03:47] With a social disease

[00:03:50] Gee Officer Krupke

[00:03:52] What are we to do

[00:03:55] Gee Officer Krupke

[00:03:58] Krup you