《The Bride Stripped Bare By ’Bachelors’》歌词

[00:00:00] The Bride Stripped Bare By 'Bachelors' - Bonzo Dog Band

[00:00:00] So the boys got together and formed a band uh

[00:00:04] F-fate played the straight man and since then they've never looked back

[00:00:12] Hey you lads welcome to club

[00:00:13] I've seen you on the telly with your long hair and pimples

[00:00:15] (pop-pop)

[00:00:19] We arrived at the gig looking rough

[00:00:20] Not happy we'd all had enough

[00:00:23] Of eight hours on the road

[00:00:25] (blast)

[00:00:28] Legs Larry said he "It's the boozer for me dear boy "

[00:00:31] "Yip yip yessiry "

[00:00:33] And the hotel reception was empty and cold

[00:00:36] With 'orrid red wallpaper forty years old

[00:00:39] It stank like a rhino house

[00:00:45] Mr Slater said "Oh I can smell Vindaloo "

[00:00:47] "Oh really "

[00:00:47] "No sir O'Reilly "

[00:00:49] Hobnob

[00:00:54] And we wave to the people who frown

[00:01:00] At our hair as we ride into town

[00:01:16] And Chalky and Nozz had set up the gear

[00:01:18] In the club where the Dohl Pal Show would appear

[00:01:21] In person as themselves

[00:01:23] (arf arf)

[00:01:24] In person as themselves

[00:01:26] Then Neil Fred and I played darts for a while

[00:01:29] Before we switched on our theatrical smile

[00:01:32] Hey you remember

[00:01:47] Hot dogs on sale in foyer

[00:01:48] Eyy

[00:01:52] "You can have a drink in your dressing room lads

[00:01:54] But you can't come into club looking like that

[00:01:56] We can't oblige Thank you "

[00:01:58] "Hey Redneck "

[00:02:01] "We've had 'em all 'ere you know Tommy Raye "

[00:02:04] "Aye "

[00:02:04] "That's a brand new scratch on the piano

[00:02:07] Cost you seventy-five quid to put that right "

[00:02:08] "Whoa 'oo did that "

[00:02:10] "I remember one time--"

[00:02:11] "And Buddy "

[00:02:13] "Aye "

[00:02:16] "Put off all thought though in here dunnit "

[00:02:18] "Whoa what "

[00:02:18] "Will you take your empty glasses back to the bar "

[00:02:22] "Any 'artistes' messing in football will be paid off immediately "

[00:02:24] "Hoover "

[00:02:27] "It's not for meself lads it's for me daughter "

[00:02:29] "Five pints of lager and one Coke "

[00:02:34] "You got me lads it's the manager that makes the rules "